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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted.  You are transported into the future to when all the Cosmere books have been released, and therefore have an opportunity to read them all and understand Hoid.

 

I wish to know this week's winning lottery numbers.

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Granted, but you can't use or share them. 

I wish to possess every boon given thus far.

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57 minutes ago, Kal-Eldin said:

Granted, but you can't use or share them. 

I wish to possess every boon given thus far.

Granted, but you must have a special curse for each boon, that multiplies in intensity every time another boon is added.

I wish to be transported to the Cosmere universe 

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48 minutes ago, QueenOfInk said:

Granted, but you must have a special curse for each boon, that multiplies in intensity every time another boon is added.

I wish to be transported to the Cosmere universe 

Granted. You materialize inside of a wall on Scadrial.

I wish to be able to safely travel to each and every cosmerically-relevant world.

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6 minutes ago, Shadeshadow227 said:

Granted. You materialize inside of a wall on Scadrial.

I wish to be able to safely travel to each and every cosmerically-relevant world.

Granted. However, Fortune dictates you will always arrive during a world wide catastrophe 

I wish to live in Era 2 Scadrial 

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8 hours ago, QueenOfInk said:

Granted. However, Fortune dictates you will always arrive during a world wide catastrophe 

I wish to live in Era 2 Scadrial 

Welcome to Era 2 Scadrial! You are a homeless beggar until one of Trell's Faceless Immortals takes over your body.

I wish for Jasnah to do my homework for me.

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12 hours ago, Lord High Executioner said:

Welcome to Era 2 Scadrial! You are a homeless beggar until one of Trell's Faceless Immortals takes over your body.

I wish for Jasnah to do my homework for me.

Granted. However, she writes the answers in the form of glyphs, which your teachers are unable to read.

I wish for Pewter allomancy and Gold feruchemy.

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6 hours ago, Shadeshadow227 said:

I wish for Pewter allomancy and Gold feruchemy.

Granted. You are also transported to Scadrial during the time of the Lord Ruler, and hunted down by the Inquisitors to create Hemalurgic spikes.

I wish for a sandwich.

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3 minutes ago, The Silverlight Scholar said:

Granted. You are also transported to Scadrial during the time of the Lord Ruler, and hunted down by the Inquisitors to create Hemalurgic spikes.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted. It's a kuckle sandwitch.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of Macaroni and Cheese

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3 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. It's a kuckle sandwitch.

Did you mean knuckle sandwich? Or were you talking about the 1981 band?

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5 minutes ago, The Silverlight Scholar said:

Did you mean knuckle sandwich? Or were you talking about the 1981 band?

Oh, good catch. Sandwich. Dunno why I put a T in there.

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24 minutes ago, Inklingspren said:

Granted. It's a kuckle sandwitch.

 

I wish for a lifetime supply of Macaroni and Cheese

Granted, but it's always covered in horseradish sauce. Start liking it.

I wish that I liked barbeque sauce. 

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Granted.  You are now addicted to it and if you do not have a regular supply each day you have violent urges to strip wherever you are and do the funky chicken until your need is met. 

 

I wish I could find my missing headphones...

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5 hours ago, Tglassy said:

Granted.  You are now addicted to it and if you do not have a regular supply each day you have violent urges to strip wherever you are and do the funky chicken until your need is met. 

 

I wish I could find my missing headphones...

Granted. But an Awakener has given them the Command 'Be silent.'

 

I wish for the Star Wars prequels to be good.

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Granted, but only your opinion says so. It recognizes that although they were disappointing, they aren't necessarily bad. 

I wish for the Great Pumpkin to come this Halloween for me.

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Granted. You now perceive then as good. You spend a lot more of your time watching bad movies. You tell other people how good they are, and they distrust all your opinions.

I wish to make the 5000th reply on a thread!!!

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8 hours ago, TheGoddessBeyond said:

I wish to make the 5000th reply on a thread!!!

Granted but now you can only reply to posts when you're the 5,000 reply

I wish I had a New cosmere Meme that fit my day perfectly everyday

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Granted, tomorrow's meme features a man with a spear to the chest.  

 

I wish to be able to read people's thoughts.

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5 hours ago, Tglassy said:

I wish to be able to read people's thoughts.

Granted. You will read the thoughts of every single living person simultaneously. 

I wish for an infinite slice of pizza.

Spoiler

 

PS: Also @Apollyon I apologise for my post which claimed the prequels are objectively bad. Looking back it was a rather arrogant comment.

PPS: Funnily enough they were never disappointing films to me because I'm part of the generation that grew up with them. 

 

 

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14 hours ago, Pagliacci said:

infinite slice of pizza.

granted but it will always be pineapple 

 

i wish i always had enough time to sleep when i want to 

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Granted but you will also want to go for a walk whenever you want to sleep.

I wish that my mind was immune to degradation by physical effects (death not included) such as tiredness.

 

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17 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said:

I wish that my mind was immune to degradation by physical effects (death not included) such as tiredness.

 

Your mind is now immune to physical degradation, but your social life is not. That is to say the state of your social life becomes tied to your physical degradation.

 

I wish for all the boons on this thread but none of the banes.

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Fine by me so long as it doesn't mean random passers by assault or insult me.

2 hours ago, Pagliacci said:

Your mind is now immune to physical degradation, but your social life is not. That is to say the state of your social life becomes tied to your physical degradation.

 

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43 minutes ago, Rossamund Rhapadocera said:

Fine by me so long as it doesn't mean random passers by assault or insult me.

 

True, but what about ageing? ;)

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Smartest hundred year old (hopefully). On account of immunity to senility.
Unfortunately I think I'd  also still be conscious while undergoing surgery, hope the pain is stopped at the end of the nerves otherwise I think it will hurt a littlie.

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