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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted, you become a Cabbage Merchant and are peacefuly selling your cabbages when all of a sudden a large gust of wind knocks your cart over! Aang quickly darts by followed by five firebenders all shooting at him and consequently you. This isn’t the last time something like this happenes and you now have no peace for the rest of your life.

I wish to see a Broadway play.

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1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, you become a Cabbage Merchant and are peacefuly selling your cabbages when all of a sudden a large gust of wind knocks your cart over! Aang quickly darts by followed by five firebenders all shooting at him and consequently you. This isn’t the last time something like this happenes and you now have no peace for the rest of your life.

I wish to see a Broadway play.

Hamilton. But all the actors are mute.

I wish I had money.

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Granted. The Nightwatcher hands you one Lunabill. Use it wisely. (Only redeemable for one glass of tap water)

I wish for Siri’s hair color changing ability.

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Granted. It always shows your most inward emotions, and you cannot control it.

I wish for the stupid hangnail on my finger to heal.

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Granted, it heals, but you will always have a small peice of nail hanging off. If you pull on it, it pulls your finger off. Have fun!

I wish for a go cart. 

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9 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, it heals, but you will always have a small peice of nail hanging off. If you pull on it, it pulls your finger off. Have fun!

I wish for a go cart. 

Granted. You have a Go Cart. But once it starts, it can’t stop. After all, it’s a go cart, not a stop cart.

I wish for the ability to draw Stormlight.

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Granted. But it doesn’t give you any powers, just makes you glow intensely. 

 

 

I wish for a piece of bacon.

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Granted. Later on, you get sick with the same disease.

 

 

I wish to be good at Overwatch.

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Granted, but your main is Mercy. Have fun trying to heal all those players that didn't group up! :lol:

Spoiler

Also, you play Overwatch? Whose is your actual main. Mine are Zarya and Moira.

I wish for a cake. That I can eat. It is fresh. It is perfect. 

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Granted. But it is a lie. 

 

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My DPS main is Tracer, (that’s what I normally say when people ask) If I really go into detail, D.va is my tank and Moria as my Healer. Mercy used to be my main, until I moved in to bigger and better things. :P

 

I wish for Overwatch to go on the Switch.

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19 minutes ago, ThaylenEyebrows said:

I wish for a giant avocado.

Granted, but you must eat it all in one sitting.

I wish the apartment two doors over would replace their smoke detector's batteries already.

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Granted, but they replace them with even LOUDER, shriller, noise makers.

I wish for a nap.

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1 hour ago, ThaylenEyebrows said:

Granted. But you don't own a Switch.

I wish for a giant avocado.

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Exactly. My cousin owns a Switch, and we both want to play Overwatch, but I only have a PS4.

 

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Granted. Your "nap" lasts 100 years and you can only be awoken with true loves kiss. Only thing is, nobody loves you enough to kiss you.

I'm wishing, for the one I love, to find me, today...

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Granted. But he/she doesn’t love you back.

 

 

I wish for the shipping to stop.

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Granted. Amazon shuts down.

I wish I wasn't yawning as I type this sentence.

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Granted. You're not yawning when you type that sentence but every other time you are.

I wish for chocolate cake.

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Granted. A bat nests in it.

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Granted. You get nothing for a split second, then you have everything for the rest of your life.

 

 

I wish for Atlanta Reign to win their next game. 

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So. Many. Spaces.
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Sure. Now Atlanta reigns. Unfortunately, that means dry seasons don't exist anymore, pushing the ecosystem into crisis.

I wish for everyone to get the previous pun. 

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1 minute ago, The Night Watcher said:

Sure. Now Atlanta reigns. Unfortunately, that means dry seasons don't exist anymore, pushing the ecosystem into crisis.

I wish for everyone to get the previous pun. 

*facepalms at cheesiness of pun*

Granted. Now you can only speak in puns.

I wish for the powers of Matter-Eater Lad.

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Right-o. You can now eat metal rods at will. You become an internet meme.

I wish my neighbor's house exploded so I wouldn't have to listen to her obnoxious dogs barking all day.

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