Athelia

Sanderson Pickup Lines!

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If you have any excellent pickup lines based on Brandon Sanderson's books, post them here! You might even find The One on this thread, or at least a way to net him/her. (;

I came up with this one the other day, which is why my boyfriend suggested the creation of this thread... :D
"You're like a chasmfiend— your heart is rare, precious, and beautiful."


Edit: Edit your post instead of double posting, please! Thanks. - Shiv

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On that topic, what if a heart did "skip a beat"? Would it count as no beat, or two?

Anyway, I heard one "Are you a Lurcher? Because I can't seem to stay away from you." somewhere.

My own:

"You strengthen me as much as a Highstorm."

"You're so witty it hurts, just like Wit."

White Sand (spoiler because it's unpublished...)

"You're as hot as the sun. It looked like it at first, but my sand turning white again just proves it."

The Croods random thing I came up with just now:

Eep: I'm pretty sure my dad's a Coinshot, he keeps pushing us apart.

Guy: You must be such a powerful Lurcher - you keep us together despite his attempts.

Eep: My heart lurches when I see you... O.o

"You make me want to Survive."

And the best one yet...

...

"I am a Stick."

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Woohoo my thread has been reborn! Are you a returned? Because you take my breath away.

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Moved to Brandon Discussion.

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"Hey, are you a hemalurgist? 'Cause I think you just stole my heart."

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"Is that some kind of Nicrosil affect, because my heart just flared"

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Wayne: Even my anti-logic talisman can't stop you from makin' sense for my future.

 

Steris: An alliance between us is economically advisable.

 

Zane: Being with you makes the voices go away.

 

A Purelaker: I'd let you catch me any day.

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Baby is your name Domi? Because I think I love you!

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I must have a metal heart, cause I can feel you Pulling on it

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"Do you want to destroy some evil tonight?" *wink*

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Adolin: *Insert generic pick-up line here

That was the best :D:lol:

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Renarin: you talked to it?

Adolin: yes.

R: you ate chicken?

A: of course I did.

R: you have mothers necklace?

A: yup. Right here in my pocket.

Nevani: it's a date. Not a duel!

R: you didn't hear what he said when he asked her out...

A: hey! I said her eyes glistened like a gemheart.

R: you told her that she reminded you of chrysalis you once opened.

A: she wouldn't't let me finish.

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A few less obvious ones:

 

Steel Inquisitor: I don't feel like killing you.

 

Hrathen: You are a worthy opponent.

 

Vasher: You annoy me less than you used to.

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Or you could try Blushweaver's approach...

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"Are you a Pulser because every time I'm near you time slows down."

 

Bit creepy but... "Are you a Rioter because whenever I see you all I feel is love."

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I kind of just love being called Brightness. I think that's a beautiful term. Of course, it's not always meant as a compliment in Brandon's world...but... to be bright and shiny and full of light.... or bright as in smart---it's all complimentary to me. :-) 

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Not sure how much this classifies as post necro'ing, but this is a good one:

 

P1: "If you're a misting, you must be a Rioter."

P2: "Why's that?"

P1: "You sure inflame MY emotions."

*cue appreciation from P2*

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1.Are you a returned? Because you just brightened my day

2.you look "radient" tonight

3.me: my life to yours my breath becomes yours

Girl:why did you say that

Me:because you just took my breath away

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