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10 hours ago, Turbonator said:

For some reason, this feels like an insult, at least to me, even though it isn't.

It's a reference to the fact that Returned always look like their idea of what they should look like, so mostly extremely handsome and/or beautiful.

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Here's what you do; you take every opportunity to go refill your beverage so that there is a chance that, when you return, someone of the attractive sex has occupied your reading spot, and you may act accordingly. Or is that just me, because I am, quite literally, Elend Venture?

Or,

"Ising for the you of the being with you free for a date on Saturday?"

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After a casual ice-breaker discussion on the merits or otherwise of string theory:

In Elantris
I hope you're a better geographer than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

In the fjordell empire
I hope you're a better orthopaedic surgeon than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

In the rose empire
I hope you're a better sculptor than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

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Call me Ashe, cause I'll be seon you tonight

Are you a misting? Because you're the only Tineye see

Is your name Hoid, because you are out of this world

We are a stick

Spoiler

I must be Jasnah, cause you got me in the heart.

I must be Dalinar because you look like a vision.

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