overlord stick Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted, but it has a Moash redemption arc. I wish for Moash to never be redeemed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted. But he becomes even worse than before. (If thats even possible) I wish that I could go and watch all of Avengers Endgame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted, but they screwed up the movie and it's absolutely horrible. I wish that Avengers: Endgame will be better than Infinity War. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted. But you never get to actually watch it, you just have all spoiled on a wikipedia page. I wish for tom kha gai soup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honor's Radiance Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted, but now it's the only thing you're able to eat without being sick. I wish to stop getting bronchitis when I have papers due. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted, your grades are now all Fs, so your parents punish you. Harshly. I wish that my RP would be successful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted, but the Earth in it blows up from the nukes. I wish I didn't have a headache. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted. But you overdosed on Advil. I wish that my plot in my RP was good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Granted, but it becomes inactive. I wish I had more time for 17th shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awaken Returner Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted, you now have less time to sleep. I wish I was less shy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted, you're socializing on the forum now! But, its also just the forums (welcome to the 17th shard btw!) I wish that Sanderson could sign books near me, not in Germany 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted. But they're not Sanderson books. I wish I didn't have a bunch of end of term assignments and final projects due soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FallenRadiant Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted, they are now due 2 weeks ago. I wish I had glassed that never got dirty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted, but they're the wrong prescription. I wish I didn't need glasses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awaken Returner Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted, you lose your eyes and now see through blue Allomantic lines emanating from your chest. I wish I was bonded to a cryptic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Granted. Your hands turn into solid wood. I wish for my banes to be interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Granted! From here on out, the banes the Nightwatcher gives you must be interesting...which is a bane in and of itself (and an interesting one too). I wish for a pair of these that fit me and won't break. THEY'D BE SO USEFUL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awaken Returner Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 On 4/25/2019 at 5:54 AM, xinoehp512 said: Granted. Your hands turn into solid wood. I will admit, wooden hands sound kind of cool. 20 hours ago, AonEne said: I wish for a pair of these that fit me and won't break. Granted, but you now have a personal moisture cloud following you around. I wish for the ability to visit and leave Nalthis at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Awaken Returner said: Granted, but you now have a personal moisture cloud following you around. I wish for the ability to visit and leave Nalthis at will. Granted, but you're suddenly a drab and can't receive any breaths. I wish for infinite knowledge Edited April 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Granted, you lose your vocal chords and all communicating abilities. You are also blind. I wish to be omnipotent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Granted, you now know everything and have lost your sanity as a result. I wish to find @Kelsier'sGodComplex's sanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Granted, but you can now see only the color green. I wish that I could make friends easily. On 4/24/2019 at 11:58 PM, AonEne said: Granted! From here on out, the banes the Nightwatcher gives you must be interesting...which is a bane in and of itself (and an interesting one too). I'm ready. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) Granted. You are now the most popular person in the history of the world. This is not without its issues, however. Now everyone stalks you everywhere you go, hoping to become your friend. After a while, you have accumulated enough friends that you have a constant stream of them following you. The crowd eventually grows to the size of Rhode Island, and all infrastructure collapses everywhere you go. Eventually, you accidentally feed one of them by tossing a bread crust from your sandwich over your shoulder, and they go into a frenzy. You are trampled in the chaos. I wish for a pet fox (they are adorable!) Edited April 26, 2019 by Lunamor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Granted. Any water you drink becomes warm as it enters your mouth. I wish for my banes to be unrelated to my boons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 (edited) Granted, you can now only communicate by drawing pictures on a markerboard that you must hold facing away from you in front of your chest with mostly dried out markers. I wish to be less of a procrastinator. Edited April 26, 2019 by Ghanderflaffle Fix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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