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If you have any excellent pickup lines based on Brandon Sanderson's books, post them here! You might even find The One on this thread, or at least a way to net him/her. (;

I came up with this one the other day, which is why my boyfriend suggested the creation of this thread... :D
"You're like a chasmfiend— your heart is rare, precious, and beautiful."


Edit: Edit your post instead of double posting, please! Thanks. - Shiv

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On that topic, what if a heart did "skip a beat"? Would it count as no beat, or two?

Anyway, I heard one "Are you a Lurcher? Because I can't seem to stay away from you." somewhere.

My own:

"You strengthen me as much as a Highstorm."

"You're so witty it hurts, just like Wit."

White Sand (spoiler because it's unpublished...)

"You're as hot as the sun. It looked like it at first, but my sand turning white again just proves it."

The Croods random thing I came up with just now:

Eep: I'm pretty sure my dad's a Coinshot, he keeps pushing us apart.

Guy: You must be such a powerful Lurcher - you keep us together despite his attempts.

Eep: My heart lurches when I see you... O.o

"You make me want to Survive."

And the best one yet...

...

"I am a Stick."

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Wayne: Even my anti-logic talisman can't stop you from makin' sense for my future.

 

Steris: An alliance between us is economically advisable.

 

Zane: Being with you makes the voices go away.

 

A Purelaker: I'd let you catch me any day.

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