Cosmere Alternate Universe: High school edition!

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A few days ago, I was looking at Cosmere memes when I found this:

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I shared the image with my friend and we started coming up with a bunch of other roles for characters not mentioned, and then did the same thing but for high school.

What we came up with:

Dalinar: The ex-army PE teacher who everybody is scared of. The school forced him to teach history as well, and now it's growing on him, especially teaching the mongol empire thing. Other teachers are scared of him, but he goes to all of the staff meetings. Practically adopted Kaladin. "Give me twenty push-ups! Then do your homework!" Sorta vibes.

Kaladin: That one senior who is super good at BioMed and PE and is Dalinar's favorite student. The councilor is super worried for him but he never goes to actually see the councilor. Gets in fights occasionally to protect the person being bullied. Bridge four is his friend group, and all of the popular kids are scared of him and whenever the suicide PSA comes around everybody tries not to make eye contact with him.

Bridge Four: The basketball team: not as popular as the football team, but still has that camaraderie.

Syl: Kaladin's younger elementary school age sister who he brings to all the school events and everyone knows and adores.

Adolin: The most popular football jock, but is super nice to everyone. Everyone is shocked when he starts hanging out with Kaladin, who is decidedly not popular. Every girl is drooling over him in the halls. Gets good grades cause Dalinar forces him to and acts out in Dalinar's class cause he has that same period with Shallan and wants to impress her. Also amazing in PE and takes a fashion design class.

Shallan: Moved schools halfway through the year. Adolin instantly took a liking to her, so she became one of the popular group. Kaladin initially doesn't like her or any popular person because popular kids bullied his little brother Tien, but he grows to like her and Adolin. She is taking two art classes and it the go-to person whenever anyone is making a poster. Every-so-often she hangs out with the kids who eat lunch under the stairs who everyone thinks are probably drug dealers.

Lift: Lift is that one freshman who seems like she still should be in middle school. Her favorite class is Home Ec, especially on the days where they make food. Her teachers like her, but she doesn't have the best grades. Her BFF is that one quiet kid who nobody notices who gets all As. Lift always takes extra in the lunch line and eats lunch in the biology section of the library, and because Kaladin occasionally stays in the library to study, he'll just be eating his lunch and checking out a book on anatomy and he will just hear a crunching noise from Lift sitting on a bookshelf and eating 3 day old nachos.

Navani: The super intimidating PTA mom who gets everything done and is singlehandedly responsible for keeping the school going. Drags all the vapers in the bathrooms out by their ears.

Szeth: The weird, quiet kid, who everybody is kinda worried about, but Dalinar has taken under his wing and tutors during lunch.

Nightblood: Szeth's weird little sibling who shows up during baseball and soccer games because Vivenna used to do soccer and Vasher likes watching baseball.

Vivenna: The senior who turned emo but everyone thought she would be valedictorian when she was a sophomore/junior.

Siri: The freshman who secretly wears bright, colorful, and fashionable clothes but hides them in her gym locker because she has to wear drab clothes at home.

Lightsong: The class clown, who is the economics teacher (Llarimir)'s worst nightmare.

Elend: A junior, and is the biggest book nerd who hosts DND club and chess club and book club and debate club and philosophy club. His dad is known for donating to the school. He's not exactly popular, but everyone likes him because he's rich. He was elected student body president for next year.

Vin: The quiet, introverted sophomore who everyone is at least a bit concerned about. But, whenever there's a school dance, she goes all out. To everyone's surprise, she and Elend are dating.

That's all we came up with, but I'd love to hear all your ideas for other characters in the Cosmere (or even in any of Sanderson's other works), or alternate ideas for already listed characters!

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Kelsier: That one teacher that doesn't actually teach a lot, but everyone still learns things. He also goes along with whatever insane thing the students are talking about. He sometimes instigates it. It's also common knowledge that he hates the principal

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Sarene: The charismatic and witty junior who is taller than all the other girls and most of the guys. She’s also at least proficient in every class (except art, that is. But that doesn’t stop her from trying). This and her height make her fairly popular, but also held in awe by most of her peers. She is the captain of the fencing club.

[Aes Sedai Shardbearer]

Shai: The one who gets all A's without even trying but doesn't tell anyone. She leads those who eat lunch under the stairs and are probably drug dealers, and if anyone needs something that may or may not be legal, from cheating on tests to...i dunno...hiding a body...well. She's the one they come to, and she will do it, no questions asked, but the teachers can't prove anything.

[NerdyAarakocra King's Wit]

Eshonai: She's that one social outcast who leads the friend group that nobody likes. She once beat up a kid for harassing Venli. She's actually quite nice, if you sit at her lunch table.