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2 hours ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. Shoulda asked for invincibility or eternal youth, though :D

I wish for the people in this thread to start giving much funnier, more creative answers.

Granted. Now everyone on this thread, but you have far more creative answers.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a mind like a steel trap.

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1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted. Now everyone on this thread, but you have far more creative answers.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have a mind like a steel trap.

Granted, you can now remember everything you have ever done, but the bad/embarrassing things you have done are whispered in your mind permanently.

I wish for unlimited birthday cakes.

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13 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted, you can now remember everything you have ever done, but the bad/embarrassing things you have done are whispered in your mind permanently.

I wish for unlimited birthday cakes.

Granted , but they taste like ash.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be supreme master of the cosmere.

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1 minute ago, Roadwalker said:

Granted. The cosmere is a book series. You now sit in your room and order the words in the pages to rearrange themselves.

(You look kinda silly.)

I wish for world peace.

Granted, Everyone in the world gets  a piece of pie.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be omniscient.

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1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Granted, Everyone in the world gets  a piece of pie.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to be omniscient.

Granted. As your bane you are transported to a reality containing a single hydrogen atom. You now know everything about this reality.
I wish that I had an army of sentient foxes.

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2 minutes ago, kenod said:

Granted. As your bane you are transported to a reality containing a single hydrogen atom. You now know everything about this reality.
I wish that I had an army of sentient foxes.

Granted. Your bane is that you are not in control of that army. 

I wish that I could time travel

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17 minutes ago, King Cole said:

Granted. Your bane is that you are not in control of that army. 

I wish that I could time travel

Granted. You can time travel, but you can not remember what time period you came from or who you are.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have everything I eat taste good and be healthy.

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Just now, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted. You can time travel, but you can not remember what time period you came from or who you are.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to have everything I eat taste good and be healthy.

Granted. You can't taste anything

I wish for immortality

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5 minutes ago, King Cole said:

Granted. You can't taste anything

I wish for immortality

Granted, you will forever be remembered in history as the person who forgot the word physical. 

I wish for a donut, still warm with glazing.

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1 minute ago, FiveLate said:

Granted, you will forever be remembered in history as the person who forgot the word physical. 

I wish for a donut, still warm with glazing.

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for a donut I can eat. 

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1 minute ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Granted, but you cannot eat it.

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish for a donut I can eat. 

Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old.

I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference!

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4 hours ago, FiveLate said:

Granted but it is a fruitcake donut over 100years old.

I wish someone had caught my donut wish reference!

The nightwatcher catches it. And then throws it again. Don't ask me how that works.

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Ok I wish for a cat.

Granted. Here is a lifeless koloss-cat, imprinted with the command "destroy furniture."

 

I wish for a small bag of clearmarks.

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1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said:

I wish for a small bag of clearmarks.

Granted.  Here is your bag of clearmarks.  Your cognitive aspect is now tied to them.  Each one that you lose track of will cost you a piece of your mind.

I wish for the final copyedit of Oathbringer, fully accessible and in English to arrive at my doorstep tonight for my reading pleasure :)

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41 minutes ago, phoenix2563 said:

I wish for the final copyedit of Oathbringer, fully accessible and in English to arrive at my doorstep tonight for my reading pleasure :)

Granted. You now have the final copyedit of Oathbringer. Now the only language you are only able to read is Latin.

I wish to be rid of depression.

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28 minutes ago, Roadwalker said:

Tender enough... To scream in pain when you touch them? XD

I want peace and quiet.

Granted, You are the only being in the universe and you eventually lose your mind due to the isolation.

 

I call upon the powers of the nightwatcher to fulfill my boon. I wish to always be correct regardless of what I say.

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