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Sanderson Pickup Lines!

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Did you just spike me with zinc? 'Cause I feel my emotional fortitude slipping...

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Girl, someone lashed us together.
I can't wait to Awaken our relationship.
My heart has just begun tapping iron.

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OP appears to be attempting to Compound posting I see...

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Are you a Duralim Ferring, because I'm feeling a connection between us.

Also, the not so distant cousin pick up line : I must be tapping chromium, because I sure was fortunate to have met you. 

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Are you a Smedry? Because you obviously have the Talent of taking my breath away.

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Is there a mateform spren somewhere around here?

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On 01/11/2016 at 2:32 PM, Figberts said:

Is there a mateform spren somewhere around here?

that one's just a bit too forward XD

Want to come inside my chrysalis?

Girl, I'm so glad I burned gold those years ago.

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Did I just burn atium? 'Cause I'm starting to see us talking... oh, there we go. Where are we going? Looks like... dinner. Shall we?

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Hey I just met you! And this is crazy! So here's my spanreed! So call me maybe!

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First, I had to reorient, leap a hurdle, and I finally came to rest here, upside down, feeling Syl-ly. I've been glowing here since you walked in. Just how long will it be till I fall? 

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Are you a returned, because you sure look like it.

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7 hours ago, kenod said:

Are you a returned, because you sure look like it.

For some reason, this feels like an insult, at least to me, even though it isn't.

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10 hours ago, Turbonator said:

For some reason, this feels like an insult, at least to me, even though it isn't.

It's a reference to the fact that Returned always look like their idea of what they should look like, so mostly extremely handsome and/or beautiful.

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1 hour ago, miner3203 said:

*Walks up to [person of interest], hands said person a handkerchief*

*Walks away*

I feel like there's a lot of real life potential for me emulating spook all of a sudden. 

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Here's what you do; you take every opportunity to go refill your beverage so that there is a chance that, when you return, someone of the attractive sex has occupied your reading spot, and you may act accordingly. Or is that just me, because I am, quite literally, Elend Venture?

Or,

"Ising for the you of the being with you free for a date on Saturday?"

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After a casual ice-breaker discussion on the merits or otherwise of string theory:

In Elantris
I hope you're a better geographer than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

In the fjordell empire
I hope you're a better orthopaedic surgeon than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

In the rose empire
I hope you're a better sculptor than me, coz this thing is trapped in the cognitive and needs to get to the physical

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Me: asks friend if he would rather be a Mistborn or a Terrisman Keeper. 

Him: Keeper, because with some copper minds I could remember every moment with you again.

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On 7/11/2014 at 2:55 PM, Chrono said:

Kaladin: You're so happy that you remind my of my dead little brother. Even when it rains.

Dats not ok

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