A Joe in the Bush Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted, but you cam only get a job as a Teacher. I want the power to see upside down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted, but your clothing will act like you ARE upside down. no kilts for you I want to be joyous always 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted, but your clothing will act like you ARE upside down. no kilts for you What if I put the kilt at the knees, so it falls up, covering everything? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 LeftVash, you become the Joker. I wish to rule the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 LeftVash, you become the Joker. I wish to rule the world. Didn´t we already have this joke? Anyway, you can rule the world but you turn into a zomby destroy the world half a year after your ascension. I want to be a better singer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Very well. You are now a frog. Frogs have excellent singing skills. And did we do that joke already? Darn, I must not have been paying attention. Very well, I wish for the ability to always know when a joke's been done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 fine, but you're always singing "the song that gets on everybodies nerves" I wanna be the very best/that no one ever was 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 fine, but you're always singing "the song that gets on everybodies nerves" I wanna be the very best/that no one ever was Granted, but you will only be able to catch magikarp that can't evolve. I wish that I was the worlds best driver. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulcastJam Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 What if I put the kilt at the knees, so it falls up, covering everything? Then people could really easily see up (down) your skirt. Err.. kilt I mean. Granted, but you will only be able to catch magikarp that can't evolve. I wish that I was the worlds best driver. Granted, but you can only drive tractors. I wish that I had elf ears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted, but you must have an annoying chull fairy from zelda bothering you I wish to be able to be able to make costumes for myself like a lightweaver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Then people could really easily see up (down) your skirt. Err.. kilt I mean. Granted, but you can only drive tractors. I wish that I had elf ears I'll take it: Granted, but you must have an annoying chull fairy from zelda bothering you I wish to be able to be able to make costumes for myself like a lightweaver. Granted, but you can't wear any physical clothing. I wish I could photosynthesize as well as eat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted, but herbivores will now attempt to eat you whenever you're in their proximity. I would like a puppy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Granted. You get a vicious Axehound puppy that has a habit of eating toes. I wish for Nighthound's death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 I wish for Nighthound's death. Don't we all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... Granted. You get a vicious Axehound puppy that has a habit of eating toes.I wish for Nighthound's death. Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. I wish for a land of pandas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, You are now on an island populated only by two pandas. There is no other food. I want the ultimate all purpose footwear that is perfect for every occasion. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) No shoes. I wish to be the holder of Adonalsium Edited September 25, 2014 by Ashiok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, everything that you grab will now have "Adonolsium ROCKS!" written on it. I want a Smedry Talent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. I wish for a land of pandas. We have to spread the madness. That is a brilliantly awful curse. Granted, everything that you grab will now have "Adonolsium ROCKS!" written on it. I want a Smedry Talent. Your talent is to play the piano badly, but all the pianos were broken by Alcatraz. I wish to travel the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Granted. You cannot stop to observe any of the beauty of any of the places you visit. Time to break logic. Insert paradox. I wish to not have my wish granted. Edited September 25, 2014 by 18th Shard 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Alright, you have somebody else's wish granted for you instead (and you don't know whose it is ). I'd like to have the ability to metabolize my food into pure Awesomeness. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) Granted. Your Awesomeness instantly leaks out of your imperfect body, and you cannot stop metabolizing your food. Hmm, must word it right.... I wish that any wish wished for is unwished prior to its curse existing. MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Edited September 25, 2014 by 18th Shard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) You receive an evil goldfish, because the Nightwatcher don't play games like that. I wish for instant, unlimited Internet access. Edited September 25, 2014 by Kobold King 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colby Jack Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) You receive an evil goldfish, because the Nightwatcher don't play games like that. I wish for instant, unlimited Internet access. Granted. But you are now stuck with a 32-bit computer. I wish to be a strong independent woman who needs no man. Edited September 25, 2014 by Colby Jack 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 (edited) You receive an evil goldfish, because the Nightwatcher don't play games like that. I wish for instant, unlimited Internet access. Granted. You have unlimited internet access for an instant (and no access at all after that instant). EDIT: I won't post a wish since there are still wishes outstanding by the look of it. EDIT 2: Also, unless I'm mistaken Colby Jack was originally responding to the wish before it, which means my post actually made sense before he edited his post. The game should continue with Colby Jack's independent woman wish. Edited September 25, 2014 by Kadrok 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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