Lunamor Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted. Now it has evil bears and drop alligators. I wish for some boba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Nightwatcher has no clue what that is. So she just gives you some nice smelling flowers instead. I wish for the earth to be flat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted. You feel the ground shaking beneath your feet, and as you look down towards it, you realize that the ground is completely flat. Zero bumps or slant. Well that's neat, you think. But wait. You see a minuscule black dot in the sky growing larger - until you realize that it's not getting bigger. The Earth is being pulled towards a black hole, caused by the breaking of the laws of reality (for the Earth to be completely flat, it must be 2-D, so...) I wish I was a Surgebinder with accessible Stormlight . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossamund Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Granted you are now a void-bringer (you've got the powers your not actually a fused) with the ability to fly, and the metabolism of Lift. The night-watcher seeing you are of the enemy menaces at you. You'd best fly away since you won't be resurrected. I wish that Charity was a crime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) Granted. America becomes the dystopian society everyone feared it would be. Big Brother is watching you. I wish for the Shard to have less rules. Edited March 30, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rossamund said: The night-watcher seeing you are of the enemy menaces at you. How do you "menace" at somebody? It sounds fun, I wanna try. 2 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish for the Shard to have less rules. Granted. We descend into Chaos...'s house, where he chases us all out angrily. Upside: We've been to his house. Downside: We've been to his house, and now thousands of people are stuck wherever he lives, instead of in their own cities, states, and/or different countries. You get to figure out how to get us all home. Help, BoS! I wish to know how to menace at somebody. Seriously, someone tell me. Rossamund, what do I do? Edited March 30, 2019 by AonEne forgot that at, very important it is 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Granted, but everyone in your family dies. I wish for something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) Granted. Turns out that something was nothing. I wish that reputation didn’t matter. Edited April 3, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Granted, but now an unreachable spot on your back eternally itches. I wish that I had another GS dog just like my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Granted. It becomes roadkill the next day. I wish for a dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Granted, you have it for about two months before realizing it was a Kandra. I wish for... cheese and crackers! (Preferably fresh) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 22 hours ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: I wish for... cheese and crackers! (Preferably fresh) Granted but not at the same time. You can have only one or the other for the rest of your life. NEVER BOTH! I wish for a Soony pup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, Karger said: Granted but not at the same time. You can have only one or the other for the rest of your life. NEVER BOTH! I wish for a Soony pup. The Nightwatcher makes a considering face and nods. "Fine, but this happens." Spoiler On 5/28/2018 at 8:29 PM, Apollyon said: TenSoon barked ferociously at Wayne, dropping the greatest of all lemons. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t mean to be so rude.” TenSoon apologized. Suddenly, millions of Soonie Pups start shooting out of the kandra’s mouth. I love being kandra... Say goodbye to your new stuffed animal. I wish Ap would come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Just now, AonEne said: The Nightwatcher makes a considering face and nods. "Fine, but this happens." ????????????????????????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Do you not see the spoiler tag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 I wish for the loyalty of all sentient sticks, and the burning of the non-believers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 *no one grants Ene's wish* *Ene is sad* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: *no one grants Ene's wish* *Ene is sad* sorry, I don't know who ap is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Yeah, he's been inactive for a while. RIP. I'll change my wish. Nightwatcher, I petition thee for knowledge. Why the storms do I have a sore throat right now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, but you cannot communicate with anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 So now I know why I have a sore throat, but I can't talk. Oh-kay. 19 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: I wish for the loyalty of all sentient sticks, and the burning of the non-believers. Granted. You get the loyalty of all...for a minute. Then it's over again. I wish for my sore throat to go away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, but you no longer have a neck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 I'll take that. Floating head? You gotcha. Your wish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 I wish to time-travel to when the final cosmere book is published 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 4, 2019 Report Share Posted April 4, 2019 Granted, but you can't read it. That'd just be silly. I wish for help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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