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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted, but the person who helps you is a Sociopath (so basically a member of the DA) I wish to be invulnerable 

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Oh, not every Denizen is a sociopath! Honestly, the DA do things I don't agree with, but I've known several who are good people.

Granted. You are now Turtle from Wings of Fire. That's also your bane.

I wish for a puppy.

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Granted, but it's dead. I wish to be a fullborn.

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Granted. You are born whole and unharmed.

I wish my ear wasn't swollen.

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Granted, you have no ears. I wish I was God.

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Granted. But it really sucks being the god of turds, doesn’t it?

 

 

 

 

I wish for a wish that would let me know which wish to wish for.

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Granted, but you can't wish for it. I wish I get a callback after my audition.

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Granted. They call you back to let you know you didn’t get a part.

 

 

I wish that wishing for more wishes was possible.

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Granted. But you can't do it.

I wish that I knew enough about programming to fix any computer error or programming bug I ever encounter.

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Granted. But it only works with Apple computers. 

 

 

 

I wish for people to be more detailed on my bane. 

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26 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But it only works with Apple computers. 

 

 

 

I wish for people to be more detailed on my bane. 

*sucks in a very large breath* Granted. Suddenly, an evil waffle monster appears behind you in a cloud of purple smoke. As you look into its red, gleaming, sparkling, thundering, evil, scary eyes you feel sad, fearful, anxious, afraid, disturbed, and hungry. You forgot to eat your lunch, but you were planning on having 22 rolls of sushi containing salmon, rice, and seaweed. You had bought them at your local supermarket for $8. It is covered in glistening light brown (not dark brown) syrup that slowly drips onto the floor, pooling into a puddle of deliciousness. It is very sticky, and some of it gets into your shoe. That is rather annoying, although not the greatest of your worries at the moment. Your sock makes a squishing noise as you take a step backwards. It has exactly 4017.2 squares. It is 1056.01 feet tall, and 174.06 feet wide. In its hands it holds the evil pancake sword of pancakeia, forged in the mountains of butter by an angry elf with a blister on his right big toe named joe the 3rd. Joe was normally a janitor, but the normal blacksmith had caught a cold and stayed home that day. While at home, he coughed exactly 32 times. Joe also had a cat named Goose that may or may not have swallowed an eternity stone. The sword is made up of alternating layers of butter, syrup, strawberries, whipped cream, pancakes, raw batter, waffles, and chocolate. As it brings up its sword for a killing strike, the last thing you see is a weird mold growing on a nearby wall that is a mixture of neon and forest green.

I wish for Awesomeness.

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Granted, but you also get Crappiness.

I wish for the tenth pancake.

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Granted. It’s vomit flavored. 

 

 

 

I wish for Luna’s post responding to my post to win the day. (The Waffle monster one)

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1 minute ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish for Luna’s post responding. to my post to win the day. (The Waffle monster one)

Thanks! ^_^

Granted. You can no longer taste cilantro (this one could be bad or good, depending on if you are one of those people who think cilantro tastes like soap).

I wish for the ability to type using my mind.

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Granted. You can now tell your finger to type stuff on the keyboard.

 

 

I wish to taste cilantro again, and I don’t want it to taste like soap. (My Aunt has that problem, and she calls it the ‘vile weed’)

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Granted. Cilantro is the only food you can eat for the rest of eternity. (Except salt. You can always put salt on the cilantro. Aren't I nice?)

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Granted, but now you are mean.

 

I wish for a good nights sleep.

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Granted. But you oversleep and miss everything you had planned for the day, including a cake you had in the oven. It alights and your house burns down. Say hello to Evi.

I wish I didn’t have a herbst.

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Granted. Now you have herpes. Good luck explaining that.

 

 

I wish for the money not to be the root of all evil.

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Granted, you get an extremely stuffed nose for eternity. Every time you try to blow it, it starts bleeding like crazy.

I wish for a stick.

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Granted. But an ice age happens, and it won’t burn.

 

 

 

I wish that I was a stick.

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Granted. Someone turns you into fire.

I wish for food that's not ketchup to be in my fridge.

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Granted, you get spoiled Ketchup. (It's not the same as ketchup...:D)

 

I wish for my own personal library that has every book ever written, past and future. (So I can read SA 4)

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Granted. But there are so many books, it’s impossible to find SA 4.

 

 

 

I wish that Brandon Sanderson wrote his books faster.

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Granted. With his extra speed, he has now written so many books that you can't find SA4 either.

I wish I was better at remembering useful things, as opposed to random facts.

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