Mistspren Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Fine. You get a turkey roasted until it was burnt to a crisp. Your friend realizes you gave him burnt turkey and leaves you forever. I wish to be a Fullborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron_Ape Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Granted, however you can only get your usuable allomantic metals from expensive items bought from an antique shop. Any others you burn will just make you sick. I wish for the greatest physical strength. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Granted. But your body becomes so large it is hard to move. I wish for a friend who had read the entire cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 3 hours ago, ElephantEarwax said: Granted. But your body becomes so large it is hard to move. I wish for a friend who had read the entire cosmere. Granted. You now have a friend who can read the whole word cosmere but not any other. I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be an expert in every known language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcoleptic Axolotl Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 8:07 PM, Nathrangking said: Granted. You now have a friend who can read the whole word cosmere but not any other. I call upon the powers of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be an expert in every known language. Sure. Just now you have a lisp so bad that no one can understand you. For my boon, I ask to be turned into a Mistborn. (I'd ask to be a radiant, but none of those powers seem like they'd be useful in my everyday life. Also I don't have a way of getting stormlight.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 15 hours ago, Narcoleptic Axolotl said: Sure. Just now you have a lisp so bad that no one can understand you. For my boon, I ask to be turned into a Mistborn. (I'd ask to be a radiant, but none of those powers seem like they'd be useful in my everyday life. Also I don't have a way of getting stormlight.) You are now a mistborn but you are cursed with vertigo. For my boon I would ask to never be cursed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 Granted. you will never be cursed. But for your bane you will never have any extremely good luck either. I wish to bond an unmade, as a radiant spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollyon Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 @ElephantEarwax Granted, but you don't receive any Radiant powers. I wish to receive fully charged hemallurgic spikes at any time for my own use without having to kill anyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanny Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 6:48 AM, ElephantEarwax said: Granted. you will never be cursed. But for your bane you will never have any extremely good luck either. I wish to bond an unmade, as a radiant spren. A bane is included as a curse. Asking the night watcher to not curse me would mean that it is a wash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme King Z-arc Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 3/8/2018 at 9:18 PM, Apollyon said: I wish to receive fully charged hemallurgic spikes at any time for my own use without having to kill anyone. You didn't have to do the killing but the spikes are made from the people closest to you I wish to have enough breaths for the tenth heightening 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Granted. But you are blind, so finding color is a problem. I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for a Shardblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 6 hours ago, ElephantEarwax said: Granted. But you are blind, so finding color is a problem. I call on the Nightwatcher to fill my boon. I wish for a Shardblade. Granted (a dead one), but you also get to bond a Windspren, meaning the shardblade screams in your head, and you don't get any radiant powers. Since you can't touch it, you can't unbond it to give it to someone else. I wish I saw the whole world upside-down. This just sounds really cool to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 Granted. You are permanently lashed upward, so that you fall away from the earth with the same acceleration you would otherwise fall towards it (I do hope you were indoors when you made the request, otherwise you're probably going to burn up on your ascent into outer space due to air resistance). I wish to receive the recipe for the best possible earth-approximation of chouta, transcribed in English, made from ingredients native to earth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 On March 26, 2018 at 6:13 PM, Drake Marshall said: Granted. You are permanently lashed upward, so that you fall away from the earth with the same acceleration you would otherwise fall towards it (I do hope you were indoors when you made the request, otherwise you're probably going to burn up on your ascent into outer space due to air resistance). I wish to receive the recipe for the best possible earth-approximation of chouta, transcribed in English, made from ingredients native to earth. Granted, but you notice that you are allergic to most ingredients needed to make Earth-chouta. Your friends all eat the chouta and love it, but you are left chouta-less and sad. I wish for the ability to meet Hoid, and take a professional insulting class from him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Granted. However you are transformed into a statue the moment that Hoid arrives. Hence your lessons come in the form of him insulting you for all eternity. I call upon the power of the Nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my name to be spoken of in awe from this day forward. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Granted. It will be spoken because you were a disappointment. (awww) I wish for a cherry pie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 On 3/27/2018 at 7:30 PM, ElephantEarwax said: Granted. It will be spoken because you were a disappointment. (awww) I wish for a cherry pie. Granted. Catered by the DA I wish my homework was done so I could stop stalling on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Granted. Your homework is done, and flawlessly at that, but however many points the assignment is worth is deducted from your next exam. I wish for an intuitive understanding of other languages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thinking Herald Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 Granted. However, you become mute, so you can't use any of them. I wish that no harm outside of the natural cycles befalls me, be it in the physical, cognitive, or spiritual, from this day on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvertShard Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) I'm just jumping in here so I don't know if my curses have been done yet. 10 hours ago, The Thinking Herald said: Granted. However, you become mute, so you can't use any of them. I wish that no harm outside of the natural cycles befalls me, be it in the physical, cognitive, or spiritual, from this day on. Granted but your natural life cycle is shortened to an instant and you die. I wish I was to a Shard as a Shard is to a mote of dust. Edited March 29, 2018 by InvertShard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 hour ago, InvertShard said: I'm just jumping in here so I don't know if my curses have been done yet. Granted but your natural life cycle is shortened to an instant and you die. I wish I was to a Shard as a Shard is to a mote of dust. Granted, but everyone hates you for it. A group of people band together and remove you from power. I wish for immortality, eternal youth, and an Honorblade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvertShard Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 33 minutes ago, Ashspren said: Granted, but everyone hates you for it. A group of people band together and remove you from power. I wish for immortality, eternal youth, and an Honorblade. Adonalsium much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashspren Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 1 hour ago, InvertShard said: Adonalsium much? Yeah, pretty much! Oh wait... I just realized that I probably get Shattered... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 14 hours ago, The Thinking Herald said: Granted. However, you become mute, so you can't use any of them. Actually, I'll gladly take that deal. I can still listen, read, and write. Not to mention the fact that I deliberately worded it to include programming languages. 3 hours ago, Ashspren said: I wish for immortality, eternal youth, and an Honorblade. A threefold wish, but very well. I grant you immortality, at the cost of your freedom. I bind you where you stand. From this ground you shall never stray, else you wither away. Your essence will diminish, approaching utter nonbeing but never quite reaching it, until you return to this place. I grant you eternal youth, at the cost of your strength. You shall struggle and shake to lift a mere writing implement, and you shall be as such for the duration of your unnaturally prolonged existence. By no means, magical or mundane, shall you overcome this. I grant you an Honorblade, at the cost of your ties to this world. All of your possessions save the Honorblade find their way into the hands of others, and all your acquaintances, friends, and loved ones are estranged from you. From now on, nothing you hold onto, save this Honorblade, will remain long with you. (The alternative was to make you Talanel, and nobody deserves such a fate. Enjoy your threefold boon.) I wish for a sand-witch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InvertShard Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 (edited) Sure have a poisoned sandwich so i can watch you collapse into a twitching heap. I wish I could hop Cosmeres like a Worldhopper hops worlds. Edited March 29, 2018 by InvertShard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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