Ink Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 On 10/21/2018 at 0:25 AM, Pagliacci said: Your mind is now immune to physical degradation, but your social life is not. That is to say the state of your social life becomes tied to your physical degradation. I wish for all the boons on this thread but none of the banes. Granted. Your bane is that literally every evil being imagined is hunting you. Good luck! I wish for my cat to actually pay attention to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagliacci Posted October 24, 2018 Report Share Posted October 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Inklingspren said: I wish for my cat to actually pay attention to me. Granted. But you can never pay attention to your cat. I wish to be the fastest reader alive. 4 hours ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. Your bane is that literally every evil being imagined is hunting you. Good luck! Yikes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Granted. You also become the fastest talker alive and you can barely slow it down which kinda annoying/troublesome for you and other people talking to you. I want to be the most productive person ever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 10 hours ago, goody153 said: I want to be the most productive person ever Granted, are the most productive person ever at explaining to the entire world just how productive you are. I wish for the combined intelligence's of all Criptics' to do my homework for me (so i can have more time for the shard) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Granted, but now whenever you try to get onto the Shard your device gains fifty viruses, each of which will somehow block your access to the Shard. Each virus takes one hour to remove. I wish for a spren of each Order, each of which I have a Nahel Bond with and have sworn each Ideal up to and including the Fifth Ideal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said: I wish for a spren of each Order, each of which I have a Nahel Bond with and have sworn each Ideal up to and including the Fifth Ideal Granted. You are now following so many ideals that it’s impossible to do anything without breaking at least one oath. Have fun watching your spren die one by one. I wish to know what my bane will be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furamirionind Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 (edited) Granted, but your bane will be that you will have an abnormally short memory. You will know your bane always, but never realize it is a bane. You will instead forget this post, and think that the bane is naturally yours. I wish for the capacity to save humankind from themselves. Edited October 25, 2018 by Furamirionind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you cannot save humankind from the Voidbringers that are coming tomorrow. I wish to be a Stoneward of at least the Second Ideal Edited October 25, 2018 by StormblessedSurvivor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossamund Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Granted but you are now a topaz soulcasting savant (your bodies stony). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Like how that soulcaster going to Aimia is all smoky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Yes exacly like that. Spoiler As the soulcaster uses the soulcaster they slowly give in to their own plea to soulcast what ever they soulcast most often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furamirionind Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 I wish for the ability to not have to suffer from banes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Granted, You may only use this newfound ability once. Your bane is that forever and always you have no more interest in anything Sanderson (I am sorry) I wish to have a good idea of what to write for my boon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Granted. You get a great idea for a boon. Unfortunately, that was your boon. To have a great idea. And you only get one boon. I wish to be able to create Bendalloy time bubbles infinitely, without the need for Bendalloy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 Granted, however, you age one hundred times as fast as normal inside the bubble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 You didn't wish. I wish for the Bands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormblessedSurvivor Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Granted, however you don't know they're the Bands and throw out a priceless artifact. I wish for the ability to use any form of investiture at any time and draw the investiture from the Sun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 Granted but the shard powering the sun you draw from is a combination of Odium and Ruin with a really malicious Vessel. I wish for much much smoother life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 Granted. All peanut butter you eat is smooth instead of crunchy. As your bane, it all tastes like strawberry jelly instead. I wish for a mildly frozen pb and j sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 On 11/10/2018 at 9:39 AM, Kidpen said: Granted. All peanut butter you eat is smooth instead of crunchy. As your bane, it all tastes like strawberry jelly instead. I wish for a mildly frozen pb and j sandwich. Granted. All sandwiches you make from the point where you recieve the sandwich onwards...will be mildly frozen. I wish for a phone that never loses reception and always maintains a full battery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavtyven Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 14 hours ago, Shadeshadow227 said: I wish for a phone that never loses reception and always maintains a full battery, Granted. It's a landline. I wish for Stormlight 4. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossamund Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 Granted but it's not written by Brandon. I wish for more wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavtyven Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said: Granted but it's not written by Brandon. Evil. Pure evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemist Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 7 hours ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said: I wish for more wishes. Granted, but the wishes all carry individual curses from the Nightwatcher. I wish for an Investiture-powered quantum computer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted November 14, 2018 Report Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) Granted, tho Ruin is around to do the stuff below Quote Questioner Since a computer monitor, the monitor itself isn't metal, could Ruin read something on that and change that. Could you essentially have a conversation with Ruin by typing something on your monitor and having him change it and respond to that? Brandon Sanderson Yeah. I think that could work. source So good luuuck. I wish to solve my programming problems at work really fast. Edited November 14, 2018 by goody153 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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