Ink Posted January 14, 2019 Report Share Posted January 14, 2019 Granted. You are trapped inside, and slowly asphyxiate to death, as nothing can get in or out. I wish to be the best piano player in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLord_Lith Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. The atmosphere vanishes except for a minuscule layer around you, and everyone else dies. I wish to be able to make others wishes come true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. You are now a genie! The bad news is... you’re kinda... trapped inside a bottle... in the heart of the amazon rainforest... guarded by thousands of terrors known and unknown. But hey, you’ve got yourself to talk to! I wish to have lazer-vision. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) Granted, but your laser vision is just as powerful as a regular laser pointer. I wish for a country to call my own. Edited January 15, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. You get Russia. Good luck sorting out all its issues! I wish I could make clones of myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but they turn evil and attempt to destroy you. I wish for some salami. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arash.F Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Lunamor said: Granted, but they turn evil and attempt to destroy you. I wish for some salami. Granted, but as it seems to the Nightwatcher (me in this case!) that you are an overeater, you will lose your teeth forever and can only stomach soup. I wish Sanderson would post a reply to this topic. Edited January 15, 2019 by Arash.F 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) Granted. You get no curse, as the Nightwatcher believes that your boon is one most worthy. She too wishes to meet her creator. I wish for @Arash.F‘s wish to be read by @Brandon Sanderson. Edited January 15, 2019 by Lunamor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle373 Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 granted but because he took the time to respond SA4 will take one extra oth to be released I wish that bad drivers no longer get to drive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalakaar Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, Turtle373 said: I wish that bad drivers no longer get to drive Granted, no one gets to drive. I want to watch Hoid meet all of my favourite characters from other series. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but doing so creates a time paradox, which results in all of your favorite characters never existing in the first place. I wish for my own flag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. Your bane is that the flag is made of tissue paper. I wish to be successful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. Successful at failing in role-play. Wanna jump over a small crack in the ground? You fail. You fall into it. If you play Dungeons and Dragons....well let's just say things won't be good *mumbles about tarrasques, dragons, mind flayers, level 20 wizards, etc.* I wish to be good socially. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 (edited) Granted, you now are very bad at math. I wish for invincibility. Edited January 15, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. You are invincible, however, you age at twice the rate you otherwise would. I wish for a million dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted. You get it in pennies. I wish for a hug from Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, from now on, you smell so bad, nobody else wants to even get close to you, much less hug you. I wish to understand everything and not explode my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, your skull explodes instead. I wish for a strawberry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but it is hollow and rotten. I wish for no homework, but I still want to have straight As. I also want the knowledge I would gain by doing homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but you now gain no knowledge from classwork. I wish for a blowgun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but you're on Scadrial in an alternate universe where Preservation has more control. No weapons. You could hurt each other! I wish for my friends to read more Brandon Sanderson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but they don't remember anything and they don't care about the cosmere. EDIT: I wish for a cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but you can only stare at it, not eat it. I wish for an African Grey Parrot (If you don’t know what one is, look up a video. They are amazing!!!). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 15, 2019 Report Share Posted January 15, 2019 Granted, but it is dead. I wish for a freash cake that I can do whatever I want with it. (Like eat it.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 Granted, but the Nightwatcher has no idea what “freash” means, so she gives you a three month old cake. I wish for the ability to sing well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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