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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted. You get exactly enough money to make everyone fed.

I wish someone would answer Bits wish above.

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Granted, but as your bane Bits detroys you.

I wish Terry Prattchet was still alive and write more Disworld books.

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Granted. They all suck.

 

 

I wish for 3 more wishes.

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No. As your boon, you get a pie. As your bane, you are constantly in horrible pain.

I wish for a pie.

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Granted, but unfortunately, the pie isn't spiked.

I wish for @AonEne to actually get her little 17th Shard get-together thing to actually happen. (PLEASE!!!)

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Granted. You are always forgotten whenever invites for events are sent out to people.

I wish for a surgebinding bulldog.

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Granted. However, its oaths it swears prevents it from ever seeing you again.

 

 

I wish to become a moderator.

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1 hour ago, BitBitio said:

I wish to become a moderator.

Granted.  You are a moderator... of kindergarten squabbles.  You are the last word on whose crayon is whose, and -- Jimmy, stop pulling on Susan's ponytail this instant!

I wish to know which came first: the chicken, or the egg?

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The chicken, because evolution. You become an egg and start a whole new debate. 

 

I wish I was home from work 

 

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Granted, but because you got fired.

 

I wish for one question to ask Brandon Sanderson that he cannot RAFO.

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Granted, but the question has to be about Reckoners.

I wish Reckoners wasn’t Cosmere.

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Granted. It isn't

I wish for a stack o' waffles.

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Granted, it is a beautiful bronze statue of waffles, you cannot eat them.

I wish for my very own shardblade or awakened weapon.

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Granted, you now have a Shardblade, but it cannot be dismissed, and you have to carry it around with you everywhere.

I wish for some awesome shurikens.

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Granted, they are awesome in the same sense as Lift, they are slippery, you cannot grab them, and they slide everywhere with the softest nudge. 

3 minutes ago, Rebecca said:

 

I wish for some awesome shurikens.

 

I wish for the perfect cheesecake.

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Granted, but the cheesecake is so perfect that it believes you are unworthy of it’s presence.

I wish that no upvotes are ever to be given to anyone on this thread ever again.

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Granted, the untick immediately and ruin the websites algorithms, Eventually causing a corruption, the shard is deleted.

 

I wish I was Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor

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Granted. The Nightwatcher transforms you into a very special rock.

 

 

I wish for the ability to inhale Stormlight without swearing any ideals

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2 hours ago, Xtafa said:

Granted, the untick immediately and ruin the websites algorithms, Eventually causing a corruption, the shard is deleted.

 

I wish I was Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor

Granted. Congratulations, you just became a rock!

I wish to crush the rock.

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Granted, I receive flowers and a proclamation of a crush! <3

{its a curse, trust me}

I wish Larkin were real 

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Granted, but with the absence of Stormlight to feed on, they evolve to drain electricity instead, becoming a nuisance and causing rolling blackouts as they swarm to power stations and try and grow to Godzilla sizes.

I wish to be able to stick to and walk on walls as I please.

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Im okay with that, gim godzilla Larkin.

Granted, you are a snail.

I wish this damnation train was cold and comfy

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6 hours ago, BitBitio said:

I wish for the ability to inhale Stormlight without swearing any ideals

Granted. You now feed on stormlight. But you see everything upside down.

2 hours ago, Xtafa said:

I wish this damnation train was cold and comfy

Granted it is now cold and comfy. But is is going the wrong direction.

I call on the nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish that amazon wasn't going to do LOTR.

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Granted. Instead, it's given over to Michael Bay, and whoever was responsible for the Emoji Movie.

I wish for a lightsaber, preferably a double-bladed one!

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Granted, but you can’t cut or burn anything with it.

I wish for a door that can access the Dor. 

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