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16 hours ago, Glaedr Firnen said:

I wish for a personal minion who will do whatever I say.

Granted, but the minion will never understand what you mean, and will interpret all your requests wrong.

I wish that Inklingspren was intelligent.

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3 minutes ago, TheVillageIdiot said:

I wish for an endless supply of glue.

Granted, but every time you try to use some of it, it spills on you, and as soon as it touches you it dries. There is also no way to unglue anything once it has been glued by this glue.

I wish to be able to do whatever I want with no negative consequences, for me or anyone else.

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1 hour ago, goody153 said:

I wish for a talking doll who gives me life advises

Granted, but the doll is super creepy, and no one else can hear it, so everyone thinks you are crazy. And the doll gives terrible advice.

I wish to die for one week, go to whatever afterlife is real, and then come back to life.

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On 9/14/2018 at 6:57 PM, Nothing-Ridiculous said:

Granted but you live in a world without refrigeration so the egg nog goes bad  very quickly in the other seasons

 

I wish for the ability to think of stuff to wish for

Granted, but you always forget what you were going to say when you start to type anything. 

 

I wish I was a worldhopper. 

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Granted. You have unlimited electricity running through your body. It does some weird stuff to the universe, considering that's an infinite amount of energy in a finite space. Have fun with that.

I wish I was doing my essay right now instead of looking at this site.

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51 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

Granted. You have unlimited electricity running through your body. It does some weird stuff to the universe, considering that's an infinite amount of energy in a finite space. Have fun with that.

I wish I was doing my essay right now instead of looking at this site.

Granted. However, your essay turns out to be one of the worst ones ever.

I really should be doing homework... but shard....

I wish I could focus on one thing at a time and not be distracted until I finished.

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Granted. Along with it, you get a marioplex dollars stuck into the economy, lowering that hundred dollars to almost nothing.

 

I wish for marioplex times marioplex dollars.

Edit: I'm an idiot. 2016 it is.

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6 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Edit: I'm an idiot. 2016 it is.

Uhh I don't know what this means.

6 hours ago, Kidpen said:

I wish for marioplex times marioplex dollars.

Granted, but the resulting number is divided by zero.

I wish for the ability to make people say anything I want. 

Oh, wait. Never mind. I can already do that. See:

6 hours ago, Kidpen said:

I wish for someone to quote this line of text.

I wish for no one to fact check anything said by me, and just assume that it is true.

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