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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted. The IRS takes it all away.

I wish you would join the alleyverse

 

(PS. I love how Thanos is a verb now!)

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Granted. once again. Boon and Bane. Are you sure you want to do this?

 

i wish to know what Alleyverse is and what joining it entails.

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Granted. Click on the first link in my sig. You are now subject to cookie terrorism.

I wish that I could have a personal helicopter.

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Granted. The consequences of suddenly having a helicopter in your property that has no registration, no purchase history, no manufacturer’s markings, and a total lack of branding and explanation when you have no idea how to fly a helicopter play out accordingly.

 

I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US.

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16 minutes ago, The Technovore said:

I wish to be an edgy, off the grid vigilante that partners up with his snarky AI sidekick that manages his nanotech-based alien War-Suit to bring down the various underground crime rings and shady government programs in the US.

Granted, but all of your attempts to bring down the crime rings and government programs will have absolutely no effect.

 

I wish that I could never be tired again.

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Granted. You feel nauseous instead.

I wish I could have a huge chocolate bar.

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Granted, but your boom is hrowing up for 3 days straight. 

 

I wish for more psychological pain.

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Granted, but you're in a coma for the entire time you're experiencing it.

(Why do you want mind issues?)

I wish for a dog.

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Granted, but it acts like a cat.

 

I wish for a life.

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Granted, you get the life of a murderer. :ph34r:

 

I wish for a pair of socks that never disappear in the washing machine! ^_^

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Granted. They disappear in the dryer. 

I wish for two tickets to Roshar. 

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Granted. You become spren

I wish for a stark suit

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Granted, good luck trying to fly the Iron Man suit. (Get it? Tony Stark)

I wish to have enough money to live without having to work.

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Granted, you are now on the run for blatant tax fraud.

 

I wish for cookies that don’t stab my mouth with metal.

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Granted. They give your mouth splinters instead.

I wish for a taco.

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(Okay I can live with splinter—*spren start pouring out mouth* I CHANGED MY MIND)

Granted. You must now advertise Taco Bell on the corner of State St. and 4th.

 

I wish to be able to successfully pull off the “bad boy” look.

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Granted. Bad boys become losers right after

I wish for the identity of stick to be revealed 

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Granted. You discover that ‘stick’ is actually the descendant of “Trunk the Stalwart”, hero of the 236th Desolation. You must now live with your hand’s nervous systems being inverted. (I.e. grab something with your left hand, it feels like your right hand is holding something)

 

I wish for a storybook story

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Granted, you no longer have feet.

 

I wish for wings.

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Granted. They are ostrich wings 

I wish for pizza

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Granted, but it's covered in anchovies.

I wish I could learn all of schools information within a day

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Granted. You are now an Era 1 Feruchemist.

I wish for to not be tired

 

 

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Granted, you will be tired tomorrow on. (Tomorrow to forever :D)

I wish for a chocolate with no bane attached.

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Granted. Batman attaches himself to it instead

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I wish Bean had wished for no bane for me.

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