Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Kelsier'sGodComplex]

Are you gonna wish?

I wish for a new  pair of running shoes.

 

@equinox My recipe is as follows.

1. Go to Costco
2. find poppy seed muffins
3. buy them
4. leave the store
5. eat them

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. But then you get polio and are paralyzed from the thigh down.

 

 

I wish for people to remember to wish. *Cough Cough* @The Technovore *Cough Cough* 

[Kidpen]

Just now, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But then you get polio and are paralyzed from the thigh down.

 

 

I wish for people to remember to wish. *Cough Cough* @The Technovore *Cough Cough* 

Granted. However they all wish the same wish and it is the same wish that the first wisher in the wishing thread wished.

I wish for some chocolate ice cream.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but it tastes like Vanilla. 

 

 

I wish for a wish that grants me more wishes.

Edited March 12, 2019 by BringerofShadows

[Truthless of Shinovar]

3 hours ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but it tastes like Vanilla. 

 

 

I wish for a wish that grants me more wishes.

Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes, thus caught in a endless cycle of wishing for more wishes.

I wish the ability to write a good book, and then somehow create a new Cosmere book with Sanderson

Edited March 12, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar

[BringerofShadows]

Granted, but it never gets published.

 

 

 

I wish to live in a paradox.

[The Technovore]

Granted. Your gradnfather died of polio at the age of 8, and your bilogical father is completely infertile. And yet, you exist. Have fun with that. Also your feet hum when you stand on tile.

 

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[insert a bunch of people calling me out on not wishing here]

I’M SORRY OKAY? XD

I wish for a meteor of solid gold to land in my backyard without wrecking my house or my family.

Edited March 12, 2019 by The Technovore

[Lunamor]

49 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

Granted. Your gradnfather died of polio at the age of 8, and your bilogical father is completely infertile. And yet, you exist. Have fun with that. Also your feet hum when you stand on tile.

 

I’M SORRY OKAY? XD

I wish for a meteor of solid gold to land in my backyard without wrecking my house or my family.

Granted, it wrecks both.

I wish for my phone’s camera to consistently work.

[Quantus]

12 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, it wrecks both.

I wish for my phone’s camera to consistently work.

Granted.  It consistently works at 10 DPI

 

I wish for a cure to all illnesses

[ginger_reckoning]

Granted. There is now a cure to all illnesses. 

You don't know what it is, but it's there. So, that's cool. 

I wish for the letter C to stop existing. All instances are replaced by K or S.

[The Technovore]

Granted. “V” is also transformed as a phenome of “U”, and “W” is also replased by “U”, as well as “X” by “S”, and “d”, “p”, and “q” by “b”. Now that the English language only konsists of 20.5 letters and all books are utterly uorthless, an angry mob of historians, authors, english teachers, and lawyers are now after your heab, and will likely kook, kik, and otherwise kause you to sease to exist.

I wish to marry my true love for time and all eternity.

Edited March 13, 2019 by The Technovore

[The Night Watcher]

Granted. Unfortunately, the Night Watcher is a Zoroastrian and the world is soon consumed by fire.

I wish I didn't feel tired and didn't need sleep.

[Quantus]

2 hours ago, The Night Watcher said:

Granted. Unfortunately, the Night Watcher is a Zoroastrian and the world is soon consumed by fire.

I wish I didn't feel tired and didn't need sleep.

Granted, your brain now naturally produces a cocktail of cocaine and methamphetamine.  You dont sleep, but are...rather twitchy.

 

I wish Bacon Cheese Fries where healthy.

[CarbonDiam]

1 hour ago, Quantus said:

Granted, your brain now naturally produces a cocktail of cocaine and methamphetamine.  You dont sleep, but are...rather twitchy.

 

I wish Bacon Cheese Fries where healthy.

Bacon Cheese Fries are now healthy for all to enjoy. You are now, however, mildly allergic to both dairy and pork.

 

For my boon, I ask that I will have great comebacks immediately rather than after the fact.

Edited March 13, 2019 by CarbonDiam
Forgot a comma

[Jaywalk]

1 hour ago, CarbonDiam said:

Bacon Cheese Fries are now healthy for all to enjoy. You are now, however, mildly allergic to both dairy and pork.

 

For my boon, I ask that I will have great comebacks immediately rather than after the fact.

Granted, however, you are unable to communicate your comebacks.

Daddy, I wish for a pony.

[beantheboy12]

Granted. Your daddy becomes the pony.

I wish for Jay the mods to remove my post, and Jay's post right behind it that way, this topic can have 5800 posts.

[Jaywalk]

The Nightwatcher gives you a blank stare. “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? Coherently this time?”

I wish for Reese’s Pieces.

Edited March 13, 2019 by Jaywalk

[TheGirlWhoLookedUp]

Granted, you get the pieces of a random guy named Reese.

I wish my dog wasn’t so lazy.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. Now you are lazy.

 

 

I wish for a cat named Poe.

[Jaywalk]

Granted, but Poe is very good at kung fu, and repeatedly kicks you in the face as you try to sleep.

I wish that cats didn’t hate me.

[BringerofShadows]

Granted. Now dogs hate you.

 

 

I wish to learn Kung Fu.

[Merlin]

Granted. You have to use it on a half-hourly basis, making you too tired to do anything but sleep when your not using your wicked moves.

I wish for good food of my choice.

[beantheboy12]

Granted. You have a choice of 4 slips of paper that say good food in a different font.

I wish I could have copper feruchemy.

[The Technovore]

Granted, your teeth now have the consistently and texture of burnt toast.

 

I wish for a really fun bane.

[CarbonDiam]

1 hour ago, The Technovore said:

Granted, your teeth now have the consistently and texture of burnt toast.

 

I wish for a really fun bane.

Granted, the fictional character Bane is now both real and your roommate. He's a lot of fun, except that you're Batman.

 

I wish for cool socks.