theRoyalDingus Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, MacThorstenson said: I am sorry, but that information is restricted to denizens. If you sell someone a cookie, then we will tell you. Sounds nice and legal to me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 34 minutes ago, Tesh said: I can contribute Rock's apple pie recipe. I think we currently only have cherry pie... apple pie might be a good addition. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 4, 2018 Report Share Posted March 4, 2018 Guys, we are becoming predictable. There is this fellow, Archer, and he has created guide to spotting dark alley members. If there is enough information on us that someone can gather our names and post them in a guide book, we are in trouble! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) This sounds deeply disturbing, I think we should give this Archer fellow a gift basket of cookies. Edited March 5, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 I think he's on to us. He knows who we are. Have you read his sig? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 I have read his signature and I am deeply offended, I am not mentioned in his list. I say we start compiling a list of anti-Dark Ally people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted March 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 47 minutes ago, The Forgetful Archivist said: I have read his signature and I am deeply offended, I am not mentioned in his list. I say we start compiling a list of anti-Dark Ally people. We have one, it'll be in the welcome pack for new lurkers, listed under appendix H (future victims) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 55 minutes ago, Voidus said: listed under appendix H (future victims) Where would I find this appendix? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Don't know about this one, but most appendixes belonging to our future victims can be found on the end of a spike. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 I am also worried. He has singled me out almost specifically with the breath warning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Can't seem to see his sig. How do I view it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Turn on sigs in your settings, or find a post of his. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Hello! I ate a cookie, but all I have is this terrible weight in my stomach. I think I may be a cognitive shadow? Seeking advice, help, or if neither of those is forthcoming, I will also accept more cookies (I may have a problem). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zelly Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wait no..........I coughed it back up. Well most of it. Eww. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Zellyia said: Wait no..........I coughed it back up. Well most of it. Eww. Why? Our secret cocktail of artificial additives has been known to cause superpowers as well as death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 Any bad side effects can be avoided by becoming a full member, this includes many benefits including gold compounding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeMarshall Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 17 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: Don't know about this one, but most appendixes belonging to our future victims can be found on the end of a spike. Hmmm I'm betting a spike to the appendix can steal aluminum allomancy, because both the appendix and aluminum allomancy are regarded as useless* to possess. Time to hunt up my experiment archives on obscure bind points. *The dark alley may or may not have found uses for both of these assets, in fields including but potentially not limited to: culinary arts, sequestration of investiture, genetic experimentation, hemalurgically induced telepathy, and hemalurgically induced mind control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted March 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 In light of his service to the Alleys, I would like to thank our new head of Counterintelligence, @MacThorstenson We have some bakers working on a celebratory cake but they're having trouble getting the batter to rise along the 13th dimension, we appreciate your patience while we locate some spikes of dimensionSight to assist them in their efforts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 8 hours ago, Voidus said: In light of his service to the Alleys, I would like to thank our new head of Counterintelligence, @MacThorstenson We have some bakers working on a celebratory cake but they're having trouble getting the batter to rise along the 13th dimension, we appreciate your patience while we locate some spikes of dimensionSight to assist them in their efforts. Thank you for this appointment. I will do my best to serve the DA faithfully in this office. To keep the secrets of the dark alleys away from our enemies, and to counter their efforts to destroy us. Anyone who would like to join the counterintelligence division, ask me in PM or post in the thread. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ElephantEarwax Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 I will assist in any way I can. *Kneels down and proffers sword.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 I am deeply interested in this post. As I already have ties to the Knights Awkward and the Canton of Combat I believe I could be a valuable asset. I would prefer to be stationed in Fjordell, as some of that Dakhor monk stuff seems weirdly reminiscent of hemallurgy. I believe Dakhor cookies would be a great mechanism to lure in new recruits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 18 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: I will assist in any way I can. *Kneels down and proffers sword.* Thank you. I have added you to the Division's PM. 17 minutes ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: I am deeply interested in this post. As I already have ties to the Knights Awkward and the Canton of Combat I believe I could be a valuable asset. I would prefer to be stationed in Fjordell, as some of that Dakhor monk stuff seems weirdly reminiscent of hemallurgy. I believe Dakhor cookies would be a great mechanism to lure in new recruits. Your ties will be extremely useful to the department, we will be glad to have you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 I too would assist in preserving, protecting and expanding the DA in any and all ways possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacThorstenson Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 I have added you to the PM. @The Forgetful Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forgetful Archivist Posted March 7, 2018 Report Share Posted March 7, 2018 Just now, MacThorstenson said: I have added you to the PM. @The Forgetful Archivist thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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