Glaedr Firnen Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Inklingspren said: I wish to always have the perfect comeback. Granted, but you will never again be in a situation where you need it. I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say. (I'm interested to hear the hilariousness of this, I will upvote whoever replies if it's good) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) 16 hours ago, Glaedr Firnen said: I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say. Granted, but the minion will never understand what you mean, and will interpret all your requests wrong. I wish that Inklingspren was intelligent. Edited September 13, 2018 by Ark1002 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) You can't wish for something that already is at it's peak.Your bane is that every day you get stupider and stoopider. I wish that @Ark1002 had wished something Edited September 13, 2018 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: I wish that @Ark1002 had wished something Granted, but his wish is insulting. I wish to be a skybreaker herald. Edited September 13, 2018 by Ark1002 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 (edited) Granted. You are a Skybreaker herald and the oathpact is going strong. Have fun being tortured for eternity. I wish I was Hoid... and I had Nightblood Edited September 13, 2018 by A stick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted. But Nightblood's sheath is missing so you can never touch him without losing a ton of investiture. I wish for an endless supply of glue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said: I wish for an endless supply of glue. Granted, but every time you try to use some of it, it spills on you, and as soon as it touches you it dries. There is also no way to unglue anything once it has been glued by this glue. I wish to be able to do whatever I want with no negative consequences, for me or anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted, your bane is that it all happen in your mind. So it never ever actually happens (and ever will for trying to trick nightwatcher) I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, goody153 said: I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises Granted, but the doll is super creepy, and no one else can hear it, so everyone thinks you are crazy. And the doll gives terrible advice. I wish to die for one week, go to whatever afterlife is real, and then come back to life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted, after returning whatever you saw in the afterlife. You don't ever wanna go there and the implications of every person going there slowly drives you insane in the real world. I wish for a great worldwide treasure-hunt suddenly take place 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted, but the treasure is hidden in your house. You get killed in the chaos that ensues as thousands of people descend on your house to claim the treasure. I wish for it to be Saturday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted. Your bane is that you must go to school/work every Saturday. I wish for egg nog year round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 Granted but you live in a world without refrigeration so the egg nog goes bad very quickly in the other seasons I wish for the ability to think of stuff to wish for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sopranospren Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 6:57 PM, Nothing-Ridiculous said: Granted but you live in a world without refrigeration so the egg nog goes bad very quickly in the other seasons I wish for the ability to think of stuff to wish for Granted, but you always forget what you were going to say when you start to type anything. I wish I was a worldhopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 16, 2018 Report Share Posted September 16, 2018 Granted. Your bane is that your body can't handle foreign diseases. I wish to become one of my RP characters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 17, 2018 Report Share Posted September 17, 2018 Granted, but the world where you become the RP character suddenly experiences a world-wide crisis. And you can't go back to the real world. I wish for unliiimiteeed poweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Granted. You have unlimited electricity running through your body. It does some weird stuff to the universe, considering that's an infinite amount of energy in a finite space. Have fun with that. I wish I was doing my essay right now instead of looking at this site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 Denied. Try again @Kidpen Same tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 18, 2018 Report Share Posted September 18, 2018 51 minutes ago, Kidpen said: Granted. You have unlimited electricity running through your body. It does some weird stuff to the universe, considering that's an infinite amount of energy in a finite space. Have fun with that. I wish I was doing my essay right now instead of looking at this site. Granted. However, your essay turns out to be one of the worst ones ever. I really should be doing homework... but shard.... I wish I could focus on one thing at a time and not be distracted until I finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashertliden Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 Granted, but your first focus is correcting people on the internet. I wish that I had bonded the nightwatcher, becoming a Bondsmith. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 granted, but you break the bond and kill the nightwatcher. I wish I understood my math. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 granted. however, every calculator you touch, including phones, explodes now. I wish to be able to recall any book I've ever read, verbatim. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 Granted but every book you touch now explodes I wish for $100 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 (edited) Granted. Along with it, you get a marioplex dollars stuck into the economy, lowering that hundred dollars to almost nothing. I wish for marioplex times marioplex dollars. Edit: I'm an idiot. 2016 it is. Edited September 19, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen Posted September 19, 2018 Report Share Posted September 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Kidpen said: Edit: I'm an idiot. 2016 it is. Uhh I don't know what this means. 6 hours ago, Kidpen said: I wish for marioplex times marioplex dollars. Granted, but the resulting number is divided by zero. I wish for the ability to make people say anything I want. Oh, wait. Never mind. I can already do that. See: 6 hours ago, Kidpen said: I wish for someone to quote this line of text. I wish for no one to fact check anything said by me, and just assume that it is true. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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