Tglassy Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, but you are allergic to touching gold. I wish to move back to Texas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Tglassy said: Granted, but you are allergic to touching gold. I wish to move back to Texas. Granted. Your bane is that you become albino, and therefore sunburn very easially. I wish to be a master chef Edited September 27, 2018 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. Your bane is that you become albino, and therefore sunburn very easially. I wish to be a master chef Granted but Gordon Ramsey is always hanging around you while you're cooking. He'll either scream at you for messing up, or yell in praise for you amazing dish. Either way he's screaming at you. I wish math and chemistry were easier to understand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, but you lose all other connections and understandings you possess. I wish for someone to slap me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, but you will feel the pain of that slap forever. I wish to make more Financial Services sales this week for my business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, but soon after, you go out of buisness. Tough luck... I wish to know the answers to RAFO'd questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, but for every answer you lose a childhood memory. I wish that my next curse applied to both me and the giver of the curse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kal-Eldin said: Granted, but for every answer you lose a childhood memory. I wish that my next curse applied to both me and the giver of the curse. Granted. Your bane is that there is no bane for the person to get. I wish to become an iron/steel Twinborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Granted, You can Ironpull and steelrun. But you obtained them through hemalurgy. I wish to be an inquisitor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 22 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: Granted, You can Ironpull and steelrun. But you obtained them through hemalurgy. I wish to be an inquisitor. Granted. Your bane is that a psychotic Soother, with the help of a Nicroburst, has taken control of you through the many Hemalurgic spikes you are pierced with, puppeting you for their amusement. I wish to be a Zinc Compounder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted. However, each time you compound you lose some natural mental speed, until compounding is all you can do to match other people's intelligence. I wish to have a servant who obeys my every order. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray to Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 55 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. However, each time you compound you lose some natural mental speed, until compounding is all you can do to match other people's intelligence. I wish to have a servant who obeys my every order. Granted, but the servant's only mode of traveling is cartwheeling. I wish to understand every language 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted, but you can only communicate in binary. Hope your tongue's strong, you're gonna be doing a bunch of Morse Clicking. I just want a good Berserk anime adaptation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Granted but every other manga adaptions sucks now. And everybody knows you are the reason why only LN adaptation and original studio stories are the only good things now. I wish for a trusty and loyal sidekick who helps me everyday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 7 hours ago, goody153 said: Granted but every other manga adaptions sucks now. And everybody knows you are the reason why only LN adaptation and original studio stories are the only good things now. I wish for a trusty and loyal sidekick who helps me everyday Granted. However, you lose all ability to voluntarily move your body, meaning your sidekick has to help you with everything. I wish I knew what Voidbinding Illumination does, for Renarin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 8 hours ago, goody153 said: Granted but every other manga adaptions sucks now. And everybody knows you are the reason why only LN adaptation and original studio stories are the only good things now. If that's the price I have to pay, so be it 7 minutes ago, Shadeshadow227 said: I wish I knew what Voidbinding Illumination does, for Renarin. Granted, but to gain information about a good book series, you must gain information about a bad book series. You now have the entire Divergent series memorized, and can never forget it. I wish for an RTX 2080 TI. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 Granted. Your bane is that it tends to malfunction every time you so much as touch it, or any other thing with moving parts. I wish to have telekinesis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Granted but you also gain telepathy and you can't turn it off so you keep talking other people's minds with your thoughts and you keep reading it with them knowing you did it. I wish for a dream monster who serves me loyally Edited October 1, 2018 by goody153 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solant Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 Granted, but you will experience no loyalty from anyone else before your death. I wish for the talent to create the finest meals ever tasted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Solant said: Granted, but you will experience no loyalty from anyone else before your death. I wish for the talent to create the finest meals ever tasted. Granted. You completely lose your senses of taste and smell, rendering you unable to taste your cooking, or food in general. I wish for a Type IV Awakened entity, in the form of an automaton, with the command "Obey me". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vibronicgoose Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 46 minutes ago, Shadeshadow227 said: Granted. You completely lose your senses of taste and smell, rendering you unable to taste your cooking, or food in general. I wish for a Type IV Awakened entity, in the form of an automaton, with the command "Obey me". 1 Granted. But the command was given by me so it doesn't listen to any of your orders. I wish for a wallet that always has 'just enough' cash in it to live a normal ordinary life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Vibronicgoose said: Granted. But the command was given by me so it doesn't listen to any of your orders. I wish for a wallet that always has 'just enough' cash in it to live a normal ordinary life. Granted. The cash cannot be removed from the wallet, or it will disappear from wherever it is and end up back inside the wallet before you can spend any of it. I wish for Taravangian's boon of enhanced intellect, without his bane of stupidity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Granted, instead, your bane is that you are so smart nobody understands a word you say. I wish to have infinite luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 18 hours ago, Inklingspren said: Granted, instead, your bane is that you are so smart nobody understands a word you say. I wish to have infinite luck. Granted. You unconsciously absorb the luck around you, on a massive, planetary scale, and are hunted as a result of your world-destroying levels of power. Hopefully you learn to worldhop before a moon slams into your planet, or Odium comes around or something equally improbable happens that ends in your demise. I wish for infinite lemon cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybreaker30 Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Granted but as a result the infinite lemon cakes take up all the space around you so you are trapped by them forever. I wish for the gift of being able to have the ability to bond spren and access all of the forms available to the parshmen of Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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