Queen’sWit Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted. They now treat you like a newborn cow. I wish I didn't need braces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) Granted. You know have to get your tonsils and wisdom teeth removed. I wish that I was attractive. Edited May 6, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted. But only your arms and head. The rest of you is covered in painful, disgusting boils. I wish for the bruises I got on Saturday would heal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted. But 7 more pop up. I wish my soccer team would win a game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted, but every other sport that your school has fails terribly for 16 years and they blame you for it. I wish for a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted, you think of an amazing wish, but that wish is not granted, for you already asked this wish. That is also your bane. I wish that I was a Surgebinder and could use water as Stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted. You become a hydrophobe. I wish for a way to reprimand people who don't give me my boon-bonuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said: Granted. You become a hydrophobe. I wish for a way to reprimand people who don't give me my boon-bonuses. The nightwatcher has no clue what a boon bonus, and gives you a my little pony audio book I wish for infinite happiness Edited May 6, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 Granted, you are now so happy that you literally explode, sending pieces of you all around the globe. These people that get hit with your exploded flesh are happy (after all, it is infinite happiness) but it's still pieces of flesh flying around the globe and hitting people. I wish to be a Full Feruchemist with easily accessible Feruchemical metals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jruesch2 Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Granted, but you're alone on a random planet made completely out of feruchemical metals in our universe (so the magic wouldn't work anyway). I wish I could quit my job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 hours ago, Jruesch2 said: Granted, but you're alone on a random planet made completely out of feruchemical metals in our universe (so the magic wouldn't work anyway). I wish I could quit my job. Granted, but you become unable to get another one. I wish I could write better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, Hunt2man said: Granted, but you become unable to get another one. I wish I could write better. Granted, but you forever have writers block I wish I could read faster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 Granted, but you must read Twilight once a week. (If you can't tell, this Nightwatcher hates Twilight...) I wish for better friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted, but all these new friends have a bad taste in music. I wish for wishes to actually come true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted, but now you can only wish for horrible wishes. I wish for knowledge, unparalled by anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted. You know have an unparalleled knowledge of mushrooms. M-bot kinda gets upset. I wish that I had infinity amount of iTunes credits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted, but you can't use them. I wish for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted. But it comes at 8:30, so it’s technically breakfast. I wish that I actually had a lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted. But it comes alive and eats you. I wish I didn't have to write an essay in English right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted, you know have to write an essay in math, have fun with that I wish I didn't have allergies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Granted. You don’t have allergies. But you do end up having malaria. I wish that everyone knew the truth about renewable energy and how Nuclear energy is better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted, but it’s really expensive to manufacture. I wish for Thor’s hammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted you can't lift it. I wish for a good bane. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted, your bane is that you have no bane, thus making it a good bane. Nothing happens, and life goes on as usual. I wish for some more Avett Brothers sheet music 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Granted, it's for the wrong instrument. I wish for school to get out at 10:15. (It actually does today, but I can't think right now.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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