balletdragon Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted but you get stuck in The Well of Ascension for eternity i wish to have all the time in the world to read 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but it comes in a fragile glass flask. Every time you use it, time gets taken from somewhere else. If you drop it, all time will vanish from the world. I wish for the ability to teleport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. You know have the ability to rip your atoms to a different place in time. Have fun with that. I wish that I would stop crying at night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, you now laugh yourself to sleep. I wish for no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you get no boon either. I wish that I wasn’t depressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but you get no boon either. I wish that I wasn’t depressed. Granted. Your depression is cured. Your Bane is that you feel guilty being happy when others around you are so sad. You dedicate your life to bringing happiness to all and decide to become Santa Claus. I wish for a duck Edited April 30, 2019 by Snipexe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. It's a baby duck you separated from his family with your wish and he dies of sadness. I wish my pets were immortal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. But they are in so much pain that they want to die. I wish for that I could wish for wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but your mouth is filled with wriggling grubs for the rest of your life. And you can't wish them away. I wish for future sight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you can only see 0.000001 seconds into the future. I wish for my Spanish paper to be done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted. It's in french. I wish for the ability to make others happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you are given a ridiculous hat that you will have to wear for the rest of your life. I wish that my banes did not affect my boons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, but you lose an eye. (This Nightwatcher is too tired from writing a 2-page paper). I wish for a good, Sanderson-related username for other websites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: I wish for a good, Sanderson-related username for other websites. Granted, you are now known as Steelheart_666_Blazelit_Yolo (stolen from @TwiLyghtSansSparkles Newcago Office, an amazing Fanfic I think that’s a bane unto its own. I would like to become strong enough to wield the infinity gauntlet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, but you lose language. No talking, speaking, writing, reading, or even thinking in words. I wish for unlimited intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, but your level of compassion diminishes in proportion to your intelligence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 I wish for your unwished wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, but it creates a paradox that makes the universe explode (then implode). I wish for my wrist to stop hurting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, your wrist no longer hurts! But all your hair falls out. Don’t worry too much though. It’ll grow back. Eventually. I wish I had someone to go see Avengers: Endgame with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) Granted. But it’s @BringerofShadows. I wish that nobody would spoil Endgame for me. Edited May 1, 2019 by BringerofShadows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, but they spoil Stormlight 4. The most heinous crime. I wish to not have to do a line dance in front of my school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) Granted, now you have to do a hexagon dance in front of your school. I wish for good world building ideas. Edited May 1, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 49 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for good world building ideas. Granted: all weapons are sentient and their judgement of the people who use them determines the fate of those people in the afterlife. Your bane: on every Tuesday from now on, you see the world in monochrome. I wish for energy, vigor and vim, pep in my step and a sparkle in my eye! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted, but you are turned into a tree from the legs down. I wish for an idea for how to get people to follow my boon-bonuses. 22 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: Granted, but you are given a ridiculous hat that you will have to wear for the rest of your life. I wish that my banes did not affect my boons. On 4/24/2019 at 1:54 PM, xinoehp512 said: Granted. Your hands turn into solid wood. I wish for my banes to be interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 Granted. Now your face is directly on top of your head. I wish for the ability to wish for interesting wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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