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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Wish granted!
As you start translating the books into Persian, you realize that this sort of thing takes a very long time.  In all, it took you about a year publish and translate all of the manuscripts.  One day, you get a letter in the mail.  A cease and desist, from Dragonsteel LLC, and that, is your bane.

 

I wish that I could change the color of candy canes by looking at them.

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Granted, but you can only change them to brown.

I wish for the ability to be fluent in every language on Earth.

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Granted, but you cannot speak, see, or hear.

I wish for a stick.

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Granted, but if you touch it, it turns into fire.

I wish for the ability to change my boon! LOL

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Granted, but no matter what your boon is, you get its exact opposite, canceling out everything that you wish for.

I wish for some post it notes.

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Granted, but they all have pictures of you enemy killing your family. LOL

I wish for a shirt that syas what I want it to say always.  

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2 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish for a shirt that syas what I want it to say always.  

Granted, but you must always wear said shirt, and soon you become known for how it smells, always.


I wish for Brandon Sanderson to take me under his personal wing as a fledgling author.
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Granted, you both turn into birds.

I wish for the tenth pancake.

 

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Wish granted: you get your tenth pancake and you eat it. Then you throw up all 10 pancakes.

 

My Wish is that I can have all of the books (including ones not written yet) of the SA series.

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Granted, but the only words in books four thru ten are “I am a stick.”

I wish for a grain of salt.

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Granted, the grain of salt is in the stomach of a chasmfiend, and if you try to get it, it will evaporate.

I wish for a llama named The Stormfather

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Granted, but it spits on you and won’t quit telling you how insignificant you are.

I wish for a copy of The Way of Kings (Dalinar’s favorite book, not the first SA book).

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Just now, Lunamor said:

Granted, but it spits on you and won’t quit telling you how insignificant you are.

I wish for a copy of The Way of Kings (Dalinar’s favorite book, not the first SA book).

Granted, but its in the Alethi women's script. Good luck learning that.

I'm moving right now. In fact, I should be packing. I wish for the whole moving process to be done with

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Granted. You are now homeless.

I wish for a large block of cheese.

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Granted. It's hollow and rotten.

I wish for a usable kite.

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35 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said:

I wish for a usable kite.

Congratulations, you have a kite.

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It eats and craps all over the place is generally a pita.


I want my girlfriend to get her own account on here so she can play this game. stop playing this game on my account.

:lol::P

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9 minutes ago, Dalakaar said:

Congratulations, you have a kite.

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It eats and craps all over the place is generally a pita.


I want my girlfriend to get her own account on here so she can play this game. stop playing this game on my account.

:lol::P

Granted, your Girlfriend gets an account on here. Your bane is that she dumps you... have fun with that!

 

I wish for no negative consequences to any of my actions.

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Granted, you can no longer do anything.

I wish for a Ryshadium.

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26 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for a Ryshadium.

Your kindred boon behooves me to remove your bane ;P


54 minutes ago, Dalakaar said:

I want my girlfriend to get her own account on here so she can play this game. stop playing this game on my account.

:lol::P

44 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted, your Girlfriend gets an account on here. Your bane is that she dumps you... have fun with that!

I wish for Kaladin

 

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3 minutes ago, Teague said:

Your kindred boon behooves me to remove your bane ;P


I wish for Kaladin

 

Welcome! You better dump him now.

Spoiler

Totally joking. He seems like a great guy.

Granted. You get Kaladin. Your bane is that he anytime you think about him you are Lashed upwards.

I wish for infinite spaghetti

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Granted, infinite spaghetti magically appears. Unfortunately, there is so much spaghetti that it covers the entire earth in 15 feet of it (it is infinite after all). 

I wish for great gardening skills.

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The Nightwatcher thinks for a moment and says: " life skills huh.  I can respect that"

"But, technically I have to give you a bane, sooo..."

And then the Nightwatcher gave you the bane:

"you know what, I'll help you start out" The Nightwatcher says, a wicked smile curling across her face. then, in, a lifetimes supply of fertilizer and shovels come tumbling into a massive pile behind you.

 I wish that I was able to do this:

 

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Granted. However, you now must spend the rest of your life inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company. Have fun.

I wish that I had no more homework for History or English class.

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3 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

Granted. However, you now must spend the rest of your life inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company. Have fun.

I wish that I had no more homework for History or English class.

I can do that.

 

this is too easy.  no homework double the classwork.  

 

I wish that I could do this:

But not inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company.

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Granted.

You can do it inside a titanium box suspended 9.9 miles in the air with only a small planter and some carrots for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a creationspren for company.

I wish that I had a range large enough to properly sing the Song of Durin.

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