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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted, but it’s in the least desirable spot.

 

 

I wish for the sun to explode.

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Granted, but since it is so far away, even after it's dead, light still comes our way. The explosion does nothing whatsoever until 2060.

I wish for a Reese's chocolate. 

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On 3/2/2019 at 11:03 AM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

Granted, but since it is so far away, even after it's dead, light still comes our way. The explosion does nothing whatsoever until 2060.

Um... the sun is only eight light minutes away, but okay!

Granted, you get a Reese’s chocolate. It’s the best and most amazing Reese’s chocolate you’ve ever seen. The smooth chocolate over the creamy peanut butter.  You can’t eat it.

I wish for a really cool cloak.

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Granted. You get Taborlin the Great's cloak of no particular color. If you don't know what that is, that's your boon. If you do, it's invisible.

I wish I could throw knives and shoot arrows with perfect accuracy.

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Granted. Your literally have butter fingers. 

I wish for a girlfriend 

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Granted, she doesn't love you back. She only wants your money.

I wish for the ability to breath underwater.

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On 2/28/2019 at 8:58 PM, Kidpen said:

I'm OK with both of these. 

Check back in a year and if you're still okay with that song stuck in your head, the Nightwatcher will officially be impressed.

 

4 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish for the ability to breath underwater.

Granted!  You are now a barreleye fish.  Image result for barrel fish deep sea

Not only can you breathe underwater, you can look straight up through the top of your skull!  Neat!  Weird, but neat! 

Your bane is that you are now a barreleye fish, confined to life in the depths of the Rosharan oceans (or Earth's oceans, your pick).  And life in the deep sea is mind-numbing boredom interrupted by brief episodes of extreme terror ('cause the predators down there are downright freaky).  As a consolation prize, you sometimes hear David Attenborough's voice in your head, narrating your life.

...No, the Nightwatcher does not watch too many BBC Earth documentaries.  Why would you say such a thing?

 

I wish for a plate of infinite mashed potatoes that I could spoon-catapult at my enemies, and they'd be all like, "Agh, what is this?  If you're not going to take me seriously, I'll be someone else's archenemesis, someone who will appreciate my enmity," and they'll storm off in a huff and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's right," and smugly take a bite of that creamy mashed potato goodness.

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1 minute ago, Zath said:

Check back in a year and if you're still okay with that song stuck in your head, the Nightwatcher will officially be impressed.

 

Granted!  You are now a barreleye fish.  Image result for barrel fish deep sea

Not only can you breathe underwater, you can look straight up through the top of your skull!  Neat!  Weird, but neat! 

Your bane is that you are now a barreleye fish, confined to life in the depths of the Rosharan oceans (or Earth's oceans, your pick).  And life in the deep sea is mind-numbing boredom interrupted by brief episodes of extreme terror ('cause the predators down there are downright freaky).  As a consolation prize, you sometimes hear David Attenborough's voice in your head, narrating your life.

...No, the Nightwatcher does not watch too many BBC Earth documentaries.  Why would you say such a thing?

 

I wish for a plate of infinite mashed potatoes that I could spoon-catapult at my enemies, and they'd be all like, "Agh, what is this?  If you're not going to take me seriously, I'll be someone else's archenemesis, someone who will appreciate my enmity," and they'll storm off in a huff and I'll be like, "Yeah, that's right," and smugly take a bite of that creamy mashed potato goodness.

I actually love marine bioligy, and want it to be my career, so I already new all that, and I also LOVE David Attenborough's voice, so thats a pretty good bane.

Granted, but everytime you take a bite potatoes, you shart for one minute straight. 

(Great boon, by the way! ^_^)

 

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Granted. You get nothing.

 

I wish for my parents to understand me.

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Granted. They understand you alright. Now they compose dramatic sonnets in your name. And it's scary how accurate they are.

I wish the snow was gone.

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Granted, but a whole lot of Game of Thrones fans are mad now.

I wish for perfect snowman making skills.

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Well, okay, granted, but...

52 minutes ago, The Night Watcher said:

I wish the snow was gone.

 

49 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted...

but the snow is gone. So you have fun with that.

I wish for motivation to write what I need to.

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Granted. You write an essay on why you should be writing that essay.

 

 

I wish to have Monday off.

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53 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish to have Monday off.

Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life.

I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read.

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3 minutes ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life.

I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read.

Granted. You can’t control it. First book you read, the maze runner.

I wish to be fast

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Yeah! As a turtle. 

I wish I had four arms. And six legs. Like a centipede.

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Granted, but you are also one with ASMR. Every time someone talks, you hear it as ASMR.

I wish for death. B)

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....Well alrighty then. Granted. *Kelsier’s God Complex dies, leaving Kelsier a more humble and all-round more likeable character*

Um... I guess the bane is your spirit is now cherry-flavored? Yea that sounds good. Your spirit is cherry-flavored. Do with that what you will.

I wish to be a full feruchemist (this has been wished before, but storms I want it so bad)

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Granted. But you get transported to a planet with no metals. 

 

I to understand men.

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Granted. You understand them so much that their inner desires make you completely hopeless in humanity and you are driven insane. (Your welcome.)

I wish for the snow to melt. PLEASE.

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Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January.

I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly

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3 hours ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January.

I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly

Granted, but it is a normal speed spaceship, so it takes years to get anywhere. 

I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog.

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2 hours ago, ginger_reckoning said:

I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog.

Granted, but you develop a sever allergy against dogs.

I wish I owned every book ever written.

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Congratulations. From Ancient Egyptian papyri and Mesopotamian stone tablets, to Pride and Prejudice and The Way of Kings. Every book ever written is yours. However, they are in a similar state to the Free Kingdom's book repository (not a library). Good luck not getting lost!

I wish that my theme song played whenever I entered a room.

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