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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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4 hours ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Granted, you didn't do it. But you DID do every other terrible thing directed towards other, good people, such as 1) stabbing them 2) nuking them and 3) taking everything Sanderson of thiers

Do i get thier WoBs too? 

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I wish to always do the right, moral, good thing to do.

Granted, but you always feel super guilty when you see someone else do something wrong till you lose the will to anything but can't stop because it's the wrong thing to do.

I wish i could see the creation.

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Granted, but you lose you arms.

I wish I could draw well.

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2 hours ago, Rashek of Bridge Four said:

Granted, but you lose your arms.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, you become permanently illiterate.

I wish I could become a Willshaper.

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Granted, but, you can't control  when you teleport.

Instantly, the Nightwatcher and her surroundings fade away, and you feel the sensation of little glass beads that feel like various things, as you struggle to swim up, you know that you cannot keep this up much longer, and you give up, your lungs filled up with beads...

Then the Nightwatcher pulls you back and scolds you that you should have asked to be a lightweaver.

I wish that I was able to become the best in town, so that no one will ever keep me down.      

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Granted. As long as you stay in the town you're currently in, you're the best at anything you try your hand at. Unfortunately, the moment you step out of the city limits, you instantly become horribly unlucky and utterly incapable of anything other than basic human functions.

I wish to finally understand Ajax.

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On 11/25/2018 at 1:36 PM, Ookla the NotVoidus said:

Granted. The copperminds contain only this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

I wish for a pie that never runs out.

Granted. It takes it's extra mass from the people who eat it, transmuting that into pie to regenerate.

I wish for the world's most glorious moustache and goatee.

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Granted.
You get a moustache on your forehead and the goatee on the tip of sour nose.

I wish to be less lazy and more disciplined.

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Granted. The nightwatcher takes your wish to be disciplined literally and inflicts you with severe pain every time you fail at something you wanted to accomplish.

I wish for a slice of hawaiian pizza.

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Granted. You even get a whole pizza. In addition, some weird type will stand before your window the whole night, screaming about how much they hate pineapple on a pizza.

I wish to never have to do laundry again. Ever.

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Granted, it is now physically impossible for you to do the laundry, however your clothes become dirty twice as fast and smell four times as bad!

 

I wish to be able to speak words that are twice as fancy as I mean them

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Granted, every time you speak, curses get out, curses twice as fancy as your original thought of course.

I wish to get SA 4 this christmas.

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@Ookla the Dominion Granted, But one in twenty coins will vanish from your pockets.

 

I wish for divine luck

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Granted.  You get divine luck, but only are divinely lucky to get the worst possible situation to occur at any given time.

 

 

I wish that the high school musical movies would vanish off the face of the earth, and that I would not remember watching them.

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"Granted! This one's on me."

You get no bane, thankfully. 

I wish to have all the same powers of the Nightwatcher herself and still retain my identity.

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8 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said:

You get no bane, thankfully. 

Great, you broke the Nightwatcher.;)

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2 hours ago, Solant said:

Great, you broke the Nightwatcher.;)

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Cultivation dealing with another Nightwatcher bug...

 

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2 hours ago, Brightness Warrior said:

"Granted! This one's on me."

You get no bane, thankfully. 

I wish to have all the same powers of the Nightwatcher herself and still retain my identity.

You take the place of the Nightwatcher. (Note above "percussive maintenance" schedule has been upped...)

You retain your identity, literally... in the form of a Tamagotchi pet you have to constantly keep an eye on.

 

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My boon? I would like to treat Cultivation to a night out on the town. Nice meal, dancing, maybe a spren-theatre-movie (however that'll work o.O )

Up to her if we remember it the next day...

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Granted.  She swaps you gender first (she wanted to try something new).  Also, the Stormfather gets jealous in a way he doesnt understand or know how to emotionally contain, and the fallout is...intense.  You dont remember the Why of any of this, but the physical effects are permanent. 

 

Boon: Full conscious understanding and control of my own Spiritweb.

