the winter system Posted April 4, 2015 Report Share Posted April 4, 2015 Why a sword, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kestrel Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 "Do my homework" "Clean my room" "Destory all the flute players in a higher chair than I" Sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecohansen Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 "promote the thriving of sapient entities." "Protect the innocent" would turn Nightblood into an anti-abortion fanatic, or would cause it to follw the orders of innocent children, until that resulted in a great horror, which would destroy the child's innocence, and case nightblood to turn on the child. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Find the Truths of the cosmere" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Find the Truths of the cosmere" Does he understand truth O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Bring the singularity. Make humanity transcend mortality. Break the cicle. Bring forth the new world. Create perfection. Be perfection. Transcend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turos Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Develop an engrossing obsession with space. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistLord Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 After careful review, I believe I now truly understand why Vasher killed Shashara. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 "Protect Life" I think that would do what "Destroy Evil" was supposed to do, at least closer to it. Of course it could end up being a sword that wont do anything because it needs to protect everything... thus creating a paradox... "Show Future" could possibly do the same thing as atium, but consuming breaths instead. "Show weak point" would make a sword that shows you were to strike. Lots of interesting things you could do with awakened Metal... Or dance. Just dance. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 You guys are way over thinking this... The answer seems so obvious."Cook Bacon". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 You guys are way over thinking this... The answer seems so obvious. "Cook Bacon". Wouldn't we have to name the sword "Kevin" in that case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 Wouldn't we have to name the sword "Kevin" in that case? I laughed at this way more than is reasonable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VindicationKnight Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 'Pass the Butter' 'Take Two Strokes of My Golf Swing' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r7llxX1gd4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZARafUuhpY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK9b2ypX_rM Some men just want to watch the world burn. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sovereign Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 'Pass the Butter' 'Take Two Strokes of My Golf Swing' Some men just want to watch the world burn. I'm Mr.Nightblood, look at me! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VindicationKnight Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm Mr.Nightblood, look at me! Nalthis? What Nalthis? I don't remember there being any planet here, you must be mistaken' *hides smoking wreckage behind the sun* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) "Write Cosmere" Edited August 10, 2015 by WayneSpren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Heal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peng the Just Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 "every morning pick a number at random between 1 and 10. If it's a: 1, be a normal sword with no powers 2, insult people 3, compliment people 4, sing 5, kill the enemies of the wielder 6, tell the wielder you will help them kill their enemies, then do nothing to help them. 7, hide 8, serve 9, pretend to be a normal sword with no powers, but help the wielder kill their enemies when needed. 10, destroy yourself" ..Or if that's too complicated you could just go with "suprise me" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Make a pen. "Be Brandon Sanderson." Nightpen. All the Cosmere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 12, 2015 Report Share Posted August 12, 2015 Be free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamEternal Posted August 13, 2015 Report Share Posted August 13, 2015 Be free! WoA spoiler I AM FREE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted August 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2015 CONSUME ENOUGH INVESTURE TO BECOME A SHARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 When commanded, fetch me a doughnut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla the Absent Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 When commanded, fetch me a doughnut. Is he the reason for the holes in doughnuts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Reptile Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 Is he the reason for the holes in doughnuts? Yeah. When you're a sword, it's hard to pick things up without poking holes in them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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