Ink Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 Oof. At least there were a lot more Jedi that werent hunted by the Empire/First Order then... and Mace Windu Granted. You transform into a raven. However, you are someone's pet, have no ill bearing towards them, and want to stay with them. I wish to have a Verdant Aether. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiation Control 010203 Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Granted, you become a fully grown adult raven, however you have no clue about anything, how to fly, how to hunt, your memory is 100% empty. I wish I was able to set up a paddling pool instantaneously without spending ages messing about trying to get all the creases off the bottom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 13 hours ago, Radiation Control 010203 said: Granted, you become a fully grown adult raven, however you have no clue about anything, how to fly, how to hunt, your memory is 100% empty. I wish I was able to set up a paddling pool instantaneously without spending ages messing about trying to get all the creases off the bottom. I think you maaay have gotten ninjaed there, sule. Just a bit. But I'll grant it. However, you no longer have the capability to own a pool. On 8/7/2018 at 5:42 PM, Inklingspren said: Oof. At least there were a lot more Jedi that werent hunted by the Empire/First Order then... and Mace Windu Granted. You transform into a raven. However, you are someone's pet, have no ill bearing towards them, and want to stay with them. I wish to have a Verdant Aether. Also granted. However, you now constantly feel the compulsion to pet a dog. I wish for a puppy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Granted, you have a puppy now. That puppey is Tensoon and he is influenced by Ruin(Ati as vessel) I wish to become a Fullborn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 (edited) Granted. His name is Kelsier, and you love him very much. Your bane is that people are always trying to spike him. What’s up with that? I wish for a haiku. Edit: ninja’d Edited August 9, 2018 by Rebecca 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinOfTheLopen Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 16 hours ago, Rebecca said: Granted. His name is Kelsier, and you love him very much. Your bane is that people are always trying to spike him. What’s up with that? I wish for a haiku. Edit: ninja’d Granted, but any fish that comes within 5 feet of you turns into a shark. I wish I wasn't allergic to cats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted August 10, 2018 Report Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted, you aren't allergic to cats but you are now allergic to humans. I wish to be free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted. You're snapped up at once because who doesn't want a free slave? I wish to be expensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted. You are split into pieces and circulated as currency. I wish for Ene to rename herself Philbrook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 (edited) Granted. But it's only for a few minutes. Give me a second. Edit: Well, here you go. Feels weird. I wish to know what 'Philbrook' means. Edited August 11, 2018 by Philbrook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted, but only if I don't have to write Mistspren's eulogy when I visit this thread. Philbrook means "The philliest of the brooks" decipher that however. I wish to know @BitBitio's definition of Philbrook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted, but its in a different language, (Specifically Bitinese) and now you can only speak Bitnese. I wish to look at the Solar Eclipses without going blind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted, but now lunar eclipses (which are far more common) blind you if you even look in their general direction. I wish for something made out of wood that won't kill me in any way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Apollyon said: Granted, but now lunar eclipses (which are far more common)... Quote Me know. Granted, but turns out to be a pile of splinters. I wish to control my eye color. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 11, 2018 Report Share Posted August 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but turns out to be a pile of splinters. I wish to control my eye color. Granted, but you are blind now. I wish to have a pet dragon that is loyal to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 12, 2018 Report Share Posted August 12, 2018 Granted, but your awesome dragon is giant, and not potty trained. (S)He just goes when (s)he needs to, wherever (s)he happens to be at the moment. I wish for a purple panda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted August 12, 2018 Report Share Posted August 12, 2018 Granted, but it has the same problem with Ink's dragon. I wish for the sun to explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Granted, we all got obliterated(also relevant username for the wish). I wish for the obliterated galaxy to be reformed again with life and stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 The Nightwatcher has been obliterated. Not that that stops her from granting wishes. She's been obliterated countless times now. Granted. However, the only thing anyone IRL can now call you is 'goody153'. I wish for chocolate ice cream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but it tastes like vanilla. I wish to predict the future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanaton Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 24 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted, but it tastes like vanilla. I wish to predict the future. Granted, but while you can predict the future you are not granted the ability to know the future, so your predictions are really just guesses. I wish for the ability to know the curse associated with a potential wish and one additional wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but what you know is wrong. I wish for the Star Wars cantina music to be constantly audible to everyone on the Earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Uhh... okay. Granted. You now are deaf as well. I wish to be a Edgedancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Granted. However, you can only get stormlight from drinking apple juice, I wish for apple juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 Granted, but it's all from horse apples(no, that does not mean apples that horses eat). I wish for there to be peas among all the nations of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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