Zath Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, AonEne said: I wish the Misadventures thread made sense. Just kidding. What I really wish is to not be ninja'd. The Nightwatcher was about to unravel the mysteries of the Misadventures thread to you, but then you changed your mind before she could do so. A touch annoyed, she "grants" your new boon: from now on, whenever any ninjas are in your presence, a gigantic spotlight shines on them and a trumpet fanfare announces their presence to the world at large. This inevitably embarrasses the stealthy assassins, and they slink away in shame. No ninja can sneak up on you and "ninja" you anymore. Your bane is that the ninja labor union is constantly sending you angry letters, and you are banned from ever visiting Japan. Also, people will still sometimes post before you while you're typing up a reply. Sorry. I wish for a hoverboard that I can ride safely (and still have a lot of fun riding it). Edited May 1, 2018 by Zath 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Granted. I wish these images were smaller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zath Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 37 minutes ago, Kidpen said: Granted. Hooray! It's a hoverboard! <Zath enjoys riding around on it for weeks> Zath: (speaking to random bystander) Isn't my hoverboard great?! Random Bystander: Um.... that's not a hoverboard. It has wheels. Zath: WHAT?! Almighty above, you're right! My life is a LIE!! <breaks down and sobs> ...ahem. 39 minutes ago, Kidpen said: I wish these images were smaller. Granted, these images exist in a smaller size. These smaller sizes may only be used if you are posting from Tonga. I wish for a magical taxi cab. Just because. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Granted, but you don’t have any of the necessary magical currency to pay for a ride. I wish I had all of Hoid’s knowledge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Who Connects Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Kidpen said: I wish these images were smaller. This advice doesn't work if you're on mobile, but on my computer, I can resize images once they are in the textbox(not too different from Microsoft Word, actually) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted May 1, 2018 Report Share Posted May 1, 2018 Granted, but you can never share any of this newfound knowledge. I wish that I was eating a delicious, juicy steak right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted. You are in the matrix. And you know it. I wish I was a Steelrunner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but you can’t find any steel. I wish I could shape shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but only into a blobfish. I wish everyone knew the awesomeness of this song: My apologies that it's so big. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 13 minutes ago, AonEne said: Granted, but only into a blobfish. I wish everyone knew the awesomeness of this song: My apologies that it's so big. granted but none of them will ever watch RWBY i wish Dobby were alive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but he suffocates under his grave. I wish for Dobby to never have died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, NoBrandonBookIsTooLong said: granted but none of them will ever watch RWBY But whyyyyyyyyy? Also, does that means you watch RWBY? Granted. But every other character in the HP books dies. (Come at me, fans. I'm safe in my BS fandom.) I wish to see Cultivation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 7 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish to see Cultivation. granted but you will forever be stuck as a cognitive shadow on sel. i wish to meet harmony. @AonEne yes i do indeed watch RWBY Edited May 2, 2018 by NoBrandonBookIsTooLong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but you're stuck here with me. I wish to be not stuck here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) Granted, but he kills you. I wish to take Cultivation from @MacThorstenson Edit: Ninja’d too lazy to make a new one... Edited May 2, 2018 by Apollyon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, AonEne said: Granted, but you're stuck here with me. I wish to be not stuck here. granted but i follow you around forever i wish the next stormlight book was out and i could read the entire thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) Granted. However, it is immediately burned and you forget all of it after you finish. You have to finish it in 1 week. I wish I didn't forget to post a wish. Edited May 2, 2018 by Kidpen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 I don't know you well enough to say whether that's actually a boon or a bane, NBBITL. One week? That's easy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kidpen said: Granted. However, it is immediately burned and you forget all of it after you finish. You have to finish it in 1 week. I wish I didn't forget to post a wish. granted but you forget something else now what was it...? 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: I don't know you well enough to say whether that's actually a boon or a bane, NBBITL. it will mostly be me reading oblivious to the world i wish for a cryptic prophecy given by a cryptic spren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but it predicts the end of the world and you can never tell anyone. I wish for a real sphere with stormlight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jehoiada said: Granted, but it predicts the end of the world and you can never tell anyone. I wish for a real sphere with stormlight. granted but only a clear mark i wish to be the nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehoiada Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but you can never grant wishes. I wish for an aviary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkwalker Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 granted but you can never have any birds i wish to be able to grant wishes and still be the nightwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but only on the Shard, on this thread. I wish for a set of copperminds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistspren Posted May 2, 2018 Report Share Posted May 2, 2018 Granted, but you can’t use copper Feruchemy. I wish I could go to a Sanderson signing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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