The Shadow Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Nazi Nightblood would be more like: "Kill all darkeyes." Hitler: "NIGHTBLOOD! KILL ALL DARKEYES!" Himmler: "Fuhrer, you have darkeyes." Hitler: "...rust." Create Beauty. This one is as tricky as Destroy Evil, but I think that this would lead Nightblood to guide his wielder to create their ideal of beauty. He might even posses the wielder, in a way, driving them body and mind until their work is finished. He would burn their Breaths away to sustain a state of artistic genius in them when drawn. Or it could be something like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mAXfKnxeAo (I don't know if you can post videos directly). "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity." I don't get this one. Explain, please? Bring Peace. The scariest of all possible commands. Positively terrifying. Now, I'm thinking about The Operator from Firefly with Nightblood. My answer: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeiryWriter Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 "What do you get if you Awakened Mjolinir into a sapient entity? A Type Thor BioChromatic Entity." I don't get this one. Explain, please? 'tis a pun. Mjolnir is the hammer wielded by the Norse god Thor. An inanimate object awakened to sentience is a Type Four BioChromatic Entity. Thor/Four rhyme. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 'tis a pun. Mjolnir is the hammer wielded by the Norse god Thor. An inanimate object awakened to sentience is a Type Four BioChromatic Entity. Thor/Four rhyme. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shadow Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Ohh! I thought there might be more to it. Like the BioChromatic bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 This would be kind of cheap, as it would make you practically undefeatable: Yodel. Poorly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shadow Posted July 25, 2014 Report Share Posted July 25, 2014 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Venvious Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 (edited) Make me a sandwhich. Hold the tomato please. well...that is a bit short sighted so... ENSLAVE HUMANITY actually that's kinda dark... Stop cancer that would be great and all but I am not sure it's methods would be completely ethical... Well I think I will settle for "Turn into a 6-inch tall elephant when I tell you to." Edited July 29, 2014 by Lord Venvious 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Make Brandon and Rothfuss write just as awesomely, but also twice as fast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Make Brandon and Rothfuss write just as awesomely, but also twice as fast. Absorb Brandon Sanderson's soul. What? Then he'd be immortal and could write books forever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 As long as he doesn't mind working through dictation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 As long as he doesn't mind working through dictation. He'd get used to it after the first century or so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traceria Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Butcher bovine perfectly. Then I'd open a steakhouse. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted July 31, 2014 Report Share Posted July 31, 2014 Hey, what's that black smoke swirling around the cook? ....barbecue smoke. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 "Make me a sandwich." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Nightblood's interpretation: "Out of the flesh of evildoers, please!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. Fie, Wafflesworn. You operate on the assumption that the two are by necessity separate, and that they cannot be combined into a single culinary experience of pain. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. Then Kill scholar's with me I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Torture with me. Then. Cook with me. I really hope you wash it in between, because I am NEVER going to eat your cooking again. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Fie, Wafflesworn. You operate on the assumption that the two are by necessity separate, and that they cannot be combined into a single culinary experience of pain. Be still, my heart. Then Kill scholar's with me I presume? I wouldn't share the pleasure of killing Scholars with Nightblood. I really hope you wash it in between, because I am NEVER going to eat your cooking again. My hands are clean, Panda. The food is clean. Don't worry over much about it. Besides, all I will ever serve you are bamboo shoots and pandan-flavored waffles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabrina Stormshard Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 "LOVE ME" Nightblood's more romantic sister, Heartblood 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted August 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 protect those who deserve it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cstryon Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Disobey my command. Merciful Domi what have I done? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted August 17, 2014 Report Share Posted August 17, 2014 (edited) Make Friends. My Little Nightblood, My Little Nightblood, Aaaaa-ah... Edited August 17, 2014 by Quiver 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJRosso Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Kill Hoid 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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