Truthless of Shinovar Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted, but the dogs survive and take up residence in your crawlspace. I wish that I knew all of the secrets of the Cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted. But you haven't, and can't read any of Brandon Sanderson's works without going into a deep coma. I wish to find my shoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted, now you lose your socks. I wish not to be sleepy all day long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted. You sleep all day and miss school/work I wish to be able to draw really well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted, but you lose your hand to a llama. I wish for global warming to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 53 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but you lose your hand to a llama. I wish for global warming to stop. Why a... nevermind. Granted, but now it starts global freezing. I wish for a kindle that actually works consistently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen’sWit Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted. It works consistently for about 2 minutes before it gets run over by a rampaging herd of wildebeest. I wish my library had The Hero of Ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Granted. But there are no Sanderson books at the Library. I wish for some caffeine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 Granted, you are deathly allergic to caffeine. I wish for an apple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 Granted. But it’s poisoned by an evil queen. I wish I didn’t have to sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjreeder Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 Granted. But you'll die of exhaustion. I wish the Cosmere books were made into movies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 Granted, but there directed by Micheal Bay. I wish I wasn’t tired or hungry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Granted you’re no longer hungry, but you’re still tired. I fact, you are so tired that you fall asleep and even if you were still hungry it wouldn’t matter cause you’re not conscious enough to feel hunger. I wish my sister would read Elantris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Granted, but she hates it. I wish I could have a pet bunny so I can name it Lift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Granted. It gains the powers of Godzilla and rampages through the city, mistaking the people for carrots and... you know. I wish for my foot to stop hurting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Granted, but your hand hurts instead. I wish for a flower that smells like poop, so I can give it to my enemies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted, you get a whole garden of them! Unfortunately the garden has to go somewhere and it happens to be right outside your window. Every time you open it, the smell wafts in and fills your house. I wish for eyes in the back of my head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 54 minutes ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: Granted, you get a whole garden of them! Unfortunately the garden has to go somewhere and it happens to be right outside your window. Every time you open it, the smell wafts in and fills your house. I wish for eyes in the back of my head. Granted. They are now permanent stuck there, making you blind. I wish I could visit Hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted, it is a concrete room, with only a table and chair (They are very uncomfortable) and you are stuck in there with your worst enemy, Moash, and Dilaf. Forever. I wish for no bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteEmporer Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted. The nightwatcher reaches across the fictional cosmos to send the hero Batman into a murderous rage, causing him to finally end the life of his nemesis Bane. Also, in lieu of a bane, you get a white elephant boon You have been given the power of musical flatulance. This ability is instinctive, and is triggered often. Hope you like it! I wish for... for... I wish I could figure out what I should wish for. Then I wish for that. (yes it's two wishes, you can give me two banes if you want you stingy person) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted, suddenly the best wish ever pops into your head, you're about to ask for it when you forget how to ask for things. On the bright side, you won't get a second bane. I wish to have the certainty starting today that I will graduate from university so I don't over-stress over homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 You graduate from university. But now you will never find a job. I wish to be a cadmium misting so I can skip to SA 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted. But SA 4 sucks. (Just because you read it) I wish for Will Smith to be a meme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted, but so are you. You get teased so much, you move to Australia where a...(wait for it..) Spoiler Koala kills you. Ha. I wish for hair like the Disney princess, Merida. (The Scottish one.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 Granted. It’s frizzy beyond control, and you can cut it. I wish Australia didn’t have drop bears or evil alligators. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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