Arith Matic Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 You know that's a good idea. The Nightwatcher, who is very familiar with waiting and generally forgetful folk on the popular video game Destiny 2, is very empathetic to this sort of thing. So, she tells you that @Rosharan A.C. will post, but will pull a me and only post once every say, six months I wish that My Destiny 2 clan would go raiding with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Arith Matic said: You know that's a good idea. The Nightwatcher, who is very familiar with waiting and generally forgetful folk on the popular video game Destiny 2, is very empathetic to this sort of thing. So, she tells you that @Rosharan A.C. will post, but will pull a me and only post once every say, six months I wish that My Destiny 2 clan would go raiding with me. Granted, you end up dying 37 times and it takes you 12 hours to complete. I wish for better penmanship. Edited May 13, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted. But there is no penmanship with typing, so it’s basically useless. I wish I has bettr grammr und speeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted instead "Odium Reigns" I wish for a perfect real Taco 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted, you can't eat it. You can only stare at it. Forever it will be in your vision, making you go insane with want. I wish for a muffing, that I can eat, that is not a lie, and it stays fresh forever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted, but soon you discover that it is not a muffing but a muffin. (Bolded because it's a TLT thing to take typos and make use of them). I wish to join the Leadership team for my band. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted. But all the saxes and trumpets are in it, so you guys never get anything done. I wish that I wasn’t weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted, but you can never harm anyone on TLT(m) ever again I wish for friday to happen twice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 Granted. Now Monday happens twice too. I wish that I could hurt the Narrators on TLT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 14, 2019 Report Share Posted May 14, 2019 "Granted, but they're Narrators. They can feel pain, they just heal themselves, since, you know, they're immortal and whatnot. Your bane is that I'm here now" Narrator Truthless said with a grin. "I wish that I will get a good grade on my test." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 "Granted, but on the final you forget everything and fail badly." Narrator Ghanderflaffle said as she slid in. "I wish for more Narrators!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jruesch2 Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Ghanderflaffle said: "Granted, but on the final you forget everything and fail badly." Narrator Ghanderflaffle said as she slid in. "I wish for more Narrators!" Granted, but they aren't narrating anything. (BTW, I did quit my job and have another one lined up for me. I'll prove the Nightwatcher wrong!). I wish college was as easy as kindergarten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Granted, middle and high school become harder than college. I wish for more things! (That aren't a sickness) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) "Granted, you get nukes falling from the sky." Narrator stick said with an evil smile. "I wish for pancakes." Edited May 15, 2019 by Emperor Stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 Granted, you are smothered. I wish that @Shard of Thought and @BringerofShadows were mortals so they could harm each other. The winner becomes a Narrator again and the loser dies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) Hmmm…Sounds good. Maybe you should go over to TLT and tell everyone of this amazing idea. Granted, but BoS wins. I wish that I would win. No matter what happens, I want to win. Everything. Edited May 15, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 "I'm scared to grant this one..." Narrator Ghanderflaffle says. "At least it's not bolded!" Granted, but all of that winning feels hollow because you know that you cheated to get it and you are never satisfied to win anything ever again because you always think that it is the Nightwatcher instead of your own accomplishments. I wish for @Shard of Thought to win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 (edited) Granted...but this newfound power doesn't affect one game...The Game...which you just lost... I wish that Butt was a main character again... Sigh...my first Ninja Edited May 15, 2019 by The Forumlurker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 1 hour ago, The Forumlurker said: Sigh...my first Ninja How have you lasted so long without getting ninja’d?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 What's the actual definition of a NInja anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: What's the actual definition of a NInja anyway? When Sharders use the term, we mean when you write something and post it, but it turns out that, while you were writing your post, someone wrote what you were going to say (or something like it, or answered the question, etc.) before you did, making what you said redundant. For example, if someone tells you what it is before I post this, I will have been ninjaed (rather ironically). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) Edit: Darn, Ninja’d Edited May 16, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Makes sense make sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Edit: Darn, Ninja’d Wait, did I really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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