Ink Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 8 hours ago, ILuvHats said: Granted, but for the rest of your life, you can only speak what your spren considers lies. This includes metaphors and euphemisms. I wish for the power to geolocate Sanderson fans in real life. Granted. Your bane is that you get extremelly ill and are bedridden for the rest of your life. I wish to know what anyone is thinking at any time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Granted, but everybody you meet in real life get a glimpse of your thoughts for a good 5 seconds. Even if you already know them IRL they would still get a glimpse of your thoughts for a good 5 seconds each time you meet again. I wish to learn the secrets of physics 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan's Ward Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 4 hours ago, goody153 said: Granted, but everybody you meet in real life get a glimpse of your thoughts for a good 5 seconds. Even if you already know them IRL they would still get a glimpse of your thoughts for a good 5 seconds each time you meet again. I wish to learn the secrets of physics Granted, unfortunately now you spend the rest of your life stuck to the ceiling. I wish for a bright future for the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted September 24, 2018 Report Share Posted September 24, 2018 Granted. The sun gets bigger, boils the oceans and rips away the atmosphere. Humanity survives in holes in the ground until we can build ships and leave our destitute, destroyed planet. Thank you. I may actually write a short story about that. I wish my wife's car batter would fix itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Granted, but each time in the future it breaks, the broken part will be impossible to fix. I wish I had infinite power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) Granted you get unlimiteeeeeed poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Yes you get that kind of unlimited power exactly with all the downsides of it like the uncontrollable anger issues, cruelty, thirst for power and you know the Sith stuff I wish to become the shard incharge of NightWatcher Edited September 25, 2018 by goody153 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tglassy Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Ark1002 said: Granted, but each time in the future it breaks, the broken part will be impossible to fix. Oh my goodness, I hate you so much right now. 7 hours ago, goody153 said: Granted you get unlimiteeeeeed poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. Yes you get that kind of unlimited power exactly with all the downsides of it like the uncontrollable anger issues, cruelty, thirst for power and you know the Sith stuff I wish to become the shard incharge of NightWatcher Granted, you are now Cultivation, but Odium will shatter you and there's nothing you can do about it. I wish that I would finish writing my book series and that it would sell millions of copies for each book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Tglassy said: Oh my goodness, I hate you so much right now. Granted, you are now Cultivation, but Odium will shatter you and there's nothing you can do about it. I wish that I would finish writing my book series and that it would sell millions of copies for each book. Granted, but by the time you manage to get your series published, you die. Instead of the profits going to you, they go to your corrupt uncle who has a fondness for decapitating teddy bears of varying rarity and value. What a monster. I wish that the entire 17th Shard would instantly recognize me at the sight of my username. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Apollyon said: Granted, but by the time you manage to get your series published, you die. Instead of the profits going to you, they go to your corrupt uncle who has a fondness for decapitating teddy bears of varying rarity and value. What a monster. I wish that the entire 17th Shard would instantly recognize me at the sight of my username. Granted, but it extends past just your username, as well as past this forum. Whenever people read the word "Apollyon", even if they do not know you, they gain knowledge of your IRL existence and are reminded of you. I wish I had the ability to steelpush, and ironpull, without having to burn metal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Granted. You have to burn human flesh instead. I wish Ene would get married already. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Kidpen said: Granted. You have to burn human flesh instead. I wish Ene would get married already. Granted. She marries Galladon. I wish to be a Full Feruchemist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) Granted, but to fill your metalminds, they have to ALL be filled at the same time. I wish Ene would divorce Galladon, and instead get married to ME already. Edited September 25, 2018 by Apollyon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Apollyon said: Granted, but to fill your metalminds, they have to ALL be filled at the same time. I wish End would divorce Galladon, and instead get married to ME already. Granted. End marries you instead of Galladon (who is end anyways?) Your bane is that anytime you see each other, you break out in hives I wish that @AonEne and @Apollyon would hurry up and get married BECAUSE I'M SICK OF WAITING ITS BEEN TWO+ WEEKS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Edited September 25, 2018 by Inklingspren 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. End marries you instead of Galladon (who is end anyways?) Your bane is that anytime you see each other, you break out in hives I wish that @AonEne and @Apollyon would hurry up and get married BECAUSE I'M SICK OF WAITING ITS BEEN TWO+ WEEKS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Granted, but hurrying up is relative, so we continue going at the same pace, waiting for Sami's bridal shower and Stars and Spheres. (Beautiful name, BTW) I wish that @Ashspren would tell me what the dress looks like already... I'm anticipating it a little too much. