Queen’sWit Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 Granted. But the only useful thing you can remember is how to tie a shoe. I wish my math teacher would give us more pancakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted April 10, 2019 Report Share Posted April 10, 2019 Granted, they'll give you 100 pancakes if you can manage a perfect explanation about what the tenth pancake tastes like and somehow squeeze math into the explanation. Otherwise they'll take away your ability to taste pancakes (because I gave them the power to do that, of course). I wish the wind would blow me home so I don't have to pay for the bus (it's really windy today). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted, but your home is blown away. I wish for candy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 11, 2019 Report Share Posted April 11, 2019 Granted. Now you have a bunch of cavities. I wish for a nice pair of Vans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Granted. But they're really flowery hippie vans and no one will let you live it down. I wish for a pug named Paturdis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 Granted, but it hates you. I wish to be smart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 12, 2019 Report Share Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) Granted. Now you sit in classes bored out of your mind and you can’t learn anything new. I wish to know which wish to wish for. Edited April 12, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 Granted, but that is all you will ever know and nothing more or less. I wish for less llama-alpaca interbreeding. It confuses the heirloom ranchers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 (edited) Grated, but from now on, you can only call them llalpacka's, AND your job is running a ranch full of them!!! I wish for happiness. Edited April 13, 2019 by ShardShaper Typo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 Granted. It only lasts for 8.692 seconds. I wish for people to wish for more interesting things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 Granted. And to grant your wish The Nightwatcher grants my wish which is a very good wish which is not at all able to be twisted around at all. I wish for a copy of the original 1982 release of the Armonk corporation's text adventure game executive suite. This copy should be in standard packaging and thanks to IBM (Armonk corporation's parent company) the quality of this original copy would be unprecedented. In addition to this, no harm can be wished onto my 1981 IBM model 77 computer or its accessories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted April 13, 2019 Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 Granted, you lose them, and you never find them again. I wish for a Utah truffle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, you lose them, and you never find them again. I wish for a Utah truffle Granted, but it doesn’t taste any different form a North Dakota Truffle. I wish that Inception was real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShardShaper Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Granted, but you die before you realize that it is real. I wish for Eternal Happiness 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Granted, but you also have Eternal itches all over your body. You scratch so much that your skin falls off. It is extremely painful. You're still happy though! I wish for a cookie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Granted, but it's spiked. I wish for a non spiked cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Emperor Stick said: Granted, but it's spiked. I wish for a non spiked cake. Granted, but the candles are spikes, and then you remember your being held captive by the Steel Ministry on your birthday I wish for no curse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Granted, you have no boon. I wish to read minds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Emperor Stick said: Granted, you have no boon. I wish to read minds Granted. Now you are like poor Queenie (I dunno how to spell it) in Fantastic Beasts Two. I wish for my cat to quit trying to balance on my shoulder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) Granted, you are utterly overwhelmed by thoughts, and telepaths everywhere are annoyed at your mental screaming. I wish for a puppy again. Ninjaed - ignore this. Just now, Lunamor said: Granted. Now you are like poor Queenie (I dunno how to spell it) in Fantastic Beasts Two. I wish for my cat to quit trying to balance on my shoulder. Granted. Now a dog tries to. I wish for a puppy. Edited April 14, 2019 by AonEne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 You both are granted, but were ninja'd I wish to be a real ninja. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 Just now, Emperor Stick said: You both are granted, but were ninja'd So I get a puppy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) I wish for people to wish. Edited April 14, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) What? Never mind, you changed it. Edited April 14, 2019 by AonEne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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