TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 (edited) I refuse to participate in this war. Perhaps it is my own fault. Perhaps I joined too many alliances, believing they would never betray one another. But there is no time for regret. War is coming, and there will be casualties. I hereby found the Benevolent Order of the Yak. Members of all factions—Newcagoans, Wafflesworn, Lords of Chaos, and all others—may seek aid from this Order. We shall cheerfully and graciously provide seekers of aid with warm knitted clothing and home-cooked yak meat. This shall be served with a healthy dose of Northwest sarcasm and excuses for not taking sides with warring factions. All are welcome to join me in the Benevolent Order of the Yak. Edited June 28, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Yaks? Such an inferior replacement for ponies... ... And yet, the decision to abstain from conflict and aid others is commendable. Whatever your sparkle-status, Twilyght, your heart and spirit beats with harmony. Rest easy, simple yaks, for whatever fate befalls the rest of those who would oppose Celestia, by your leaders example you shall be spared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 The Herd shall be welcome here as well. Kindly leave your conflicts at the door, please. If, um, that's okay with you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 So... ummm... maybe I could host a small bar for us all to drink peacibly? As long as no one starts toasting Unification Day This war, I think we should all be fine but it is your home Twy so what do ya say... PLEEEEEAAAAASEEEE... I mean I know no one will dare brave the Desert (besides Mary but I think she has a motive) to join the Raven's throne (WE HAVE A/C BTW) So I would like to be your bartender on the side... if you will have me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Silly pony riders. The Feathersworn ride these into battle. We ride these feathered beasts to war. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 A bar would be most welcome. As would A/C. Peaceful drinking is always allowed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Mail lad... as awesome as that picture of Gandalf escaping Orthanc is... this is the Switzerland thread... (It is Switzerland that's neutral right?) Very well TwiLyght, I shall set up a full bar in a corner, would you like anything in particular? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 (edited) Yes, this is very much the Switzerland thread. Your warbirds are only welcome so long as they are not here for war. They may feast on yak meat, but if I sense a fight, you will be asked to leave. And we can back that threat up. We've taken….precautions. I will have an organic ale, please. Edited June 28, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 M'lady, all my beer is organic. Would you like a Pale Ale, Red Ale, Blonde, or a Brown Ale? I also know of a delicious bled of Blonde and Red. (Nimbus Brewery calls it the Strawberry Blonde I think) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 In that case, surprise me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Very well, *Goes behind the newly Soulcast bar that came out of nowhere and mills about a bit* Here you go Twi, It's a special Blonde and Brown ale I call the Drity Blonde 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 I look around for a second and have an idea... QUIVER, I SUMMON YOU TO THE ORDER OF THE YAK... NOW I bellow in a voice that could be heard across the Void (could someone let him know to meet us there please?) "You don't at all see the irony of summoning someone with the Royal Canterlot Voice?" Quiver emerges from the shadows, a grin on his face. As when he defected to Newcago, his apperance has changed somewhat to reflect new allegiances...though not so much as might be expected. He remains human at least. He just apparently decided it was time he had an evil-goatee. He takes a look around the room, as if in appraisal."Nice...whatever this is," he finally says. "It impressed Celestia at least." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 TwiLyght sipped her ale. "Now, now, gentlemen. Keep it civil. This is neutral ground." She continued to watch, admitting to no one that she was quite fond of Quiver's evil goatee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theorymaker Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 (edited) I will join the peace group. I do not see the ponies as enemies (it's actually fun to see them pop up every now and then). Nor do I wish to join them against my own order (Observer's Guild). So I remain neutral and peaceful. Also Quiver's from the Mirror Universe! Link (In case some people don't watch Star Trek). Edited June 29, 2014 by Theorymaker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 ... Why is this tagged War? Theory, if you don't wish to join the War, it's alright. You may stay abstinent even after the invoking of the Second Commandment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Because it has to do with the war, even if neutrality is the goal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Can I have some more yak snacks please? Me and Mary are about to start having Bloody fun, so I don't have time to cook a proper meal to stock me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Is it a friendly duel, or a battle designed to start an inter-Clan war? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Our fighting kind of goes beyond the regular clan stuff. And we've both missed it the past two weeks, so yeah....It's all friendly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 All right, then. But I reserve the right to replace the following with prune juice if I catch a whiff of true warfare. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 *Grabs the first too and scarfs them down.* Thank you wonderful Yack person, much appreciated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 It's YAK. Y-A-K. Yack is something you do when you're sick. Would you like me to turn that beer into cheese fondue? It goes wonderfully with soft pretzels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Nah, that's okay. I'll just have...........Donuts. Sith stampedes function extremely well when fed Doughnuts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 I….had no idea Sith stampeded anything, let alone after munching donuts. Then again, they do seem to be more inclined to embrace fun (and therefore donuts) than the Jedi. I've always thought the Jedi ate nothing but kale and bran flakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 Well don't tell anyone, but in an alternative universe to Trigun, after the finale Vash the Stampede got abducted by Jedi and had to join the sith in order to survive. He turned out to be the "Selected One" and became a sith, eventually reaching deity level. This story is about me. You don't want to hear anymore details. These are not the things you are looking for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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