Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted, tomorrow, your school decides to make up for the lost time and make the school day way longer then normal. The adults and students start a riot, which makes the school burn down to the ground. You know longer get an education, now you can't get a job. You live in your mother's basement for the rest of your life. I wish for more energy in the mornings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted. You are now addicted to caffeine. I wish that my sister wasn’t so picky with her food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted, she starves to death. Now she is no longer picky. I wish for baneless wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted they're also boon-less I wish for you to up-vote all my posts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted, but you realize upvotes don't matter. I wish I could read any book instantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted you now think reading is stupid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 You gonna wish? I wish for a huge cake that never is completely eaten. It will never go bad, and I can eat it. Quote 1 hour ago, HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath said: Granted you now think reading is stupid In my opinion, that is one of the worst banes ever. I love reading! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 2 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: You gonna wish? I wish for a huge cake that never is completely eaten. It will never go bad, and I can eat it. Granted, but it is a lie. I wish that I didn’t have to go to mutual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 On 5/9/2019 at 8:32 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, tomorrow, your school decides to make up for the lost time and make the school day way longer then normal. The adults and students start a riot, which makes the school burn down to the ground. You know longer get an education, now you can't get a job. You live in your mother's basement for the rest of your life. I wish for more energy in the mornings. But my mother has no basement. 13 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but it is a lie. I wish that I didn’t have to go to mutual. Granted, you can't use a phone ever again. (I couldn't think of anything). I wish for a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Granted. But that thing is lead poisoning. I wish that I was good at art. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Granted. But no one pays any attention to it. I wish I had 100% in my math class. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 Granted, you are always used for examples and working out problems for the rest of the class. I wish for more things. (I like seeing what you come up with) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, now you have Malaria and Lead Poisoning. I wish that our world was perfect. Edited May 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, the world is perfect. However, humans are not. Your bane is that you are have to watch all of this, and can't doing anything to stop it. Over time, the new generations learn NOTHING. They repeat the mistakes of the generations before them, building horribly inefficient and polluting factories, cities, and more, all the while killing the environment and ruining the lives of millions. The world was once perfect for them. They had a chance. And they MESSED. IT. UP. Now they're dead. I wish that this doesn't happen. Edited May 10, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog I forgot a wish... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 47 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: I wish that this doesn't happen. Granted but humans destroy the planet anyway. I wish for the blessings of grit and intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, you have the grit and knowledge to finish that math test. Other than that you’re average. I wish that my Science teacher wasn’t mean. Edited May 10, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 5 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, you have the grit and knowledge to finish that math test. Other than that you’re average. I wish that my Science teacher wasn’t mean. Granted. Now they have turned into Professor Binns from HP. They aren’t mean, but are incredibly boring. I wish for my computer to be easier to scroll on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Granted, but you din’t get a bane because you are amazing, @Lunamor. I wish that I didn’t have to wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Granted, you didn't have the wish but somebody did have a wish which had a backlash on you regardless. I wish my lust was satiated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Granted. But is satiated by a not-very attractive woman. (Like me) I wish that people wouldn’t wish for things like that. (I’m prude, okay?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/11/2019 at 1:34 PM, BringerofShadows said: I wish that people wouldn’t wish for things like that. (I’m prude, okay?) The Nightwatcher grants your wish happily, with the effect of no humans ever feeling any sexual urges ever again (romance still happens, the physical lust is simply removed). It's up for debate whether that's a bane or another boon. (And everyone, I agree, can we not wish for stuff like that?) I wish for a good song recommendation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, AonEne said: The Nightwatcher grants your wish happily, with the effect of no humans ever feeling any sexual urges ever again (romance still happens, the physical lust is simply removed). It's up for debate whether that's a bane or another boon. (And everyone, I agree, can we not wish for stuff like that?) I wish for a good song recommendation. Granted. The Nightwatcher has a rather, er... interesting taste in music. She summons Parry Gripp, who proceeds to rather loudly sing “It’s Raining Tacos”. I wish for a taco that doesn’t have everything spill out the bottom when I try to eat it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Don't Know Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted, but the bottom of the shell becomes all soggy. I wish I could find my pencil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 (edited) Granted, turns out it’s in your stomach. I wish Ink would get the Shard back. Edited May 13, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 13, 2019 Report Share Posted May 13, 2019 Granted, but then there's an extreme solar flare, destroying his computer and all the rest of the technology around the world. I wish my cousin @Rosharan A.C. would go ahead and post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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