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Granted! You are now Ruin! Bane....You are now Ruin!! So it’s the same either way!! And you can manipulate the spirtweb of others too!!! Yay!

 

My boon: Everything Pokémon becomes some messed up spren enslavement  game where you throw gems at spren to capture them and force them to do your bidding!

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4 hours ago, The Forumlurker said:

My boon: Everything Pokémon becomes some messed up spren enslavement  game where you throw gems at spren to capture them and force them to do your bidding!

Granted!  Everything about Pokémon remains exactly the same as it has always been. The sole difference is in the naming: you throw Pokégems to catch Pokéspren.  That's literally the only change.

Your bane is that every electronic device you currently own, or will ever own in the future, now requires 4 AA batteries to function.  Doesn't matter if you have a power cord for it, the cord does nothing for you.  Only good old fashioned AA batteries will power those devices.  If your device doesn't have a slot for batteries, you'll have to rig it up yourself using cardboard, cheap copper wiring, and duct tape.  I'd take some basic electronic engineering classes if I were you.

 

I call upon the Nightwatcher to grant me a boon:  Make it snow, please!  Just enough for proper snowman-building conditions if it's not too much trouble, Nightwatcher ol' pal, ol' buddy o' mine.

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Granted! You can now build your snowman! Yay!

Your bane is that you no longer know what snow is. Boo.

 

I would like a nordic drinking horn that provides infinite eggnog.

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20 hours ago, Dr. Dapper said:

Granted! You can now build your snowman! Yay!

Your bane is that you no longer know what snow is. Boo.

Yay!

...Oh storms, what is this white stuff on the ground? Where did it come from?!  ...It can mean only one thing.  THE EVERSTORM COMES!!!!

20 hours ago, Dr. Dapper said:

I would like a nordic drinking horn that provides infinite eggnog.

Granted!  One Nordic drinking horn of infinite eggnog coming right up!  It's the non-alcoholic variety because you didn't show any identification to the Nightwatcher, so she played it safe.  Rich, creamy, delicious.  It also comes with the bonus guarantee that it will never, under NO circumstances, cause your grandma to get run over by a reindeer.*  So that's nice. 
*Nightwatcher & Associates shall not be held liable for any instances of reindeer-related attacks on grandmothers occurring prior to your receipt of this infinite-eggnog Nordic drinking horn.

Your bane is that your relatives and friends (and even vague acquaintances) keep mistaking your drinking horn for a powder keg.  If you don't keep a careful eye on the drinking horn at practically all hours of day and night, you'll soon find that your previously-delicious eggnog now tastes a lot like saltpeter, sulfur, charcoal, and other gunpowder-y flavors.  Hmm.

 

I wish for THE BEST.

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On 10/10/2018 at 7:31 PM, Ishar said:

I wish that we knew what Trell's overall plans are.

 

On 10/11/2018 at 7:10 AM, (Shadow)Lord_Ookla said:

Granted, but every time you try to tell someone you get tongue tied and forget until you see a pug.

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Granted, but you no longer know what that is, exactly.
 
I wish for @Ishar to see this and tell me Trell's plans!
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Not granted! Your bane is that you bleed from the ears every time you see any kind of dog. Not a dangerous amount, just enough to be uncomfortable and provoke numerous explanations.

 

My boon is to never be bothered when I'm reading or listening to an audiobook.

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What?! Is the Nightwatcher even allowed to do that? I thought we had to grant everything, unless it's specifically something that ACTUALLY can't be granted, like sanity! And why am I getting a bane if I have no boon? Can I sue? :P:lol:

Granted. However, I just noticed your profile picture, so the Nightwatcher delivers upon you this bane: William Afton starts hunting you down. Disregard the giant bloody anthropomorphic rabbit; he's not going to kill you at all...

I wish for my previous wish, because I got GYPPED, I'm telling you. (I also wish everyone a Merry Christmas, but only the second one when I'm out of the Valley.)

(By the way, @Brightness Warrior, the mods prefer if we don't double-post. You're fine because you didn't know, but in the future, there's an edit button you can use! Welcome to the Shard! ^_^)

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