Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[ShardShaper]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

What?

If this is your wish, than I grant it. Your boon is that you become an aluminum misting (a punishment in and of itself). Your curse is that you are no longer able to access any other form of investiture.

 

I wish for perfect intelect, and the ability to use big words at the right moment.

[Lunamor]

Just now, ShardShaper said:

I wish for perfect intelect, and the ability to use big words at the right moment.

The Nightwatcher has no idea what “intelect” is, so she gives you perfect hair brushing skills. You now can no longer spell anything right and have a terrible intellect.

I wish for some pasta.

[ShardShaper]

Granted. It's spiked, and full of crazy hard amethyst crystals that you end up breaking your teeth on.

I wish for the ability to have infinite boons from the nightwatcher, while having no curse.

[Zath]

30 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

I wish for the ability to have infinite boons from the nightwatcher, while having no curse.

The Nightwatcher snorts.  "Ha!  That's cute," she says patronizingly, patting you on the head.  

You get a waffle.

Whenever you pop a joint, it makes a noise like nails scraped over a chalkboard.

...

I wish for a stopwatch that can turn junk mail into grass.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. But you can’t think of what to wish for.

 

 

 

I wish for my cousin to read 1984.

[Zath]

8 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for my cousin to read 1984.

Granted.  Your cousin gets a little more paranoid, naturally.

Your bane is that your cousin thinks the book is better than anything Sanderson's written.  Surely, no bane has ever been so dire.

...

I reiterate my prior wish: I wish for a stopwatch that can turn junk mail into grass.

[ShardShaper]

Granted. But whenever you use it, your fingernails fall off & turn into junk mail.

I wish to be Hoid

Edited April 15, 2019 by ShardShaper

[Silva]

Granted. From now on your nickname is Hoid. @whattheHoid isn't so happy about it though.

I wish for the intro threads to be free from DA denizens offering baked goods for a day.

[overlord stick]

Granted, they offer spiked meat and vegetables instead.

I wish to live in the cosmere.

[AonEne]

39 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, they offer spiked meat and vegetables instead.

Honestly, that would be a nice cha - wait, where are they getting this spiked meat.

[overlord stick]

Giant Robo Attack Wombats.

[Lunamor]

8 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Giant Robo Attack Wombats.

At least that is what the meat looks like...

[ShardShaper]

10 hours ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, they offer spiked meat and vegetables instead.

I wish to live in the cosmere.

Granted. you are a skaa who is sent to the pits of hathsin, and you die immediately.

I wish to be a shard. 

[Truthless of Shinovar]

57 minutes ago, ShardShaper said:

Granted. you are a skaa who is sent to the pits of hathsin, and you die immediately.

I wish to be a shard. 

Granted, you become the shard of Stupidity. You control a planet where people have the ability to do incredibly stupid things using investiture. They all die within minutes, and then you offer yourself to be splintered by Odium.

I wish to be able to write a good essay

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but it only comes out in Old English.

 

 

 

I wish for a genie (specifically a blue one that looks like Will Smith) to grant me more wishes.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but it can't grant wishes.

I wish for the third stranger things season to be out already.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, it sucks.

 

 

 

I wish I was able to watch Stranger Things.

[Karger]

Granted, an appropriate amount of money is deducted from your bank account

I wish that Brandon Sanderson could write at several times his current pace without it effecting the writing quality.

[overlord stick]

Granted, but he dies before he can publish any more books.

I wish I was rich.

[BringerofShadows]

6 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, but he dies before he can publish any more books.

I wish I was rich.

Granted. Then you get arrested for money laundering.

 

I wish people would shut up.

[overlord stick]

Granted, you cannot hear or see anymore.

I wish Moash would burn,

[Karger]

Wow that was unexpected

I wish to bond a cryptic

Sorry about the double post

 

Granted you are now deafened

I wish that Brandon Sanderson will publish all the books in the Cosmere in record time.

Edited April 15, 2019 by Karger

[overlord stick]

double post AND ninja'd

[Truthless of Shinovar]

5 hours ago, Emperor Stick said:

Granted, you cannot hear or see anymore.

I wish Moash would burn,

Granted, absolutely NO curse, for this wish transcends all other possible wishes

 

I wish that I could think of a good thing to wish for

[AonEne]

5 hours ago, Karger said:

I wish to bond a cryptic

I wish that Brandon Sanderson will publish all the books in the Cosmere in record time.

Granted, but Moash is now alive and fine, and granted, but Moash is now immortal.

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, absolutely NO curse, for this wish transcends all other possible wishes

I wish that I could think of a good thing to wish for

The Nightwatcher whispers a good thing to wish for in your ear: "Wish for a bane only, that the balance may be set right."

I wish for @Truthless of Shinovar to do the above.