Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. They disappear in the dryer. I wish for two tickets to Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. You become spren I wish for a stark suit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, good luck trying to fly the Iron Man suit. (Get it? Tony Stark) I wish to have enough money to live without having to work. Edited February 10, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted, you are now on the run for blatant tax fraud. I wish for cookies that don’t stab my mouth with metal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. They give your mouth splinters instead. I wish for a taco. Edited February 11, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (Okay I can live with splinter—*spren start pouring out mouth* I CHANGED MY MIND) Granted. You must now advertise Taco Bell on the corner of State St. and 4th. I wish to be able to successfully pull off the “bad boy” look. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 Granted. Bad boys become losers right after I wish for the identity of stick to be revealed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 (edited) Granted. You discover that ‘stick’ is actually the descendant of “Trunk the Stalwart”, hero of the 236th Desolation. You must now live with your hand’s nervous systems being inverted. (I.e. grab something with your left hand, it feels like your right hand is holding something) I wish for a storybook story Edited February 10, 2019 by The Technovore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life&Death Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Granted, you no longer have feet. I wish for wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Granted. They are ostrich wings I wish for pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, but it's covered in anchovies. I wish I could learn all of schools information within a day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted. You are now an Era 1 Feruchemist. I wish for to not be tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, you will be tired tomorrow on. (Tomorrow to forever ) I wish for a chocolate with no bane attached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted. Batman attaches himself to it instead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 I wish Bean had wished for no bane for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Granted, you don't get a wish, so nothing happens I wish for the powers of a lightweaver Edited February 12, 2019 by Kelsier'sGodComplex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted. You go into a coma. I wish for Han to come back to life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Do you mean Han Solo? Granted, but he immediately dies again. I wish for a blanket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Granted, but it once belonged to a man who desperately wants it back. You must ask yourself. How much do you really want that blanket? I wish for a lifetime supply of goldfish. Edited February 12, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, but every time you eat a goldfish, you gain 10 pounds. You die 5 months later from a heart attack. Final Weight: 600 lbs I wish for a fresh, nice, perfect cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted. You can only stare at it. I wish for my lactose intolerance to go away and never come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Granted. You’re gluten intolerant instead i wish for a frog Edited February 12, 2019 by beantheboy12 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted, it dies I wish for a nice, fresh, cake that I can eat and it tastes amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said: Granted. You’re gluten intolerant instead i wish for a frog Hey, at least I can still eat ice cream! Granted. It's actually a prince who is really confused. In a far off land, a princess is ticked off. I may have been ninjaed, but I can still reply! 2 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, it dies I wish for a nice, fresh, cake that I can eat and it tastes amazing. Grated. You are diagnosed with diabetes the next day. I wish for it to be spring already! Edited February 12, 2019 by Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 Granted. A freeze comes shot after and kills all the blossoms I wish for Nutella 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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