A Joe in the Bush

War is Coming (WAR ENDED STOP POSTING HERE)

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CAT STAMP

 

 

*stamps twice and skitters away*

 

 

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!??? Why me and Contrary? I mean we're the coolest people here, have had the baddest chull fight so far, but WHY??? What have you done to me!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

(Dies Laughing)

 

Tempus, you keep beating me to making pictures. 

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That was funny. Thanks Tempus.

I'm always suspicious of cats. And even if Leftinch and I are archenemies, in this we agree. We don't look good as cats.

(I know I have to post it in the Joke Profile Pics thread)

The pics you've done so far are pretty cool, Tempus.

I wish I'll have one made by you that is not cat related.

I tried to create one for myself, but it always comes out all chaotic.

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You need Adobe Photoshop or Illustrator Version 6.0 or 5.5. Even then, it's quite hard to use.

 

I think you have to pay, too.

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What do you mean I have to pay?

Well, I normally just use a Chromebook so Photoshop is out of the question, so I use Pixlr Editor. Was that what you meant?

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You see, Adobe Photoshop (any good photoshopping program, in fact) requires cash to get ($80 for Adobe).

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Ah, well, yeah, most software comes at a price. I'm an open source enthusiast myself, but I do understand the value of paying for something.

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Stirring up chaos, while we have the only Ta'veran is a little stupid.

you flatter me leftinch.

Oh, puny Head Scholar, my schwaffles have invaded your vocabulary. Else, your hands must be shaking as you scribe this missive to our powerful clan. It is Ta'veren that you mean, yes?

If you are speaking of Matrim, who I have fed honeycakes off Mistress Al'Vere's inn kitchen, we have agreed to a Two Rivers understanding.

As Mistress of the Wafflesworn, I am an honorary member of the Women's Circle. And THAT is enough to make Matrim hide.

I am part of the seanchan now. seanchan don't have womens circles.

Current Forces:

The Lords of Chaos: Vs. The Courts of Newcago

Hello. My name is Joe Elsa Steelheart

Kobold King Leftinch

The Shardbearing Elephant Erai

Chaos

Ashiok

FeatherWriter

Khyrindor

Quitecontrary

GREENMONSTA

Theorymaker

These Men Claim to serve Newcago, but have yet to Join the War Effort.

Princess High Imperial Delightful

Lord Grey Pilgrim, Humble Worshipper of the Cult of Elsa

Knave Sir Quiver, Closest Minister to the Throne

Sir Breathtaker, Knight and Guardian of Ice

Sir Matrim Bloody Cauthon- Knight of Newcago

I AM NOT A KNIGHT.

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That's what Queen Elsa listed you as. I just copy/pasted from her list.

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you flatter me leftinch.

 

I am part of the seanchan now. seanchan don't have womens circles.

 

 

I am not a knight.

I have no quarrel with you, Matrim, even though you are of NC, whose queen doesn't recognize you for the Prince that you are. It is unfortunate.

Also, it is not your being Ta'veren, or even your ashandarei that I'm wary of, but your Luck and your way with tavern wenches.

My kitchen crew often talk about you, see. *strokes cour'souvras

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I have no quarrel with you, Matrim, even though you are of NC, whose queen doesn't recognize you for the Prince that you are. It is unfortunate.

Also, it is not your being Ta'veren, or even your ashandarei that I'm wary of, but your Luck and your way with tavern wenches.

My kitchen crew often talk about you, see. *strokes cour'souvras

 

marrying someone doesn't make you bloody nobility. I don't want to be a noble its all about the boots you see. http://feriwan.tumblr.com/post/62423423050/mat-cauthons-unconventional-wisdom

 

as for the tavern wenches... im a married man now. and before that i just went by the rule of never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.

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marrying someone doesn't make you bloody nobility. I don't want to be a noble its all about the boots you see.

as for the tavern wenches... im a married man now. and before that i just went by the rule of never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars.

I applogise for the mistake on the list, Matrim, What is your full title you would like?
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wait for it......................................here it comes..................................Mat.

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Oh, Mat. The one constant thing about you is your denial of greatness.

Here, have a plate.

*hands Matrim a plate of honeycakes*

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*Snitches the one Mat was about to grab*

 

I love how the war thread is one of the few places where we can all hang out in peace. You Chaos Sworn are actually good for something I guess.

 

*Hands Contrary a steaming plate of Rice*

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You probably just ruined that

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What!? It's not like I poisoned the rice, and I've mentioned the irony of this thread before. I think we'll be safe. That is until Maillw73 sees this :P

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*Snitches the one Mat was about to grab*

I love how the war thread is one of the few places where we can all hang out in peace. You Chaos Sworn are actually good for something I guess.

*Hands Contrary a steaming plate of Rice*

Thank you, Scholar. You could've just asked instead of snitching. Typical.

*Hands the plate of rice to a kitchen staff nearby*

That toy panda that was given to me is voracious and needs rice all the time. This will help. If you pput poison in it, I doubt if it will affect that panda.

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And who said anything about a peace? You have a bounty on your head, Scholar. And we have yet to settle that. I would do so now, but you have a duel with Mailliw, and I want to see how that goes first.

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Just because you talked about peace doesn't mean I'll attack you. I'll wait for our duel first.

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Just because you talked about peace doesn't mean I'll attack you. I'll wait for our duel first.

Mailliw, break a few of his bones for me, will you? And if you can get a souvenir back, I'd really appreciate it. *wink

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Oh, Mat. The one constant thing about you is your denial of greatness.

Here, have a plate.

*hands Matrim a plate of honeycakes*

 

what is there to deny?

 

would you like to hear my extended name?

 

 

*Snitches the one Mat was about to grab*

 

I love how the war thread is one of the few places where we can all hang out in peace. You Chaos Sworn are actually good for something I guess.

 

*Hands Contrary a steaming plate of Rice*

 

hey we're friends and all but you could have asked.

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what is there to deny?

 

would you like to hear my extended name?

 

 

 

hey we're friends and all but you could have asked.

 

Sure thing, Mat, what is it?

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Leftinch, I hereby pronounce you as LeftSnitch!

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Mat, you're awesome, blood and bloody ashes.

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Matrim Bloody Cauthon, seer of fades, unlikely survivor, pips rider, luck owner, wearer of more knives than is found in a cutlery store, juggler, gambler, son of battles, survivor of hinderstap, possessor of unconventional wisdom, hearer of dice, thrower of knives, trouble maker, and last but not least "man who acts like a piñata".

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