Gancho Libre Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 Granted. however, because everyone rushed to get it done ASAP, they accidentally changed it to 'Frown'. I wish for the magical ability to ninja people over and over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 Granted, however you have to wear a bright orange tracksuit whenever you do. I wish I could create diamonds and other gems from the pressure of my grip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 (edited) Granted, but you can't control your grip, so everything you grab gets as squished as Roman Torchwick's Ghost, I wish to be the next avatar. Edited June 5, 2018 by Jehoiada 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 2, 2018 Report Share Posted June 2, 2018 Granted. However, you are afraid of water, live on a floating metal island, breath only through a gas mask, and blister easily I wish to yo my yoyo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: I wish to yo my yoyo. Granted. When you get back to your kitchen at home after visiting the Nightwatcher, your yo-yo is sitting on the counter. "Yo," you say. Unsurprisingly the yo-yo does not respond, because it is an inanimate object. You leave your yo-yo to go get some fro-yo with your bro, yo. Your bane is that you have lost the ability to tip-toe. Every time you try, you fall over. I wish for a living teddy bear named Professor Bartholdi Bartholomew Junior the Third. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Granted, but he dislikes his name and decides to change it. He legally changes his name to Professor Bartholdi Bartholomew Junior the Fourth. I wish for a very red shirt, so red that it is redder than red in the reddest possible way. Red. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Granted, but any who look at it are blinded by the redness of it. It is simply to pure a red. I wish for fuzzy purple pjs with pockets and cute little penguins on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Rebecca said: Granted, but any who look at it are blinded by the redness of it. It is simply to pure a red. I wish for fuzzy purple pjs with pockets and cute little penguins on them. Granted, but someone brings the penguins to life. They peck at you constantly. It's extremely annoying. I wish for @Ishar's Hemalurgic beaver to be mine and to love me forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Hmm... Granted, but the hemallurgic beaver loves you so much that it smothers you via hug. You die and it returns to @Ishar. I wish for an obscurely high number of kittens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Granted. Unfortunately, this number is so obscure that no one even know what it is. Your bane is that you must count them for all eternity. I wish for an obscenely high number of kittens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoiseSpren Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 Granted. You have about dozen of kittens. In your underwear. So obscene. I wish for windrunning kitten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) Granted, but flashback girl everyone knows that kittens are evil, thus your kitten is always trying to kill you. I wish to have shiny eyes. Edited June 5, 2018 by Jehoiada 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Granted, your eyes are so shiny and reflective that you effectively blind anyone you make eye contact with. You should see it when you’re on stormlight... I wish for exactly 29 hairs on my head that are still big enough to have a full head of hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Granted, however they always look unfashionable, no matter what style you have done to them, they're always in your eyes, and people always suspect you're wearing a wig no matter how much proof you give them. (And it's technically the worst comb-over in history...) I wish for bogeys that would explode upon impact with something (or someone) when flicked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Granted. These bogeys, however, need a leader, and they nominate you. You share their weaknesses. I wish that guilt didn't make me feel guilty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 (edited) Granted, but it makes you very very hungry for pasta. I wish for awesome culinary skills. Edited June 5, 2018 by Jehoiada 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Granted you have the culinary skills of Rock. In the way that you use chill dung in every meal. Even if you don’t put it in, it finds a way to infiltrate your cooking perfection. I wish to be a full foot taller than I am now in US Customary system and to stay that way and never grow/shrink ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Granted, but everything else grows shorter so you always have to duck. I wish for a hemalurgic duck to be friends with my hemalurgic beaver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 Granted, your duck and beaver come up with hemallurgic antics and intend on spiking some semi-useful attribute out of you. I wish that I wasn’t so obsessed with the color green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 @Jehoiada, if I am correct, you posted three times without obeying your boon. What punishment does this warrant, people of the Nightwatcher? 2 hours ago, Apollyon said: Granted, your duck and beaver come up with hemallurgic antics and intend on spiking some semi-useful attribute out of you. I wish that I wasn’t so obsessed with the color green. Granted, but now you're obsessed with singing "Show them how you frown" over and over again. It doesn't rhyme with the rest of the song, so you get grumpy. I wish for awesomeness. Not Lift's, mind you; that might tick her off and I don't want her wrath. Just ordinary awesomeness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Awesomeness is just perspective, therefore, by your own perspective, you are awesome, nobody else thinks that though. I wish for a attribute for my hemalurgic pets to be able to take 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 1 minute ago, Ishar said: Awesomeness is just perspective, therefore, by your own perspective, you are awesome, nobody else thinks that though. I wish for a attribute for my hemalurgic pets to be able to take Granted. That ability is to draw unicorn chalklings. The chalklings go rogue and kill your Hemalurgic pets. I wish for a funnel cake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Granted you get a funnel labeled ‘Cake’. The cake is a lie. I wish for a chicken that can survive being blended in a blender for hours on end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScarletSabre Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 Granted, however the chicken loses all of it's feathers from the blender, and though it's body reforms after being blended into a mush, it's rage remains, and it attempts to peck your eyes and tongue out with avian fury as soon as the blender stops. I wish for an infinite supply of Popcorn Chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 (edited) On 6/4/2018 at 9:28 PM, AonEne said: @Jehoiada, if I am correct, you posted three times without obeying your boon. Quote I fixed them, thanks for the reminder, I totally forgot. @ScarletSabre your wish is granted, but you may never eat anything other then popcorn chicken not even pasta. I wish for six seconds on the eastern shore and five breaths of the sweetest air. Edited June 6, 2018 by Jehoiada 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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