WhiteEmporer Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 10 hours ago, goody153 said: I wish that insanity helps me in a good way Granted. You now have the many personalities of the character from Sanderson's book Legion. However, all of your personalities share an urge to insult you constantly. I wish for Adonalsium to be reformed--just for a moment--so that he can use infinite power and wisdom to create the most infinitely delicious piece of bacon in the universe. And then I want to eat it. Also please don't take my taste buds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sopranospren Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 4 hours ago, WhiteEmporer said: Granted. You now have the many personalities of the character from Sanderson's book Legion. However, all of your personalities share an urge to insult you constantly. I wish for Adonalsium to be reformed--just for a moment--so that he can use infinite power and wisdom to create the most infinitely delicious piece of bacon in the universe. And then I want to eat it. Also please don't take my taste buds. Granted. You are suddenly strictly vegetarian and cannot eat the bacon. I wish for a spren to be my friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deity Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 Granted, you have will have the best tasting piece of bacon in the entire universe. But, every other food will taste dull and bland in comparison and you will be forever tormented by the lack of flavor in everything. Resulting in you exterminating all pigs, and deeming them all unworthy of producing any more bacon. Now that that's over I wish for dragons to have existed and that to have them replace dogs as man's best friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 Granted, but no one can afford them because they eat so much. I wish for non-messy way to eat a burrito. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sopranospren Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 56 minutes ago, supersmith said: Granted, but no one can afford them because they eat so much. I wish for non-messy way to eat a burrito. Granted. Your hands each turn into a fork and a knife. I wish for magic powers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaedr Firnen Posted September 10, 2018 Report Share Posted September 10, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, sopranospren said: I wish for magic powers. Granted. However, everyone else in the world also gets magic powers, so you aren't special. I wish for all the time in the world. (Literally, I wish to have legal ownership rights for all of the time that ever has or will pass, ever) Edited September 10, 2018 by Glaedr Firnen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Deity Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 57 minutes ago, Glaedr Firnen said: Granted. However, everyone else in the world also gets magic powers, so you aren't special. I wish for all the time in the world. (Literally, I wish to have legal ownership rights for all of the time that ever has or will pass, ever) Granted. But you have to manage every minuscule moment of EVERYONES lives so that they follow what is supposed to happen, and detail in a report what will happen in the next 100 years. And if a mistake is spotted that doesn't match the report you shall be duly prosecuted in court. Which leads to a revised report being sent out that is adjusted to the mistakes made, and this report encompasses the next 200 years. I wish for the ability to have all my homework/tasks done CORRECTLY for the next 50 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 (edited) 56 minutes ago, The Deity said: I wish for the ability to have all my homework/tasks done CORRECTLY for the next 50 years. Granted, but it’s all plagiarized I wish for the ability to create drawings that look realistic Edited September 11, 2018 by Nothing-Ridiculous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, in fact it's too realistic that people start to think it's a picture and nobody ever believes that you drew it. Even when you drew it in from of them. I wish to meet the people i admire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 (edited) Granted but they always think your a criminal and call the cops on you. I wish for $12.87 Edited September 11, 2018 by supersmith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sopranospren Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 56 minutes ago, supersmith said: Granted but they always think your a criminal and call the cops on you. I wish for $12.87 Granted, but it's on a broken debit card. I wish to talk to hoid for an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, you get to talk to his corpse(hey you never said he had to respond) for an hour. I wish to gain the knowledge of the secrets of the universe 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 granted. It breaks your brain. I wish for a legal way to not pay taxes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanaton Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 39 minutes ago, supersmith said: I wish for a legal way to not pay taxes. Granted. You no longer have any income and thus cannot buy anything either. Your bane is exactly the same as your boon. I wish this game more closely followed the rules of the Nightwatcher boons and banes instead of the trickery of Genies and Leprechauns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted but you can’t participate I wish for the ability to fall asleep at will 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supersmith Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 (edited) Granted but your "sleep" is a coma. I wish to have the power to make people dance at random times. Edited September 11, 2018 by supersmith 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, but everything you hear is sped up and backwards. I wish to be able to google things in my mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing-Ridiculous Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted but you are restricted to looking at websites pre 2000's I wish to be able to lucid dream 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, but the one thing you can't control is the antagonist. They appear in every dream, and are able to counteract anything you do. I wish to never be hungry or thirsty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeneralHZRD Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Granted, but you can never eat or drink again, so you will never be able to experience good food again. I wish to grow an extra pair of arms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted, but the arms cannot be retracted and those arms are kinda fat and hairy(it grows too fast so shaving is futile). I wish for to have my own version of spidey sense 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted. Your own version of 'spidey sense' entails constantly having the feeling that spiders and running(crawling?) up and down your body. I wish for 6,452 dray weights in gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Granted. Your boon is that the gold, when touched, turns insubstantial until it is not being touched. I wish to be the protagonist in a high fantasy book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, Inklingspren said: Granted. Your boon is that the gold, when touched, turns insubstantial until it is not being touched. I wish to be the protagonist in a high fantasy book. Granted. Your boon is that you must live forever in the never ending cycle of rewashed ideas because your series is that profitable. I wish to change genders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Just now, QueenOfInk said: Granted. Your boon is that you must live forever in the never ending cycle of rewashed ideas because your series is that profitable. I wish to change genders Granted. You must also change species, and you do not remember your past life. I wish to always have the perfect comeback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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