Gizmosowner Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 13 minutes ago, Idealistic Mistborn said: Granted, you have the bottom half of a hourglass, you bane is that now you have to use it once per day, and refill it when all the sand falls. I wish for the best dinner ever. Granted, your dinner was made by my lord Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor and includes large chunks of chull shell and dung. Some of the dung is human. i wish for multiple boons without any banes. I wish for my first boon to be infinite knowledge and power yet still with infinite compassion and still with the ability to use my power 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 On 3/22/2017 at 3:21 PM, Gizmosowner said: Granted, your dinner was made by my lord Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor and includes large chunks of chull shell and dung. Some of the dung is human. i wish for multiple boons without any banes. I wish for my first boon to be infinite knowledge and power yet still with infinite compassion and still with the ability to use my power You have broken the laws of the Nightwatcher's way of working, and have thus created a paradox in which nothing is gained or lost and you receive neither a boon or a bane, which is too bad, because that was a good wish. I wish for motivation to stop procrastinating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hemalurgic Headshot Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Granted. The Nightwatcher curses you with a vicious monster that lurks in the shadows that will rip of your face and eat your soul in your sleep if you are not sufficiently productive that day. On the plus side, you will never be lazy! I wish for strengths that perfectly counter my weaknesses, making me a complete and fully-capable-in-every-situation individual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 (edited) Granted. You are now dead. Strengths: you no longer have to deal with anything in this world. Weaknesses: you are no longer capable of dealing with anything in this world. The strengths balance out the weaknesses. In all situations under the sun. I wish for... Hm. I wish I weren't sick anymore. EDIT: Sorry nightwatcher, but I've recovered before you could grant my wish, and so I now retract it without receiving a bane! Instead... I wish for the best thing to wish for. Edited March 25, 2017 by Drake Marshall 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 20 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: Granted. You are now dead. Strengths: you no longer have to deal with anything in this world. Weaknesses: you are no longer capable of dealing with anything in this world. The strengths balance out the weaknesses. In all situations under the sun. I wish for... Hm. I wish I weren't sick anymore. EDIT: Sorry nightwatcher, but I've recovered before you could grant my wish, and so I now retract it without receiving a bane! Instead... I wish for the best thing to wish for. The Nightwatcher mercifully retracts your original wish after deep consideration, and gives you the best thing you could wish for -- eternal happiness. Unfortunately, you have no one to share that eternal happiness with, leaving you unable to experience true joy in the company of others, despite being so happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 You didn't wish, @Firerust the Terris Gyorn!!! You now have the ultimate bane... the Bane of Incarna. Good luck. I wish for more chocolate muffins. And Oreos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sworn-Defender Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Brightness Enna said: I wish for more chocolate muffins. And Oreos. Granted. You now have unlimited Chocolate Muffins and Oreos. Your Bane is that you get violently ill when trying to eat anything BUT Chocolate Muffins and Oreos. I wish for the perfect sense of comedic timing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted March 30, 2017 Report Share Posted March 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Brightness Enna said: You didn't wish, @Firerust the Terris Gyorn!!! You now have the ultimate bane... the Bane of Incarna. Good luck. I wish for more chocolate muffins. And Oreos. (That's right, I did forget my wish. My apologies.) Granted. You have more chocolate muffins and Oreos, but your mouth has been subsequently erased to keep you from being able to eat them, forcing you to do something else with them. I wish to casually meet Brandon Sanderson in person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 (edited) Another divergence in the paths of wishing! Only one way to fix it... Commence insulting wish granting!!! 1 hour ago, Sworn-Defender said: I wish for the perfect sense of comedic timing. Granted. Your many mistakes in life are perfectly timed so as to provide other people the maximum entertainment. 1 hour ago, Firerust the Terris Gyorn said: I wish to casually meet Brandon Sanderson in person. Granted. You casually meet Brandon Sanderson. Since Sanderson is still in his right mind when you meet him, he finds you intolerably obnoxious, and you never see him again. I wish for an awakened abacus. Edited March 31, 2017 by Drake Marshall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Granted. The results of any calculations you carry out using your awakened abacus is added to your age. Therefore, the more you use it, the older you get. I wish for double steel compounding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Zennix said: The results of any calculations you carry out using your awakened abacus is added to your age. Therefore, the more you use it, the older you get. Who says I can't calculate negative values sometimes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said: Who says I can't calculate negative values sometimes? You are the one who determines the problems... IMMORTALITY! two boons in one! mwahahahahahhhh 14 minutes ago, Zennix said: Granted. The results of any calculations you carry out using your awakened abacus is added to your age. Therefore, the more you use it, the older you get. I wish for double steel compounding. Granted. You can burn steel for Allomantic and Feruchemical effects. Cool. You lose the ability to read. You can relearn but you will never be as good as you were ever again. evil laughter I wish to never get sore ever