beantheboy12 Posted January 31, 2019 Report Share Posted January 31, 2019 You damage your brain and act like you are 6 I wish I could meet Brandon Sanderson and actually talk with him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 41 minutes ago, beantheboy12 said: The cactus is a boy, therefore can't be named Janet. Hey, now, boys can totally be named Janet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 1, 2019 Report Share Posted February 1, 2019 The cactus is infected with a dangerous disease 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 1/31/2019 at 4:30 PM, beantheboy12 said: The cactus is infected with a dangerous disease I become a botanist and save it. I wish for snow everyday so I can go sledding alot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 It snows 80 feet every day. I wish to have a chunk of lerasium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Granted, but you can't do anything with it. I wish that celebrities didn't do idiotic stunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Wish granted. They don't do anything at all. I wish I had a chunk of Lerasium, swallowed it, and burned it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cephandrius Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) Granted, you are now a Mistborn. The Bane is your ironsteelsight is really really bad. Like if Wax has 20/20 steelsight, you really need the equivalent of glasses. All 16 powers work fine, just the blue lines don't go very far. I beseech the Nightwatcher to make me a Kryptonian. Edited February 6, 2019 by Cephandrius forgot request 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 You don’t live near a yellow sun. I wish that odium would cease to exist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted, but that power becomes a Shard known as Hysteria. I wish for pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. I wish for your pain to stop 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) Granted. You now feel the pain I asked for. I wish for more pain. Edited February 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows Grammar mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. You get my pain I wish that the pain would cease to exist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. The Nightwatcher does not approve of self-harm or masochism. She does like emotional pain, though, so she puts sad music in the background of your head. BoS's too. I wish for an ice cube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atium Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted, it is covered in salt I wish to know what to wish for, and to then wish for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. You store it in a coppermond and Spoiler Ati changes it I wish to bond a spren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. The spren was forced into their bond to you by a committee, and is incredibly resentful. It refuses to help you surgebind and, as it just so happens to be a fearspren, terrifies you whenever it gets bored. I wish to know all the secrets of Hoid's life (lives?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. You realize he is simply a glorified amateur. I wish to be able to do a backflip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, AonEne said: I wish for an ice cube. Granted. You get a corrosive, radioactive ice cube made of tritiated water. Every hydrogen atom in your ice cube is the radioactive 2 neutron isotope of Hydrogen, tritium. The Nightwatcher put it in your lemonade, you noticed something was off when you saw that your ice cube wasn't floating and that your straw was melting. But don't worry, super heavy water is only mildly radioactive and has a half life of only 2 weeks. Doh, didn't see there was another page... @beantheboy12 Granted, you can now do back flips, unfortunately you always have to land your back flips doing the splits, and then you are compelled to scissor your legs together to rise up to a standing position and finish this move off by saying "Thank you, thank you very much" using your best Elvis impersonation voice ( which I gotta say is pretty decent). I wish I had a watch that uses tritium tubes for illumination in low light conditions because they're freaking awesome, come on Nightwatcher help me out. Edited February 7, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Granted. They're made out of glass though. You drop them and they shatter everywhere. I wish I knew which surges void binding could do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted, however, you forget surgebinding. I wish to be able to change into any creature I want 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted. You can now turn into any creature you so desire. However, when you do, you must stay in that creature’s form for at least a year. And then, however long you spent as that creature you now have to spend as a human before you can again change form. I wish that I didn’t have to go to school today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Granted. You have to go to the ER for cardiac arrest instead. I wish I had a billion dollars. Edited February 8, 2019 by beantheboy12 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you literally drown in the money. I wish for psychological trauma. Edited February 8, 2019 by BringerofShadows GRAMMAR!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantheboy12 Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Granted I wish for the night watcher to give me no bane but my boon be a million dollars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.