killersquirrel59

Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

7,574 posts in this topic

Granted, but a whole lot of Game of Thrones fans are mad now.

I wish for perfect snowman making skills.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well, okay, granted, but...

52 minutes ago, The Night Watcher said:

I wish the snow was gone.

 

49 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted...

but the snow is gone. So you have fun with that.

I wish for motivation to write what I need to.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. You write an essay on why you should be writing that essay.

 

 

I wish to have Monday off.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
53 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish to have Monday off.

Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life.

I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 minutes ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life.

I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read.

Granted. You can’t control it. First book you read, the maze runner.

I wish to be fast

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Yeah! As a turtle. 

I wish I had four arms. And six legs. Like a centipede.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, but you are also one with ASMR. Every time someone talks, you hear it as ASMR.

I wish for death. B)

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

....Well alrighty then. Granted. *Kelsier’s God Complex dies, leaving Kelsier a more humble and all-round more likeable character*

Um... I guess the bane is your spirit is now cherry-flavored? Yea that sounds good. Your spirit is cherry-flavored. Do with that what you will.

I wish to be a full feruchemist (this has been wished before, but storms I want it so bad)

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. But you get transported to a planet with no metals. 

 

I to understand men.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. You understand them so much that their inner desires make you completely hopeless in humanity and you are driven insane. (Your welcome.)

I wish for the snow to melt. PLEASE.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January.

I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
3 hours ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said:

Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January.

I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly

Granted, but it is a normal speed spaceship, so it takes years to get anywhere. 

I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
2 hours ago, ginger_reckoning said:

I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog.

Granted, but you develop a sever allergy against dogs.

I wish I owned every book ever written.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Congratulations. From Ancient Egyptian papyri and Mesopotamian stone tablets, to Pride and Prejudice and The Way of Kings. Every book ever written is yours. However, they are in a similar state to the Free Kingdom's book repository (not a library). Good luck not getting lost!

I wish that my theme song played whenever I entered a room.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. But most of the time, it just plays "I'm Too Sexy".

I wish for Stormlight #4 to come out by May, and it's super good and I get a copy as soon as it does.

 

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
19 hours ago, WannabeWorldhopper said:

I wish for Stormlight #4 to come out by May, and it's super good and I get a copy as soon as it does.

 

Granted, but you lose the memories of all other Cosmere books. And if you ever read any Cosmere book in the future the story is immediately wiped from your mind.

Meaning that you are in a constant state of both wanting to find out what happened in books 1-3, and what happened in books 5-10.

Ps. Thank you, if it is released in May, that means the rest of us can read it without a curse, your sacrifice is appreciated.

 

I wish for unlimited investiture and the powers of a Fullborn Fullbinder.

Edited by Lord Mistborn Skybreaker
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. You cannot use them to help yourself.

I wish I had a spren friend.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. But it turns out to be a Death Spren, so you guys only meet each other in your death bed. 

 

I wish for mobile to have the cross out option. 

Edited by BringerofShadows
I forgot to wish.
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted, you go into the dentist’s office every day for three hours to make sure your teeth are still healthy. To keep them like that when you’re not at the dentist, you can’t eat anything normally, and have to be feed through a tube attached to your stomach through your bellybutton. But, you have no cavities.

I wish for a pencil that never got dull, with an eraser that never wore down.

Edited by TheGirlWhoLookedUp
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

congrats! They are burning in a cleansing conflagration.  

I wish for a silmaril

Edited by DoomStick
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. But it gets stolen.

 

 

I wish for people to stop using illegal drugs.

Edited by BringerofShadows
Sometimes I wish my Grammar was good.
0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. Drugs are made legal, so now everyone uses them.

I wish for a pet slug.

1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Granted. It's Doomslug. However, everyone in a position to harm you believes you have a genetic defect that will inevitably lead to the destruction of society as we know it.

 

I wish I was an Epic with a powerset and weakness of my choosing.

0

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.