BringerofShadows Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 (edited) Granted, but now you are scared of everything else. I wish to be good at sniping. Edited May 21, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Granted, you can only snipe kitties, though. I wish it rained chocolate from time to time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Granted, its all scalding hot I wish I had an accessible pocket universe to put all my books into so they aren't packed up by the movers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Granted, but it’s impossible to find any specific book because there are so many. I wish that I could find my portable charger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aluminum Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Granted but it has no charge and will never hold a charge again I wish for stormlight archives 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Granted, but it sucks. (How many times do I have to tell you guys?) I wish that people would stop wishing for SA 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but it sucks. (How many times do I have to tell you guys?) I wish that people would stop wishing for SA 4. Granted, they start wishing for Rithmatist 2 instead. I wish for Rithmatist 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 Granted, but everyone dies. I wish for even more things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 "Granted," the Nightwatcher whispers. "Now go to the 352nd page of The Last Post Wins and open Rebecca's first spoiler tag. Read the contents. Thus is your bane." I wish I knew (spoilers for the story Rebecca posted) Spoiler WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PING PONG BALLS! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 (edited) “Me too,” said the Nightwatcher. “Granted, But you can’t tell anyone…” Spoiler The son had gotten word that the pink ping balls had magical properties similar to spheres from SA. He sucked them in and…He had the power of the Gods. The God of Blinker Fluid, that is. He ran around, fixing everyone’s headlights, flashlights, telescopes and lasagna dishes. He also helped create the masterful piece of ‘Baby Shark’. He became known as Blinker Fluid the I. He got worried that the evil Lunamo-*cough* Dr. Bulb would find his Dad and convince him to buy more bulbs. So he hid is super-hero persona from everyone else. He eventually needed more spheres. So he asked his Father for some every birthday. But as the years went on, more enemies started popping up, such as the evil stacked coils and Bill Gates. One day, he got electrocuted by Dr. Bulb, and died. The end. I wish that I was better at storytelling. Was that funny? I thought it was kinda stupid, but whatever. Edited May 22, 2019 by BringerofShadows 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 I, for one, liked it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said: Hide contents He got worried that the evil Lunamo-*cough* Dr. Bulb would find his Dad and convince him to buy more bulbs. Drat, I’ve been discovered! *ties BoS to a chair and shines lamp in face* Who sent you? Who do you work for? Is it Smith? Dumbledore? Venture? And how did you find me out?! My disguise was perfect! *fiddles with mustache* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 “I went into photoshop and deleted the mustache.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 9 hours ago, Lunamor said: Drat, I’ve been discovered! *ties BoS to a chair and shines lamp in face* Who sent you? Who do you work for? Is it Smith? Dumbledore? Venture? And how did you find me out?! My disguise was perfect! *fiddles with mustache* For a minute I thought you were talking about me when I read Smith... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said: “I went into photoshop and deleted the mustache.” Ah, a clever ploy... But tell me. Who gave you such knowledge of the great Photoshop? 11 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: For a minute I thought you were talking about me when I read Smith... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 “Uhhh…Voidus.” BoS struggled with her bonds. “Luna, can you just let me go?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 *rolls eyes* Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. *releases BoS* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 “YYYYAAAAYYYY!!!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 Words upon words. Dialogue upon dialogue. There's always another roleplay. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 22 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: “Me too,” said the Nightwatcher. “Granted, But you can’t tell anyone…” Reveal hidden contents The son had gotten word that the pink ping balls had magical properties similar to spheres from SA. He sucked them in and…He had the power of the Gods. The God of Blinker Fluid, that is. He ran around, fixing everyone’s headlights, flashlights, telescopes and lasagna dishes. He also helped create the masterful piece of ‘Baby Shark’. He became known as Blinker Fluid the I. He got worried that the evil Lunamo-*cough* Dr. Bulb would find his Dad and convince him to buy more bulbs. So he hid is super-hero persona from everyone else. He eventually needed more spheres. So he asked his Father for some every birthday. But as the years went on, more enemies started popping up, such as the evil stacked coils and Bill Gates. One day, he got electrocuted by Dr. Bulb, and died. The end. I wish that I was better at storytelling. Granted, but you now absolutely stink at essay writing. I wish that I could be an animagus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 Granted, you're a blast-ended skrewt. I wish that Shai (The Emperor's Soul) would protagonize another book. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: Granted, you're a blast-ended skrewt. Huzzah!!! I SHALL EXPLODE ALL THE PEOPLES!!!!! 12 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: I wish that Shai (The Emperor's Soul) would protagonize another book. Granted, but it is only one page long and she dies a horrible, gruesome death in the end. I wish to be better at drawing people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish to be better at drawing people. Granted. Your depictions are so lifelike that people are constantly trying to strike up conversations with your art, and they get miffed when they're inevitably ignored. Then they learn that it's actually artwork, and they throw heaps of money at you because, by Harmony, your art is just that good! Bane: Every time someone sneezes in your vicinity, your ears double in size. Thankfully, you can reverse this effect by donating a pint of your own blood to an orphaned fruit bat (of a compatible blood type, of course), causing your ears to halve in size. ... I wish for oodles of noodles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Lunamor said: Huzzah!!! I SHALL EXPLODE ALL THE PEOPLES!!!!! Darn, I gave you a double boon. Granted. This is a bit of a problem because now the entire world is made of noodles. And the people. And basically every physical thing that isn't you. Have fun. Something simple, I wish for a kindle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) That sound fine, now don't you whine, it is your bane I must design, so you must rhyme, for all time! I wish to be able to control the climate in the area around me Edited May 23, 2019 by The Forumlurker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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