Brightness Warrior Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Granted! You become an insane workaholic who ignores their own wellbeing to solve everyone else's problems and eventually work yourself to death. I wish that humans had less of a tendency towards rudeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Granted. Now everyone has duct tape permanently covering their mouths. I wish for a pretzel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Hm, that's a hard one. Granted, but humans don't exist. I wish I had more up votes aannndd ninja'd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: I wish for a pretzel. Granted, but you also have a not-house-trained puppy following you around. 1 hour ago, Emperor Stick said: I wish I had more upvotes. Granted, but it's only one, and from me. I wish for one upvote in return. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Granted, but I un-upvote one of your others. I wish I had more chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: Granted, but I un-upvote one of your others. Oh noes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awaken Returner Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: I wish I had more chicken. Granted, you lose the ability to distinguish different kinds of birds and Alethi Chefs prepare you a variety of different definitely chicken-based delicacies. I wish for five boons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 Granted, pens no longer randomly stop working, the wind won't blow away paper, your socks won't rip, you know every type of snail, and you have an upvote, but all these things only last ten minutes. I wish I could use my mind to be on 17th shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 I wish for the best boon that has been wished for on this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Granted, you get a pet ghanderflaffle, which is both a boon and a bane in of itself. I wish to live in all of Sanderson's worlds (including non-cosmere) Edited April 29, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 *Is sad he was ignored* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 On 4/26/2019 at 9:37 PM, Emperor Stick said: I wish I could use my mind to be on 17th shard. Granted, but if used for more than 30 seconds your head explodes. My wish is still to live in all of Sanderson's worlds (including non-cosmere) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Granted, but you are in the worst possible situation in all of them. (Ex. About to get killed by an Epic, Shade, etc.) I wish I could read any book instantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Granted. But you don’t seem to understand compassion anymore. I wish for food. Edited April 29, 2019 by BringerofShadows Ninja’d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Granted, but it's spiked. I wish for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you cease to exist. I wish for anything. Edited April 30, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but that anything is a shardblade severing your spiritweb. I wish to know everything about Brandon Sanderson's books that exist or will be written, and to own every one that is, was, or ever will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, you know everything about anything Brandon Sanderson will ever write, however it’s impossible for you to tell anyone anything in any way. You hear all the different theories people come up with and want so badly to tell them what really happens. Eventually you are driven to insanity from all the knowledge trapped in your head with no outlet. I wish for a lucky hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you have no knowledge of anything else and can only speak in Sanderson quotes from a different series each week. Granted, but if the hat ever falls off your luck will immediately get very very very bad. I wish the same as Ark but to have a different bane. Edit: Ninja'd Edited April 30, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle Ninja'd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) Granted, but your eyes are replaced with hot coals. I wish for (a wish that will let me receive the boon of Brandon's future books without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form) without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form. Edited April 30, 2019 by xinoehp512 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 49 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: Granted, but your eyes are replaced with hot coals. I wish for (a wish that will let me receive the boon of Brandon's future books without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form) without it getting ruined in any way, shape or form. Alright. You get that. Your life is pretty good. Your bane is simple. You will randomly cross paths with a duck in a fedora a random day every week. You will be only person to see it. Every time you see the duck it will stop and make eye contact with you for a minute, during which you will be unable to move. You will feel a tingling in your scalp when you try to avoid looking at it, growing stronger and stronger until you can’t help but look. I wish for a sandwich. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 That bane sounds like a boon to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Snipexe said: I wish for a sandwich. Granted. But it's two feet tall and all Spam. I wish for some reputation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, but you know reputation means nothing in the end. I wish Highschool didn't suck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Granted, college sucks. I wish to have all the knowledge of the Cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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