again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 15 minutes ago, Drake Marshall said: Who says I can''t calculate negative values sometimes? Haha! Did you just try to outsmart the Nightwatcher? For that you will get a bonus bane. You keep growing older and older but you can't die. You finally become Hoed but nobody can find a Shardpool to disintegrate you. This is why no one messes with the Nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 10 hours ago, Brightness Enna said: You are the one who determines the problems... IMMORTALITY! two boons in one! mwahahahahahhhh Granted. You can burn steel for Allomantic and Feruchemical effects. Cool. You lose the ability to read. You can relearn but you will never be as good as you were ever again. evil laughter I wish to never get sore ever again. Granted. However, you shall not be able to feel any pain...or pleasure. You now live a monotone existence. I wish to become steeldancer (edgedancer with steel compounding abilities) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Granted. The nightwatcher takes away all your coordination. It is now challenging to move around at a normal speed without falling or hurting yourself. Using your abilities would prove... Dangerous. I wish to replace the nightwatcher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Staccato Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 17 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: I wish to replace the nightwatcher. And so she gets replaced - however since you named no replacement, the nightwatcher is instead succeeded by the Joker. And so we all die horrible deaths. @Drake Marshall you choke on a sandwich of Rock's own design. I drown in Shadesmar. And the next poster, whoever he or she is, gets mistaken by Kaladin as Amaram and dies accordingly. I wish for guidance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 13 minutes ago, Mr. Staccato said: And so she gets replaced - however since you named no replacement, the nightwatcher is instead succeeded by the Joker. And so we all die horrible deaths. @Drake Marshall you choke on a sandwich of Rock's own design. I drown in Shadesmar. And the next poster, whoever he or she is, gets mistaken by Kaladin as Amaram and dies accordingly. I wish for guidance. You are guided to the River Lethe in the underworld where your memory gets wiped off permanently, including your memories of Brandon Sanderson's books. I wish to become a Returned with unlimited Breaths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kplynch21 Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 8 hours ago, Zennix said: You are guided to the River Lethe in the underworld where your memory gets wiped off permanently, including your memories of Brandon Sanderson's books. I wish to become a Returned with unlimited Breaths. You die from Kaladin as he tortures you in Braize until you grant him all your breaths. I want to take up the power of Odium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Kplynch21 said: You die from Kaladin as he tortures you in Braize until you grant him . all your breaths. I want to take up the power of Odium. Granted. But you are so consumed by hatred of your existence that you commit suicide by splintering yourself. I wish for a pet Chasmfiend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 12 hours ago, Mr. Staccato said: And so she gets replaced - however since you named no replacement, the nightwatcher is instead succeeded by the Joker. And so we all die horrible deaths. @Drake Marshall you choke on a sandwich of Rock's own design. I drown in Shadesmar. And the next poster, whoever he or she is, gets mistaken by Kaladin as Amaram and dies accordingly. I wish for guidance. Well that went dark... why so serious? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Staccato Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Drake Marshall said: Well that went dark... why so serious? I was dropped into a vat of chemicals and arose with a glasglow smile and a tangle of seriously unfashionable sea-weed green hair. 4 hours ago, Zennix said: Granted. But you are so consumed by hatred of your existence that you commit suicide by splintering yourself. I wish for a pet Chasmfiend. Spoiler Keep in a fish-tank please, thank you. Voila. I wish Oathbringer would feature Brandon's first cross-over couple. Edited April 2, 2017 by Mr. Staccato 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Mr. Staccato said: I was dropped into a vat of chemicals and arose with a glasglow smile and a tangle of seriously unfashionable sea-weed green hair. Is that the story... Sometimes I remember differently. If I'm going to have a past, I'd prefer it be multiple choice! But anyway, my point is, that must have made for something of a bad day... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Granted. The crossover couple is Kar (Inquisitor) and Eshonai (Parshendi). Their relationship encourages Odium and Ruin to form an alliance which leads to the complete destruction of the Cosmere. I wish to date Shallash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Granted. The relationship ends suddenly when you try to take a picture with her, and Shalash attacks you to prevent her likeness being captured. In the end she drives you raving insane with her lightweaving. I believe what doesn't kill you makes you... Stranger. I'm sorry. I had to keep up the references, especially since the nightwatcher is still technically replaced and so the bane reflects it... I wish for something that is worth the costs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kplynch21 Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Drake Marshall said: Granted. The relationship ends suddenly when you try to take a picture with her, and Shalash attacks you to prevent her likeness being captured. In the end she drives you raving insane with her lightweaving. I believe what doesn't kill you makes you... Stranger. I'm sorry. I had to keep up the references, especially since the nightwatcher is still technically replaced and so the bane reflects it... I wish for something that is worth the costs. Granted. You get a copy of Oathbringer (worth the money), in return you become blind and can't read it, and no audiobook comes out because the book is too long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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