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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted. You also obtain the power to constantly see into their innermost thoughts and emotions, slowly drving you insane.

 

I wish for a restful night of sleep.

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Granted, but you never sleep again.

I wish for a nice new math teacher. (My current one is 100% demon)

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Granted. It's Kelsier and he killed the old one. That's not the bane. The bane is that he gives way too much homework. 

I wish that Earth was in the cosmere.

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Granted. We get an evil, corrupt Shard who is intent on destroying us.

I wish for really good food from The Happy Inquisitor

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4 minutes ago, WannabeWorldhopper said:

Granted. We get an evil, corrupt Shard who is intent on destroying us.

I wish for really good food from The Happy Inquisitor

Granted, but unfortunately Rock burned his hand while cooking and Lopen took over for him. Needless to say, Herdazian tastes are suited to a select few, and most of the poor fools who ate his stew were condemned to a series of sleepless nights and stomach cramps. 

I wish to live in an eternal Spring morning. (Sunny and temperate, please.)

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Granted. You are caught in a time loop that lasts until 12:00 pm on a perfect spring morning. You will never age, never die (permanently), and will eventually learn how to get whatever outcome you want out of the morning. However, you can never escape the loop, unless you do one thing that nobody, including you, really knows what it is. If you never do this thing, time will progress normally for everyone else, but without you in it.

I wish to have the ability to learn anything to expert level in a day, being able to learn something else to expert level the next day. (I mean things like spherical geometry, quantum physics, as well as telepathy, flight, etc.)

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Granted, but both sides of any pillow you rest your head on will always be warm.

I wish more people would read Brandon Sanderson's books.

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Granted, but they all hate them and refuse to talk about them.

I wish to be better at the violin without having to practice.

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Granted, everyone else hears beautiful music whenever you play. You, however, only hear the screeching  of nails on a blackboard.

I wish to visit Urithiru.

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1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Granted, everyone else hears beautiful music whenever you play. You, however, only hear the screeching  of nails on a blackboard.

I wish to visit Urithiru.

granted. all you got to do is read the books and dream.

I wish that I could become one of Sandersons beta readers (Its a real life wish...)

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Granted, but you get fired immediately and after word spreads out you are banned from all bookstores so you can never buy his books again.

I wish my writing abilities were on par with Sanderson's.

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10 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

Granted, but you get fired immediately and after word spreads out you are banned from all bookstores so you can never buy his books again.

I wish my writing abilities were on par with Sanderson's.

Granted, but your internet is now so slow you cannot read or post anything more than a paragraph in an hour.

slow internet is worse than no internet.

I wish to win the lottery!

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Granted. You win $10 off a scratchcard. 

I wish I could get a spoon out of the cabinet before my cereal gets soggy.

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Granted, but the cereal becomes brick solid.

 

I wish to go to a rock concert.

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Granted. It’s watching Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor cook

I wish I could win the day 

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11 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said:

Granted. It’s watching Numuhukumakiaki’aialunamor cook

Hey! This thing, he is very entertaining!

Granted, you win “The Day”, a copy of a boring newspaper that summarizes the events of the day.

I wish for perfect grammar skillz.

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Granted! You now have an annoying tendency to correct everyone around you for their far inferior grammar.

 

I wish I wouldn't run out of upvotes to give.

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2 minutes ago, P's and Q's said:

Granted! You now have an annoying tendency to correct everyone around you for their far inferior grammar.

I already do that. :P

Granted, but you lose all upvotes currently on your posts and any they may receive in the future.

I wish for an infinite, clean source of energy.

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Just now, Lunamor said:

I already do that. :P

Granted, but you lose all of your upvotes and any you may receive in the future.

I wish for an infinite, clean source of energy.

The price of generosity I guess. ^_^

Granted, but you lose a bit of your identity every time someone uses your new infinite clean source of energy to charge their phone.

I wish for an regenerating slice of pepperoni and sausage pizza.

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Granted. It's so greasy you choke on it with every bite.

 

I wish for my brother to stop pestering me.

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Granted, you never had a brother in the first place.

I wish for an infinite dotation of peanuts and chocolates.

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Granted, but you don’t live forever to eat them all.

 

 

I wish for the weekend to last forever.

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2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but you don’t live forever to eat them all.

 

 

I wish for the weekend to last forever.

Granted, but one Saturday you drink 3 cases of beer and you never wake to see the following Saturday morning. 

I wish my professor didn't have an accent. Then maybe I could take notes. Or even understand what he's saying when he scolds me for not taking notes.

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Granted, but now he has a long illustrious bright purple mullet, accompanied by a clashing puke green mustache.

I wish I could speak German fluently.

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Granted. You can now speak German, but you always have an itch in your right ear. 

I wish that people stopped caring about whether a person was straight or not.

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