Karger Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: I wish for the ability to wish for interesting wishes. Granted your knowledge of self torture is increased tenfold. I wish that everyone ages 7-16 would develop good taste in literature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Granted, but "good" is a subjective term... and it just so happens that everyone's idea of good is Twilight, Grapes of Wrath, and Animal Farm. I wish to stop sounding like a dying cat whenever I cough up mucus. (And I wish to stop coughing up mucus.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, WannabeWorldhopper said: Granted, but "good" is a subjective term... and it just so happens that everyone's idea of good is Twilight, Grapes of Wrath, and Animal Farm. Well, I've never read the last two, but I hear Animal Farm is quite good and I know Twilight is, so this isn't too bad. Granted! No more mucus, therefore no you sounding like a dying cat. However, you are force-fed spiked cookies. I want to know why the cookies I just baked came out so weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Granted, you added too little soul. The preferred Soul insertion method is spikes, but seeing as you are a Tuba member, just try doubling the number of chocolate chips. You bane is that you are forced to join the DA (for real this time) I wish everyone would join the DA! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Granted. The organization has a change of heart and becomes a moral organization. I wish I had friends... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Granted. Every single member of the 17th Shard that has ever seen your username suddenly lives within a 100 foot radius of your house, and each are your best friends. However, you cannot seem to go anywhere without them following, and at school (I assume you go?) everyone else becomes your worst enemies. Hope you can deal with this! I wish to be a Fullborn with unlimited access to the metals I want but this access will not directly or indirectly cause my death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) Granted, but all future Cosmere books are spoiled. I wish I didn’t have to wish. Edited May 3, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Granted. Your bane is that Hoid now follows you around, constantly insulting you for your decision, and only you can see him. I wish for Earth to be part of the cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 Granted, but you live on Detritus and can't leave until Starsight comes out (maybe even not then). I wish that I owned all of the Brandon Sanderson books and am able to read them without harm to myself or others. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 22 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: Granted. The organization has a change of heart and becomes a moral organization. It’s always been that, after all morality is relative Just now, Mushroom Catalog said: Granted, but you live on Detritus and can't leave until Starsight comes out (maybe even not then). I wish that I owned all of the Brandon Sanderson books and am able to read them without harm to myself or others. Granted, you own them, but they’re just scattered around the world. Your bane is that you are now banned from all flights. I wish I could fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Mushroom Catalog said: Granted, but you live on Detritus and can't leave until Starsight comes out (maybe even not then). Uhh Detritus isn't part of the Cosmere. 13 minutes ago, Snipexe said: I wish I could fly Granted, you can fly. But...you are also a fly. And have only a few days to live. I wish school wasn't boring to me or anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said: Uhh Detritus isn't part of the Cosmere. 26 minutes ago, Snipexe said: But it is in the same universe as Earth so the entire cosmere is in the same universe as he is. And he knows it. And he can't reach it. Imagine the PAIN! (This has nothing to do with the game, so I'm not making a wish) Edited May 3, 2019 by Mushroom Catalog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 6 hours ago, StormblessedSurvivor said: Uhh Detritus isn't part of the Cosmere. Granted, you can fly. But...you are also a fly. And have only a few days to live. I wish school wasn't boring to me or anyone. Granted. The whole world improves as students begin to become more invested in school activities. There are more smart people now, so more stuff gets invented, so the world is a better place. Your bane is that there will always be a bothersome itch somewhere on your body. It will gradually become more and more insistent the longer you leave it alone, and it will hop to a new location on the body each time you scratch it. I wish that I could get posts with more than three upvotes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 Granted, you even win the day. But it turns out to be a dream. I wish I didn’t have to wake up early tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 Granted, but while you're sleeping, Brandon Sanderson and everybody else you'd ever dream of meeting decide to stop by your house, but you're asleep, so you miss them all. I WISH THAT MY COPY OF ARCANUM UNBOUNDED WOULD FINALLY ARRIVE I WANT TO REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 On 5/2/2019 at 3:40 PM, Snipexe said: You bane is that you are forced to join the DA (for real this time) *joins Dumbledore's Army gleefully* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 (edited) 9 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but while you're sleeping, Brandon Sanderson and everybody else you'd ever dream of meeting decide to stop by your house, but you're asleep, so you miss them all. I WISH THAT MY COPY OF ARCANUM UNBOUNDED WOULD FINALLY ARRIVE I WANT TO REEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD It arrives but "lyft"* turns on awesomeness and spills darkness's supper all over it before you even crack it open. I wish you would up-vote me *Intentional error Edited May 5, 2019 by HemalurgicBeaverOfDeath 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 The nightwatcher refuses to grant the wish. I wish for a soul 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Granted, but it's just a copy of the Emperor's Soul I wish I had a indestructible, unblemishable, perfect copy of Arcanum Unbounded that arrived on my doorstep right now, signed by Brandon Sanderson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Granted, but it is so perfect and amazing you can’t bear to even touch it. So it sits on your shelf. I wish that wishing was actually fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 The Nightwatcher stares at you blankly. “Are you insulting me, child?” I wish that the end of high school wasn’t approaching so quickly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Granted, but now you dread school and wish that was over with now. Instead, you've still got 10 months to go I wish for the perfect bane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Bane appears next to you, sporting a shiny new mask. “You called for me?” I wish I was in college(contradictory, I know, but so are my feelings). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Yessssssssssss, I've got myself a Bane. Granted, but you take all of your classes online, from home I wish Bane would follow my every command 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Granted. But then Christian Bale kills him. I wish that people wouldn’t treat me like a child. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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