Lunamor Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Granted, but a whole lot of Game of Thrones fans are mad now. I wish for perfect snowman making skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Well, okay, granted, but... 52 minutes ago, The Night Watcher said: I wish the snow was gone. 49 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted... but the snow is gone. So you have fun with that. I wish for motivation to write what I need to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Granted. You write an essay on why you should be writing that essay. I wish to have Monday off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dark Lands Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 53 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish to have Monday off. Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life. I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said: Granted, but next Monday is the very last day off you have in your life. I wish for the ability to live in the world of any book i read. Granted. You can’t control it. First book you read, the maze runner. I wish to be fast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Yeah! As a turtle. I wish I had four arms. And six legs. Like a centipede. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dark Lands Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Night Watcher said: I wish I had four arms. And six legs. Like a centipede. Granted, but they are so small they are practically useless. I wish to be at one with the stick (https://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/7275-church-of-the-stick/). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 Granted, but you are also one with ASMR. Every time someone talks, you hear it as ASMR. I wish for death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 ....Well alrighty then. Granted. *Kelsier’s God Complex dies, leaving Kelsier a more humble and all-round more likeable character* Um... I guess the bane is your spirit is now cherry-flavored? Yea that sounds good. Your spirit is cherry-flavored. Do with that what you will. I wish to be a full feruchemist (this has been wished before, but storms I want it so bad) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Granted. But you get transported to a planet with no metals. I to understand men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Granted. You understand them so much that their inner desires make you completely hopeless in humanity and you are driven insane. (Your welcome.) I wish for the snow to melt. PLEASE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dark Lands Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January. I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginger_reckoning Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 3 hours ago, King_of_the_Dark_Lands said: Granted, your home is turned into a lifeless, desert wasteland, and also, you can never see snow again in your life, even if you go to northern Greenland in January. I wish I had a working spaceship, that I knew how to fly Granted, but it is a normal speed spaceship, so it takes years to get anywhere. I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Dark Lands Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 2 hours ago, ginger_reckoning said: I wish for the ability to teleport to anywhere there is a dog. Granted, but you develop a sever allergy against dogs. I wish I owned every book ever written. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Congratulations. From Ancient Egyptian papyri and Mesopotamian stone tablets, to Pride and Prejudice and The Way of Kings. Every book ever written is yours. However, they are in a similar state to the Free Kingdom's book repository (not a library). Good luck not getting lost! I wish that my theme song played whenever I entered a room. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted March 6, 2019 Report Share Posted March 6, 2019 Granted. But most of the time, it just plays "I'm Too Sexy". I wish for Stormlight #4 to come out by May, and it's super good and I get a copy as soon as it does. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, WannabeWorldhopper said: I wish for Stormlight #4 to come out by May, and it's super good and I get a copy as soon as it does. Granted, but you lose the memories of all other Cosmere books. And if you ever read any Cosmere book in the future the story is immediately wiped from your mind. Meaning that you are in a constant state of both wanting to find out what happened in books 1-3, and what happened in books 5-10. Ps. Thank you, if it is released in May, that means the rest of us can read it without a curse, your sacrifice is appreciated. I wish for unlimited investiture and the powers of a Fullborn Fullbinder. Edited March 7, 2019 by Lord Mistborn Skybreaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Granted. You cannot use them to help yourself. I wish I had a spren friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) Granted. But it turns out to be a Death Spren, so you guys only meet each other in your death bed. I wish for mobile to have the cross out option. Edited March 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows I forgot to wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Night Watcher Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Sure. But no more punctuation. I wish I didn't get cavities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Granted, you go into the dentist’s office every day for three hours to make sure your teeth are still healthy. To keep them like that when you’re not at the dentist, you can’t eat anything normally, and have to be feed through a tube attached to your stomach through your bellybutton. But, you have no cavities. I wish for a pencil that never got dull, with an eraser that never wore down. Edited March 8, 2019 by TheGirlWhoLookedUp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) congrats! They are burning in a cleansing conflagration. I wish for a silmaril Edited March 8, 2019 by DoomStick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 (edited) Granted. But it gets stolen. I wish for people to stop using illegal drugs. Edited March 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows Sometimes I wish my Grammar was good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Granted. Drugs are made legal, so now everyone uses them. I wish for a pet slug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 Granted. It's Doomslug. However, everyone in a position to harm you believes you have a genetic defect that will inevitably lead to the destruction of society as we know it. I wish I was an Epic with a powerset and weakness of my choosing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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