Shqueeves Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 You failed to make a wish. I wish for more wishes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storming Radiant Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Granted. You can now make infinite wishes, But they will only be fulfilled after you eat an elephant. I wish I can come up withe better answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 You will come up with answers so good that no one else understands them. I wish for the ability to turn myself into a duck with a Nahel bond. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 (That can be interpreted two ways: you wish to turn yourself into a duck that has a Nahel bond, or you wish to be able to turn yourself [presumably at will] into a duck with a Nahel bond. I'm gonna go with the first one) Granted, but you are permanently a duck. You can't change back into a human. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leviathan Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 I wish that I could change my body at will to match my gender identity... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you can never ever recieve any boons or gifts. I wish I had a pizza. Edited July 10, 2017 by Toaster Retribution 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leviathan Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 Granted. The Pizza contains Potassium Benzoate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 You have failed to make a wish!!! The nightwatcher stares at you expectantly, waiting for a wish that will never come. After a very long, awkward silence, she pries open your mouth to see if you do in fact have a tongue. She discovers you do, and is angered by your insolence to visit her and remain silent. She shouts "have it your way" and rips out your tongue, so you will remain silent forevermore. I wish for an interesting vial of metal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted July 12, 2017 Report Share Posted July 12, 2017 You get a sparkly vial of silver. However, when you touch the vial of metal, you forget your name, age, where you live, and the names of ally your family members. I wish for infinite money (in dollars, spheres, etc.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 On 7/12/2017 at 0:33 AM, FiveLate said: You receive an infinite number of colorful seashells that were used as currency by an extinct tribe on an isolated island no one knows the location of. However, you now have to find your way out of this infinite pile of shells before you die of dehydration. I wish Reckoners was part of the Cosmere! Muhahaha! Very well. The nightwatcher ascends to become Calamity, the dual shard of Odium and Ruin. Forevermore she assigns people "gifts" that give them fantastic superpowers. However these gifts open people up to Calamity's influence, making them evil. This causes death and destruction on a level that makes the desolations look like child's play. What's more, earth is teleported into the cosmere just as the nightwatcher ascends and begins wreaking havoc. Enjoy. I wish for something I won't regret wishing for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: I wish for something I won't regret wishing for. Granted. You wish to leave this thread. I wish to visit Shadesmar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent34 Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 4 minutes ago, Zennix said: Granted. You wish to leave this thread. I wish to visit Shadesmar. Granted. You are now in the Selish region of Shadesmar and due to your lack of preparation you're promptly killed. I wish for some pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Agent34 said: Granted. You are now in the Selish region of Shadesmar and due to your lack of preparation you're promptly killed. I wish for some pie. Granted. One delicious fresh baked pie coming up. Straight from the dark alley. I wish for an axehound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 12 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: Granted. One delicious fresh baked pie coming up. Straight from the dark alley. I wish for an axehound. Granted. You forget all of your computer passwords. i wish for a pet dragon. Edited July 16, 2017 by winter devotion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 59 minutes ago, winter devotion said: Granted. You forget all of your computer passwords. i wish for a pet dragon. Granted. You get a dragon that shoots fire its other end. I wish to make this Bane permanent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Zennix said: Granted. You get a dragon that shoots fire its other end. I wish to make this Bane permanent. Are you sure that's not my boon? <3 granted You start shooting fire from your rear end whenever you sneeze. I wish for world peace. Edited July 16, 2017 by winter devotion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent34 Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 5 hours ago, winter devotion said: Are you sure that's not my boon? <3 granted You start shooting fire from your rear end whenever you sneeze. I wish for world peace. Granted. From now on wherever you have hair is now bald and wherever there is hairless skin is now covered with hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 You did not make a wish, so you will get two boons instead (yes, I'm evil). The first one is that your left thumb will itch as long as you live. The second is that whenever you scratch it, Odium will come for you. I wish for a weapon I can kill the Nightwatcher with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiapet Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 Granted. You are now fundamentally incapable of committing any action that causes sapient creatures harm. I wish that I could magically pull objects from books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wordsmith Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 Granted. Your bane is that you pull the main antagonist out as well. I wish that I could come up with a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 17 hours ago, Wordsmith said: Granted. Your bane is that you pull the main antagonist out as well. I wish that I could come up with a wish. Granted. You just did. As your bane, you forget that you just came up with a wish and made the above post, and feel the compulsion to return to the nightwatcher and make another wish. I wish for an elephant. What could possibly go wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) Boon: You get one elephant that eats and poops twice as much as normal. Bane: you can never go more that 20ft. From your over eating/pooping elephant. Wish: I wish for an awesome boon/bane idea. Edited July 17, 2017 by hoidhunter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abnegation Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 Quote I wish for an awesome boon/bane idea. Granted. But you forget the idea whenever you try to post it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, abnegation said: Granted. But you forget the idea whenever you try to post it. No wish? You walk dangerous grounds. The customary protocol in this case is to assign you two banes. Bane number one is that whenever you open a door you have to wait five full seconds before entering, or suffer a horrible and painful death. Bane number two is that control of your left and right hands are switched. You'll get used to it eventually, but good luck in the meantime... I wish for a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrikerEZ Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Drake Marshall said: No wish? You walk dangerous grounds. The customary protocol in this case is to assign you two banes. Bane number one is that whenever you open a door you have to wait five full seconds before entering, or suffer a horrible and painful death. Bane number two is that control of your left and right hands are switched. You'll get used to it eventually, but good luck in the meantime... I wish for a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar. You now have a complete catalogue of the spren of Roshar, but it's all in the Women's Script. You also now do not have access to the Coppermind or the post(s) on the Shard where they translated the Women's Script. I wish to be able to create money of any kind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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