Nathrangking Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadwalker said: Granted. Shoulda asked for invincibility or eternal youth, though I wish for the people in this thread to start giving much funnier, more creative answers. Granted. Now everyone on this thread, but you have far more creative answers. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a mind like a steel trap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nathrangking said: Granted. Now everyone on this thread, but you have far more creative answers. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a mind like a steel trap. Granted, you can now remember everything you have ever done, but the bad/embarrassing things you have done are whispered in your mind permanently. I wish for unlimited birthday cakes. Edited August 18, 2017 by ElephantEarwax Spelling Fix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: Granted, you can now remember everything you have ever done, but the bad/embarrassing things you have done are whispered in your mind permanently. I wish for unlimited birthday cakes. Granted , but they taste like ash. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be supreme master of the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Granted. The cosmere is a book series. You now sit in your room and order the words in the pages to rearrange themselves. (You look kinda silly.) I wish for world peace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadwalker said: Granted. The cosmere is a book series. You now sit in your room and order the words in the pages to rearrange themselves. (You look kinda silly.) I wish for world peace. Granted, Everyone in the world gets a piece of pie. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be omniscient. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenod Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Nathrangking said: Granted, Everyone in the world gets a piece of pie. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be omniscient. Granted. As your bane you are transported to a reality containing a single hydrogen atom. You now know everything about this reality. I wish that I had an army of sentient foxes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, kenod said: Granted. As your bane you are transported to a reality containing a single hydrogen atom. You now know everything about this reality. I wish that I had an army of sentient foxes. Granted. Your bane is that you are not in control of that army. I wish that I could time travel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, King Cole said: Granted. Your bane is that you are not in control of that army. I wish that I could time travel Granted. You can time travel, but you can not remember what time period you came from or who you are. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have everything I eat taste good and be healthy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Just now, ElephantEarwax said: Granted. You can time travel, but you can not remember what time period you came from or who you are. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have everything I eat taste good and be healthy. Granted. You can't taste anything I wish for immortality 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveLate Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, King Cole said: Granted. You can't taste anything I wish for immortality Granted, you will forever be remembered in history as the person who forgot the word physical. I wish for a donut, still warm with glazing. Edited August 18, 2017 by FiveLate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, FiveLate said: Granted, you will forever be remembered in history as the person who forgot the word physical. I wish for a donut, still warm with glazing. Granted, but you cannot eat it. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for a donut I can eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveLate Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, ElephantEarwax said: Granted, but you cannot eat it. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for a donut I can eat. Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old. I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 I donut understand... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveLate Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 Bah no one gets Dresden Files reference...I am shocked..... Ok I wish for a cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 3 hours ago, FiveLate said: Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old. I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference! I got it! Eldest Gruff...I love that scene! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, FiveLate said: Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old. I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference! The nightwatcher catches it. And then throws it again. Don't ask me how that works. Edit: oops, I didn't see the next page. Quote Ok I wish for a cat. Granted. Here is a lifeless koloss-cat, imprinted with the command "destroy furniture." I wish for a small bag of clearmarks. Edited August 19, 2017 by Drake Marshall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiveLate Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said: imprinted with the command "destroy furniture." Isn't that basic cat imprint? Not koloss cat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix2563 Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said: I wish for a small bag of clearmarks. Granted. Here is your bag of clearmarks. Your cognitive aspect is now tied to them. Each one that you lose track of will cost you a piece of your mind. I wish for the final copyedit of Oathbringer, fully accessible and in English to arrive at my doorstep tonight for my reading pleasure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 41 minutes ago, phoenix2563 said: I wish for the final copyedit of Oathbringer, fully accessible and in English to arrive at my doorstep tonight for my reading pleasure Granted. You now have the final copyedit of Oathbringer. Now the only language you are only able to read is Latin. I wish to be rid of depression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix2563 Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Firerust said: Granted. You now have the final copyedit of Oathbringer. Now the only language you are only able to read is Latin. Opus hodie est satus Anglis tum classes! Edited August 19, 2017 by phoenix2563 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for my wallet to always be full of legal tender money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Nathrangking said: tender money. Tender enough... To scream in pain when you touch them? XD I want peace and quiet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 21, 2017 Report Share Posted August 21, 2017 28 minutes ago, Roadwalker said: Tender enough... To scream in pain when you touch them? XD I want peace and quiet. Granted, You are the only being in the universe and you eventually lose your mind due to the isolation. I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be correct regardless of what I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snipexe Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Nathrangking said: I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be correct regardless of what I say. Granted, but now you can't talk. I humbly ask to be humble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted August 22, 2017 Report Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) Quote I humbly ask to be humble. Granted, but now everything you say will be depreciating yourself. I wish to eat a chocolate sundae Edited August 22, 2017 by Sami 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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