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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted, but the dogs survive and take up residence in your crawlspace.

I wish that I knew all of the secrets of the Cosmere

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Granted. But you haven't, and can't read any of Brandon Sanderson's works without going into a deep coma.

I wish to find my shoe.

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Granted, now you lose your socks.

I wish not to be sleepy all day long.

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Granted. You sleep all day and miss school/work

I wish to be able to draw really well. 

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Granted, but you lose your hand to a llama. 

 

I wish for global warming to stop.

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53 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but you lose your hand to a llama. 

 

I wish for global warming to stop.

Why a... nevermind.

Granted, but now it starts global freezing.

I wish for a kindle that actually works consistently.

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Granted. It works consistently for about 2 minutes before it gets run over by a rampaging herd of wildebeest.

I wish my library had The Hero of Ages.

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Granted. But there are no Sanderson books at the Library.

 

 

I wish for some caffeine.

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Granted, you are deathly allergic to caffeine.

I wish for an apple.

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Granted. But it’s poisoned by an evil queen.

 

 

 

I wish I didn’t have to sleep.

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Granted. But you'll die of exhaustion.

 

I wish the Cosmere books were made into movies.

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Granted, but there directed by Micheal Bay.

 

 

I wish I wasn’t tired or hungry.

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Granted you’re no longer hungry, but you’re still tired. I fact, you are so tired that you fall asleep and even if you were still hungry it wouldn’t matter cause you’re not conscious enough to feel hunger.

I wish my sister would read Elantris.

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Granted, but she hates it.

I wish I could have a pet bunny so I can name it Lift.

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Granted. It gains the powers of Godzilla and rampages through the city, mistaking the people for carrots and... you know.

I wish for my foot to stop hurting.

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Granted, but your hand hurts instead.

I wish for a flower that smells like poop, so I can give it to my enemies. 

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Granted, you get a whole garden of them! Unfortunately the garden has to go somewhere and it happens to be right outside your window. Every time you open it, the smell wafts in and fills your house.

I wish for eyes in the back of my head.

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54 minutes ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, you get a whole garden of them! Unfortunately the garden has to go somewhere and it happens to be right outside your window. Every time you open it, the smell wafts in and fills your house.

I wish for eyes in the back of my head.

Granted. They are now permanent stuck there, making you blind.

 

 

I wish I could visit Hell.

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Granted, it is a concrete room, with only a table and chair (They are very uncomfortable) and you are stuck in there with your worst enemy, Moash, and Dilaf. Forever.

I wish for no bane.

 

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Granted. The nightwatcher reaches across the fictional cosmos to send the hero Batman into a murderous rage, causing him to finally end the life of his nemesis Bane.

Also, in lieu of a bane, you get a white elephant boon :D

You have been given the power of musical flatulance. This ability is instinctive, and is triggered often. Hope you like it!


I wish for...

for...

I wish I could figure out what I should wish for.

Then I wish for that.

(yes it's two wishes, you can give me two banes if you want you stingy person)

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Granted, suddenly the best wish ever pops into your head, you're about to ask for it when you forget how to ask for things.

On the bright side, you won't get a second bane.

I wish to have the certainty starting today that I will graduate from university so I don't over-stress over homework.

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You graduate from university. But now you will never find a job. 

I wish to be a cadmium misting so I can skip to SA 4. 

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Granted. But SA 4 sucks. (Just because you read it)

 

I wish for Will Smith to be a meme.

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Granted, but so are you. You get teased so much, you move to Australia where a...(wait for it..)

Spoiler

Koala kills you. :P

Ha.

 

I wish for hair like the Disney princess, Merida. (The Scottish one.)

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Granted. It’s frizzy beyond control, and you can cut it.

 

 

I wish Australia didn’t have drop bears or evil alligators.

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