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted, Ashspren tells you about the dress and it is beautiful. You bane is that Ashspren learns a dirty little secret from you that instantly ruin your life and marriage. She now has a prime blackmail material. I wish that your wedding would have golden doves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted. However, word gets out that, in order to create these golden doves, real doves were slaughtered and Soulstamped into gold. This will ruin quite a many reputations. I wish for a telescoping stapler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 (edited) Granted. Your bane is that you become nearsighted, and no amout of corrective lenses or procedures can fix it. I wish to be an Avenger. Edited September 26, 2018 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted but you became an avenger by the time Thanos was personally gathering the infinity stone. Yep good luck getting on the luckier half of the conclusion. I wish to find a great book that the setting utilizes magic, technology and medieval weapons for combat like some Final Fantasy worlds(seriously if you have any suggestions of this bump me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 Granted, It's mistborn Era 3. Your bane is that you can never remember what page you are on or use a bookmark. I wish to know something that no one knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 52 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: Granted, It's mistborn Era 3. Your bane is that you can never remember what page you are on or use a bookmark. I wish to know something that no one knows. Granted. You know one word from one chapter in Dragonsteel Book 2 I wish to be able to use every surge without Yelig-Nar, Honorblades, or Sprenbonds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, QueenOfInk said: Granted. You know one word from one chapter in Dragonsteel Book 2 I wish to be able to use every surge without Yelig-Nar, Honorblades, or Sprenbonds Granted, but without Stormlight to fuel them, as you're on Earth, you cannot access the Surges in order to use them. I wish for Duralumin Feruchemy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Shadeshadow227 said: Granted, but without Stormlight to fuel them, as you're on Earth, you cannot access the Surges in order to use them. I wish for Duralumin Feruchemy. Granted, but you will be stuck on a Shardworld with no Duralumin I wish to become a god 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 32 minutes ago, QueenOfInk said: I wish to become a god Granted. Your boon is that you become Goddess of Ink (instead of QueenOfInk ). People now blame you for the outrageous prices of ink cartridges for their printers. Artists and calligraphers love you, though. Your bane is that you always forget to return a person's pen after they let you borrow it, and you end up stealing the pen by accident. Your home eventually becomes a legendary repository for lost writing implements. Intrepid explorers are always invading your house with no regard for your privacy, searching for the fabled Pen a la Multi-Colour. It's really annoying. - - - - - I wish that french fries could be healthy without losing any of their deliciousness. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Zath said: Granted. Your boon is that you become Goddess of Ink (instead of QueenOfInk ). People now blame you for the outrageous prices of ink cartridges for their printers. Artists and calligraphers love you, though. Your bane is that you always forget to return a person's pen after they let you borrow it, and you end up stealing the pen by accident. Your home eventually becomes a legendary repository for lost writing implements. Intrepid explorers are always invading your house with no regard for your privacy, searching for the fabled Pen a la Multi-Colour. It's really annoying. - - - - - I wish that french fries could be healthy without losing any of their deliciousness. Granted! However, you can never eat them again I wish to be able to use every magic system in the Cosmere 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeshadow227 Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, QueenOfInk said: Granted! However, you can never eat them again I wish to be able to use every magic system in the Cosmere Granted. Your bane is that you are now Hoid, without his cleverness and immortality. I wish to be a gold compounder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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