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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, you have three shapes you can change into. Square, triangle, and circle.

I wish my plant succulent hadn’t died. Dumb dog.:angry: (don’t worry, I still love her. Most of the time.)

Granted, your succulent didn’t die, instead it killed your dog. Dumb plant. :angry: 

 

I wish to never lose anything ever again.

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Granted, you will have nothing ever again.

I wish I was a Knights Radiant. 

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Granted, but you are "broken" mentally, and are too stupid to breath. 

I wish for the ability to tame chasmfiends.

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Granted, but if you blink they go crazy and eat you.

I wish I had Ice Cream.

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Granted. It consists of whipped fat and berries. (It's called akutaq, btw)

I wish to set the Genie free!

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Granted, it is set free from living.

I wish for more reputation.

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I can actually grant this one! Granted, however, you lose all of your followers.

I wish that people would realize that wireless computer mouses should be called hamsters.

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Granted, but now they call you a mouse.

 

 

I wish that Will Smith Genie would become the new Nightwatcher.

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59 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but now they call you a mouse.

 

 

I wish that Will Smith Genie would become the new Nightwatcher.

Granted, but everyone on the internet suddenly knows both your location, and the fact that you caused this.

 

I wish for two Jace, Mind Sculptor.

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The Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she grants it, but now you are allergic to water. (To the touch, you can still drink it)

 

 

I wish Fall Out Boy would go back to the Punk Rock genre instead of Pop.

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1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

The Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she grants it, but now you are allergic to water. (To the touch, you can still drink it)

 

 

I wish Fall Out Boy would go back to the Punk Rock genre instead of Pop.

Granted, however you constantly hear pop music ringing in your ears for the rest of your life, also the song keeps changing, so it never becomes white-noise.

 

I wish to be able to binge watch shows that haven’t come out yet.

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Granted. They all get copyright strikes.

 

 

 

 

I wish for pop songs to stop being so annoying.

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2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. They all get copyright strikes.

 

 

 

 

I wish for pop songs to stop being so annoying.

Granted, pop songs are now the most enjoyable, entertaining, amazing songs ever. However, listening to these songs makes you never die. Now, you be thinking “that’s not to bad” but you still age, your skin shreds, and your bones crumble, but you still live.

 

I wish for the ability to see the future.

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Granted. You become paranoid, as George Orwell’s 1984 becomes very real. 

 

 

 

I wish people could get along.

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16 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. You become paranoid, as George Orwell’s 1984 becomes very real. 

 

 

 

I wish people could get along.

Granted, all people have undergone a surgery connecting their blood veins together, in result all the people of the world undergo organ failure, because of the mixed blood types. (Also, you are now a Bondsmith for uniting everyone)

 

I wish that Dalinar will come alive, and be elected president.

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1 hour ago, Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker said:

Granted, all people have undergone a surgery connecting their blood veins together, in result all the people of the world undergo organ failure, because of the mixed blood types. (Also, you are now a Bondsmith for uniting everyone)

 

I wish that Dalinar will come alive, and be elected president.

Granted. But the damage Trump is unfixable. Even for a Bondsmith. 

 

 

I wish our President was smarter.

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1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But the damage Trump is unfixable. Even for a Bondsmith. 

 

 

I wish our President was smarter.

Granted, but by president I mean the “President of the Ramen Noodle Society.”

 

I wish for unlimited chocolate coins.

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Granted, but they all melt in your pocket, and ruin your favorite pants.

 

I wish for a waffle.

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3 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted, but they all melt in your pocket, and ruin your favorite pants.

 

I wish for a waffle.

Granted but its a blue waffle, google for further info.

 

I wish for unlimited investiture 

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Granted, but you can't use it, as you are a aluminum misting. 

 

I wish for a REGULAR waffle.

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2 hours ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted, but you can't use it, as you are a aluminum misting. 

 

I wish for a REGULAR waffle.

Granted, but your blood is now made of syrup, and your skin is made of congealed butter.

I wish that I was a master of every skill and ability.

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Granted, but if you use your skills you blow up from perfection.

I wish my dog would stop eating my cleaning cloths.

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Granted. Your dog turns into a CAT (AKA Shard of evil) and eats your cleaning cloths

 

I wish I could spel evry wrd croctly.

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15 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted. Your dog turns into a CAT (AKA Shard of evil) and eats your cleaning cloths

 

I wish I could spel evry wrd croctly.

Granted. But autocorrect always changes it to the exact opposite of what you want to say.

 

 

I wish that I could be Edward Scissorhands for Halloween.

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1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But autocorrect always changes it to the exact opposite of what you want to say.

 

 

I wish that I could be Edward Scissorhands for Halloween.

Granted, you undergo surgery where your hands are cut off, and scissor blades are attached instead.

 

I wish to never be sick or injured.

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