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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Wish maybe granted in the future.

I wish that I can get a fantastic painting of the 5 v 3 fight in Words of Radiance.

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1 minute ago, Karnage said:

Wish maybe granted in the future.

I wish that I can get a fantastic painting of the 5 v 3 fight in Words of Radiance.

Granted, but you go blind as your bane

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2 hours ago, Snipexe said:

Granted, but you go blind as your bane

The nightwatcher is confused, as she had been approached without someone seeking a boon. She therefore, grants the boon of immortality, as that's what most people want, and the bane of being able to love someone, but never be loved back.

I wish to be able to get perfect grades and ACT score

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4 hours ago, Rekrulmurof Eht said:

I wish that @Arith Matic would change his profile picture to something less..."meme"

Granted, but now all he can say in his posts is “ I am a stick.”

I wish that paper cuts didn’t exist.

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Your wish is granted but now hair cuts do exist. :)

I wish the I would never have to get a haircut again.

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41 minutes ago, Karnage said:

Your wish is granted but now hair cuts do exist. :)

I wish the I would never have to get a haircut again.

All hair on your body falls out, never to grow back.

I wish I had more friends in real life to discuss Cosmere novels with. (Everyone here is great but instant feedback is nice)

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6 minutes ago, WindrunnerRadiant said:

All hair on your body falls out, never to grow back.

I wish I had more friends in real life to discuss Cosmere novels with. (Everyone here is great but instant feedback is nice)

Granted, your friends all like Cosmere. Your bane is that you forget how to read, and never will be able to again.

I wish to be able to know the answer to The Ultimate Question.

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The night-watcher is somewhat confused about what makes a question ultimate. So they decide that since people often complain about where lost objects are your boon will be the answer to the question where is my pen.

Your bane is that you won't know the answer till you find it.

I wish for the best hat.

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11 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said:

I wish for the best hat.

Granted! The Nightwatcher gives you this little beauty:

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Unfortunately she also makes it so you have no anal opening, but the upside is that your new hat functions as a stylish colostomy bag.

 

I wish Rosamund's last bane was reversed (sounds awful) and that the Nightwatcher give's her a functional hat that she/he can drink beverages out of in a hands free manner.

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Granted, Rosamund gets the hat but loses their hands.

I wish for a bunny.

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Granted.

The Nightwatcher says to you "Have you watched any Monty Python?", And you stand there, puzzled.

Then (If you have watched The Holy Grail), It hits you.

There, in the clearing stands the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, right there.  The nightwatcher says "Looks like you have done a really big oopsie.  Now I better go.  I don't want to see this."  

At the snap of her fingers the Nightwatcher disappears, leaving you with the killer rabbit alone, You run for your life, and you are forced into a life of hiding.

 

I wish for a regular book, and not a magic one.  Doesn't have to be a good book.  Just a book.

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4 hours ago, Arith Matic said:

There, in the clearing stands the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, right there.  The nightwatcher says "Looks like you have done a really big oopsie.  Now I better go.  I don't want to see this."  

RUN AWAY!!!! (I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

4 hours ago, Arith Matic said:

I wish for a regular book, and not a magic one.  Doesn't have to be a good book.  Just a book.

Granted, it gives you a paper cut.

I wish for a Shardfork.

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14 hours ago, Rekrulmurof Eht said:

The Nightwatcher, not knowing what either of these things are asks you to explain. After a long talk she creates these:

Christmas tree:

Tree with VERY sharp needles pointing out from it in all directions. It has decoration on it, little cremling shells pained in all colors

Roses:

Some VERY spiky flower,with a green stem and a white top that curls around in a nice patter

Your bane of choice is that the preferred food of whitespines is the Christmas tree. The Nightwatcher also liked the story of alice in wonderland's roses, so she siks a beheading loving queen who hates white roses on you!

@Arith Matic

@Ashspren @Blessing of Potency

So we have a(n ice) queen who hates white roses coming after me. Good, I don't like WhiteRose either. However, I also have something prickly with 'white' in its name coming to destroy my ChristmasTree.

I have very mixed feelings about this. :P

Spoiler

To explain, WhiteRose and ChristmasTree are both ship names. I like ChristmasTree.

 

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51 minutes ago, AonEne said:

@Ashspren @Blessing of Potency

So we have a(n ice) queen who hates white roses coming after me. Good, I don't like WhiteRose either. However, I also have something prickly with 'white' in its name coming to destroy my ChristmasTree.

*hugs ChristmasTree* I must protect this at all costs. 

4 hours ago, Lunamor said:

RUN AWAY!!!! (I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Granted, it gives you a paper cut.

I wish for a Shardfork.

Granted, but it is twenty feet long, and therefore useless. 

I beseech of the Nightwatcher a bowl of pho. 

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Granted, but it's covered in dog hair.

I wish to have a loyal pet chasmfiend, that would never hurt me. He would protect me and be my best friend!

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Granted, but his idea of “protection” is killing everyone else in sight.

I wish for the drawing skills of Shallan.

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8 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

I wish for the drawing skills of Shallan.

Granted, but you have the personality issues times 100.

I wish to be able to put what I envision in my head into being as a movie/painting exactly faithful to what I want. (Have fun messing this one up, but also remember they don't have to be connected!)

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There’s always another loophole.

Granted.  You are filled with an insatiable desire to see the cosmere adapted to the big screen as an anime cooking show.

I wish to be able to go back in time and change my bane, heh heh.

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Granted, you can no longer write, speak, or read.

I wish for an apple.

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18 minutes ago, ILuvHats said:

Granted.  You are filled with an insatiable desire to see the cosmere adapted to the big screen as an anime cooking show.

 

Jokes on you, that was always the purpose of that wish. Kelsier's Cosmere Cooking!

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1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, you can no longer write, speak, or read.

I wish for an apple.

Granted. Your bane is that now if you say anything to do with falling, an apple will hit you on the head and dissapear. 

I wish to be able to change colors like a chameleon

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Granted, but you hear voices in your head. One sounds vaguely familiar...Ilia? The other you don't recognize (unless you've watched his YT channel), but from the cadence of the words you can somehow tell it's Potency. You now have their abilities, but you also have to listen to their thoughts for the rest of your life, no matter what.

I wish I had the wings of a sooty falcon. (Feel free to throw that back at me, I'd love to speak to Safire.) :D

Why did I just read your signature? Gah, Ink, why would you do this to me?

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3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Granted, but you hear voices in your head. One sounds vaguely familiar...Ilia? The other you don't recognize (unless you've watched his YT channel), but from the cadence of the words you can somehow tell it's Potency. You now have their abilities, but you also have to listen to their thoughts for the rest of your life, no matter what.

I wish I had the wings of a sooty falcon. (Feel free to throw that back at me, I'd love to speak to Safire.) :D

Why did I just read your signature? Gah, Ink, why would you do this to me?

Oh no... more voices????

Granted, you have falcon wings... on the backs of your thighs. So... yeah. You never specified where. 

Your bane is that you lose your depth perception.

 

I wish to have all of the latest Apple products

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12 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

I wish to have all of the latest Apple products

Congratulations. You are now Jerry.

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You have every different kind of apple and apple product. (Ie. Apple sauce, bobbing for apples, etc.) This is also your bane. Cause you know, you're Jerry...


I want to find out the secret in Rick and Morty that the creators say they'll never reveal.

 

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3 hours ago, Dalakaar said:

Congratulations. You are now Jerry.

 


I want to find out the secret in Rick and Morty that the creators say they'll never reveal.

 

Granted, but the secret would be that "there is always another secret!" and that would also be your bane :D

I really wish I could translate Cosmere books into Persian and publish them!

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