A Joe in the Bush

War is Coming (WAR ENDED STOP POSTING HERE)

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Matrim Bloody Cauthon, seer of fades, unlikely survivor, pips rider, luck owner, wearer of more knives than is found in a cutlery store, juggler, gambler, son of battles, survivor of hinderstap, possessor of unconventional wisdom, hearer of dice, thrower of knives, trouble maker, and last but not least "man who acts like a piñata".

THAT was a bloody mouthful.

Or shall I say, Mattful? :P

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what else did you think?

For someone who keeps denying that he is royalty, you sure have titles enough to beat the rest of them, including your own queen.

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For someone who keeps denying that he is royalty, you sure have titles enough to beat the rest of them, including your own queen.

 

it seems to be missing something................................oh yes misplacer of eyes.

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it seems to be missing something................................oh yes misplacer of eyes.

More the Causer of Rolling Eyes. :P
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More the Causer of Rolling Eyes. :P

 

is it weird that this topic started out about an impending war but has mutated into a conversation between myself, Quitecontrary, and leftinch about my username and denial of nonexistent greatness?

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is it weird that this topic started out about an impending war but has mutated into a conversation between myself, Quitecontrary, and leftinch about my username and denial of nonexistent greatness?

You expected anything different? :P

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You expected anything different? :P

Well when i joined the site i didnt expect my username to stimulate as much conversation as it has. Must be the ta'veren.

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Well when i joined the site i didnt expect my username to stimulate as much conversation as it has. Must be the ta'veren.

I didnt expect mine to generate terrible puns either. People on this site do weird things with names  :mellow:

 

ta'veren is a WoT thing?

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I didnt expect mine to generate terrible puns either. People on this site do weird things with names  :mellow:

 

ta'veren is a WoT thing?

Ta'veren is someone who pretty much pulls on fate and affects everything around them just by being there.

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Ta'veren is someone who pretty much pulls on fate and affects everything around them just by being there.

Like I said, Matrim, it's your bloody Luck that I've always been wary of.

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Like I said, Matrim, it's your bloody Luck that I've always been wary of.

You said that you were wary of how much the tavern wenches are attracted to me.

Since i replied to that i have wondered what would happen if i logged on and there was a new person with the username tuon, fortuona or the daughter of nine moons. I would have no idea how to react. Rand or perrin would, they've always been good with women.

Edited by Matrim Bloody Cauthon
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You said that you were wary of how much the tavern wenches are attracted to me.

Since i replied to that i have wondered what would happen if i logged on and there was a new person with the username tuon, fortuona or the daughter of nine moons. I wouldhave no idea how to react. Rand or perrin would, they've always been good with women.

You'd have thrashed and fought, and denied it. But in the end, you'd have married her. How else will you think it will end?

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You'd have thrashed and fought, and denied it. But in the end, you'd have married her. How else will you think it will end?

Not a clue.

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All the Sharders, down in Shardville 

Were cutting their quills

Preparing for war

Not heading for hills. 

 

But one Sharder was not happy. 

No, not one bit. 

He glared at the Sharders

And wished that they'd quit. 

 

"War is coming," growled the Minch, 

"It's coming, I fear, 

"War will reach Shardville!

"It's practically here!" 

 

Sorry. I couldn't resist. 

Edited by TwiLyghtSansSparkles
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Chaos won this War a Long time ago. It's over.

 

Of course, Now the LoC is long gone.

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Speak of the necro and the necro will come...  <_<

 

Of course, Now the LoC is long gone.

 

I'm not sure antagonizing the clan that an admin of the forum founded is the bestest idea there is... :ph34r:

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How could I antagonize it more than I already have by publiccly announcing my withdrawl of it support for another Clan?

 

And anyway, Chaos wouldn't ban a man who once helped him defeat Newcago.

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How could I antagonize it more than I already have by publiccly announcing my withdrawl of it support for another Clan?

And anyway, Chaos wouldn't ban a man who once helped him defeat Newcago.

Newcago obliterated Chaos. That's the truth.
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It doesn´t really matter, afterall the true rulers only came into exsistance after the battle between Chaos and Newcago already ended.

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It doesn´t really matter, afterall the true rulers only came into exsistance after the battle between Chaos and Newcago already ended.

True. 

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All the while the Dark Alley slowly infiltrated all sides, no matter who won this war, they would be the last ones standing MWAHAHAHAHA making sure that everyone was ok, and had lots of delicious cookies.

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Don´t forget that Oregon has participants that are unspikable don´t gain weight no matter how much they eat.

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All the while the Dark Alley slowly infiltrated all sides, no matter who won this war, they would be the last ones standing MWAHAHAHAHA making sure that everyone was ok, and had lots of delicious cookies.

And the Newcagoans also handed out donuts on the battlefield, after the battle.
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