Ink Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: Well I already chirped like one. Granted. You can now travel forward in time, at a rate of 1 second per second. I wish I was a bird. Granted. You are a Kiwi bird. Have fun! I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich with every kind of cheese on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Granted, first a grilled pair of bread pops out in the midair then suddenly the bread parts as ALL CHEESE IN THE WORLD is summoned there. I wish for Syl to bond me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitBitio Posted July 26, 2018 Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 Granted. However Kaladin must first die so Syl goes insane. You are now bonded to an insane spren. I call upon the Nightwatcher to grant my book, and I wish for the gift of potato chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zehr Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Granted. You now have enormous, salty, delicious potato chips that are, inexplicably, sentient. Your curse is that you feel all of their agony as you consume them. Thankfully, you cannot read their thoughts. I wish for all living beings in the world to live happy, fulfilling lives. Even if they're a zebra and get eaten by a lion, at least they lived well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Granted. The world is now a happy place, everybody has somehow fulfilled their dreams etc etc. And from the shadows Ruin enters the world without opposition. Well at least everybody has been happy at some point before meeting their END. I wish for a coin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlin Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) Granted. you get a coin, it’s a token from chucke cheeses. For your bane you are physicly incapable of jumping now. I wish For the ability to make things glow Edited July 28, 2018 by Arlin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Granted. However, you yourself now glow as well - brighter than the sun. You blind anyone looking at you. I wish someone would grant Bit's book. I want to know what that even means. On 7/26/2018 at 0:56 AM, BitBitio said: I call upon the Nightwatcher to grant my book, and I wish for the gift of potato chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) His book has now been edited by President Grant. (Granted) However, he had to go back in time, and can't come back. I wish to be able to manipulate probabilty. Edited July 30, 2018 by Inklingspren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted July 30, 2018 Report Share Posted July 30, 2018 Granted. Sure you can now manipulate probability but never about yours. And every probability that involves you have odds not in your favor. I wish for splinter of a shard sidekick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 I considered giving you the Splinter from KotC, and trust me, that would have been a bane; but instead, I'll just say that you get kicked in the side by a random Splinter. It hurts. As your bane, you are forced to wear only one expression for the rest of your life. You can pick which. I wish to know if anyone agrees with me that FNAF is similar to the cosmere in that it's Connected in interesting ways, and there's a lot of dying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Granted. You have that knowledge. Your bane is now that everything you eat tastes and feels like Freddy's pizza. i wish to be able to combine all fictional universes into one giant multiverse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 Granted then canonically one of the lovecraftian cosmic horror, that one who sleeps all the time(because saying that him awake is a bad news is an understatement of all time) wakes up. I wish for people to serve the one true lord Cthulhu faithfully. (Cthulhu mythos from lovecraft) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) Granted. But you have become the plumber for Cthulhu. I wish for everyone to suffer the pains I have experienced. Edited July 31, 2018 by BringerofShadows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Granted, but now everyone hates you for this. I wish that the first day of school wasn’t approaching so fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goody153 Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Granted, but now school never happens anymore. Nobody gets education anymore and the world eventually plummets into the chaos due to illiteracy. The world is now in a post-apocalyptic state no thanks to you. I wish for Hemalurgically spiked cookies and me being a undiluted(original mistborn level power) soother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Granted. The cookies just sit uncomfortably in your stomach, and everytime you try to soothe, you heat up quickly as if you were tapping a brass metalmind. I wish to live in the pokemon world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlanetReelo Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life as metapod (no chance of evolving). I wish I could get my cat to love me :'D Edited August 2, 2018 by PlanetReelo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Meh. Metapod. Memeta. Metapodpod. *Translation: Granted. Your cat now loves you. Unfortunatley, now every stray cat loves you and comes into your house all the time. Meta. Tapod meh. Podpod. Metata. Metapod. *translation: i wish to become the Nightwatcher. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted August 2, 2018 Report Share Posted August 2, 2018 Granted, The nightwatcher absorbs your innate investiture, and you become the nightwatcher, but you have been absorbed not put in control. I wish to be a feruchemist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted. However, you are a Feruchemist right as Rashek takes the power at the Well, and are thus turned into one of the First Generation of Kandra. I wish to be able to forget the stories of books I've read so I can experience them anew every time I read them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, but you lose your memory in the process. I wish for the Universe to be explained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, it is a large collection of matter in some weird dark matter/energy/fluid, with a few notable points. your bane is you now are trapped in a spacesuit for the rest of your life. I wish to be able to eat anything I want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, but your desires are changed as your boon. All you now want to eat is human flesh. Have fun being a cannibal. I wish for the perfect work ethic. Feel free to quote my own words back at me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recneps Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, but you are constantly dissatisfied at your inability to produce perfect work. I wish for more potatoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 3, 2018 Report Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, but they all betray you. Every last one. Weeks later you meet them again, as they wear their gray armor, and you scream: @Grey Knight! Why would you do this? Ahem. *totally isn't harboring grudges* *actually isn't though, don't worry GK* I wish for more mimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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