Lunamor Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: Wait, did I really? Nope! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 18 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: "I'm scared to grant this one..." Narrator Ghanderflaffle says. "At least it's not bolded!" Granted, but all of that winning feels hollow because you know that you cheated to get it and you are never satisfied to win anything ever again because you always think that it is the Nightwatcher instead of your own accomplishments. I wish for @Shard of Thought to win. Granted, but she loses immediately thereafter. I wish that this post ninja'd somebody 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Granted, but she has another breakdown. I wish for a life. Edit: Ninja'd Granted, but it was a fake ninja. I still wish for a life. Edited May 16, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Granted, it is life as a rock. Have fun being immortal, but never moving, because you too big and heavy to move. (You are a big rock) I wish for a new waterbottle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Ese: Abundance,Harvest Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Granted, but you won't be able to drink from it. I wish shardblades were real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Granted, but they can only be used to cut bread. I wish for good grades on my finals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Just now, Ghanderflaffle said: Granted, but they can only be used to cut bread. I wish for good grades on my finals. Granted. You study so hard that you become the final (like becoming the law but less cool), allowing you to give yourself a good grade. Now all you see for the rest of your days is incredibly stressed adolescents who really, really hate you. I wish to meet Brandon Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Granted, you suddenly realize that you hate his books and leave the shard. (This is a bane for us all.) I wish for more books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Granted. You are crushed by the sheer amount of books you have. I wish my life wasn’t such a mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 Granted, your favorite person's life is a mess. I wish for school to be over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 (edited) Granted, the school is over. Over your head. It falls on you and crushes you. Also, your bane is that you see everything flipped, like in a mirror. But you don't realize it, because you got squished by a school. I wish that I wasn't ever tired and didn't need to sleep. Edited May 17, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted. You now have cancer. I wish my birthday would come sooner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted, it came yesterday. I wish for the storm to pass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted. It passed but returns the next day. I wish for AirPods. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted. Nuff said. I wish for a medium rare steak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted. But it’s Gordon Ramsay’s definition of Medium Rare. I wish that I had Reddit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But it’s Gordon Ramsay’s definition of Medium Rare. I wish that I had Reddit. Granted, you are swamped with trolls. Literally. I wish for people to make more sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted. But you don’t make sense. I wish that I could live in a Paradox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But you don’t make sense. Nothing different, then. 2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish that I could live in a Paradox. Granted, the Nightwatcher sends you to a black hole. I wish for better video gaming skills. Edited May 18, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted, but the difficulty of singleplayer games and the skill of people on multiplayer games skyrockets. I wish for a candy bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 Granted. But it has peanuts, and you are allergic to peanuts. I wish that I didn’t cry at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Granted... Sad version: Spoiler Everyone else cries at night. You hear their sobs as they feel unrelenting infinite sorrow. You are the only one in the world who feels any joy, everyone else is consumed with misery and pain. Tears are shared every night but you cannot understand their pain. No one in the world understands you, no one understands how you can keep smiling. You become an outcast who has no empathy for others. You are forever alone, but you still cannot cry, you steady descend into madness as the world you care about falls apart around you. Happy version Spoiler However this only happens because Odium came to take your pain. Looks like someone lost their will! I wish that writing this didn't make me feel so guilty... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Granted, you now feel happy for other people's suffering while deep down knowing that it is still bad. I wish for my science notecard to be filled out with understandable and readable answers for my science final, to have it before my final and not to lose it or tear it or maim it in any way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 (edited) Granted, you still fail the test. I wish for school to be out. Edited May 20, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted May 20, 2019 Report Share Posted May 20, 2019 Granted- you're expelled from your school, and are unable to complete your education or have a successful career. I wish to have my arachnaphobia erased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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