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The Lords of Chaos

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Hello little ones, those new to this realm. You build little clans and guilds, and have thus awoken old forces. The force of Chaos. Me.

Now it is your turn to serve me, the Lord Ruler. Chaos itself. By joining me, you shall receive far more power than you can imagine. Far more than these current piddly guilds can summon up. You shall be the Lords of Chaos! Together, you and I will rule the galaxy. Or at least this forum.

And my servants, we have an epic war to fight now--a glorious battle and victory to which I will lead you. The Newcago Court has dared to use essentially the same avatar for their queen, Elsa Steelheart, and Delightful. They claim one is cropped slightly different, but that is subterfuge. You and I see through their lies. And so, we must march upon the Court and show them what real justice is: the justice of Chaos. It shall be known as the Great Avatar War (no relation to Aang or Korra), and they will.

Together you and I will defeat them, sow discord, and generally flaunt our grand power. We will tear this pitiful world asunder and build something new. Something better. Something with a ludicrously unhealthy amount of spikes!

I expect the allegiance of the Feathertips and the Wafflesworn (at the very least, Quitecontrary), as the Pirate Monkeys, led by Shiv, are the Wafflesworn's liege.

Now who else is with me?

Those against me will be quickly backslapped, just so you know.

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Those against me will be quickly backslapped, just so you know.

 

It's hard to argue with that logic.

 

We the Wafflesworn have come far since we were mere cooks huddling at the edge of infinity, catering to petty guilds and monarchies as if the world centered around contracts and recipes.

 

We have been brought into something greater, a cosmic arms race of eldritch nightmare beings clutching the throats of those who would once have been called mighty.

 

But there is a fact I have divined about eldritch nightmare beings. A cosmic truth which holds from the smallest ant to the mightiest demigod.

 

Everyone needs refreshments. Even the Lords of Chaos.

 

* summons a table laden with a bizarre assortment of ingredients never before gathered within a single dimension *

 

Where do we start?

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Oooh... Nice. Another Clan.

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Oh what an ego on this one huh? It has occurred to me in my information gathering that although I may harbor some small amount of animosity towards Chaos, it may make sense to join forces for the cause of greater mayhem. 

 

I Have some interest in general discord and drawing all possible amusement from it. If this is something we can agree on then I may be interested in becoming a part of something alone those lines.

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And so it begins, the TLR is coming to blows with the most powerful guild ( not-factoring moderation powers).

FeatherWriter I request that you call off this uncouth, uncalled for, desaltory, sad, cremling excuse of a battle. Keep thy clans neutral or side with us.

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I do not know my Ladies will in this matter, But I shall serve against the Courts of Newcago. Long have I sought for Battle Against them. My Lord. The Feathermancers are your's to Command.

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Interesting, the Feathermancers and the Lord Ruler have declared War upon the Newcagos... the War that was prophesied to be waged, but not on the Shroomies, as we interpreted, but on the Newcagoans.

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The Lord Ruler. Fear him Little Panda, for he fears nothing.

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Yeah, I figured that out, and edited my previous post.

 

Since you call me a Little Panda, then I think I can call you the Dodgy Dice, ey? :P

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"The lions sing and the hills take flight.

The moon by day and the sun by night.

Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.

Let the Lords of Chaos rule."

Someone had to do it.

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As an Observer, I'm not allowed to participate, but I do recommend an alliance with the Catquisitors, :P  They share similar Ideals. :D

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There we go. There's a Thread for the War.

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BAM! MORE FOOD! Will this help me in Elimination? If so, I'm in. If not, I'm still in! Let us go and confuse the Rust out of Newcago! (Can we use puns?)

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BAM! MORE FOOD! Will this help me in Elimination? If so, I'm in. If not, I'm still in! Let us go and confuse the Rust out of Newcago! (Can we use puns?)

I though you were on our side? What has the chaos done? Why is people fighting against Newcago? What have we done?

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Where do we start?

Welcome, Kobold King, O Bold One, to the Lords of Chaos. You shall find that induction to this all powerful guild is not just power, but truth.

Finish your hockey games with the fools you have abandoned. Destroy them. Sow chaos. Then, bring others to our cause. We have a very early lead, and we must continue the dominance before we strike.

 

Oh what an ego on this one huh? It has occurred to me in my information gathering that although I may harbor some small amount of animosity towards Chaos, it may make sense to join forces for the cause of greater mayhem. 

 

I Have some interest in general discord and drawing all possible amusement from it. If this is something we can agree on then I may be interested in becoming a part of something alone those lines.

Hello, GreenMonsta. Old rival. I think we can come to an accord. But if you betray me, retribution will be swift. However, that is no reason not to have a good working relationship, yes? I'm sure we can be great allies.

 

I Do Not know My Ladies WIll in This Matter, But I shall Serve against the Courts of Newcago. Long Have I sought for Battle Against them. My Lord. The Feathermancers are your's to Command.

Good... good. You have already done well, my apprentice, with creating the war thread. We have already sown such chaos. Newcago is helpless.

 

"The lions sing and the hills take flight.

The moon by day and the sun by night.

Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.

Let the Lords of Chaos rule."

Someone had to do it.

Fantastic.

GreyPilgrim, your old lord summons you. Join me. Swear your allegiance to me, and you shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

 

BAM! MORE FOOD! Will this help me in Elimination? If so, I'm in. If not, I'm still in! Let us go and confuse the Rust out of Newcago! (Can we use puns?)

Excellent, Ashiok. You will be a fine Lord of Chaos.

You see, Elsa, how quickly your servants betray you for your betters? You are hopeless.

 

I though you were on our side? What has the chaos done? Why is people fighting against Newcago? What have we done?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You and Delightful have dared to use the same avatar. If you surrender, we will be generous to the prisoners of war.

EDIT: I will soon be editing the main post with our allies and our Grand Army.

As an FYI, we are also enemies of the traitorous Caton of Inquisition. They have used Hemalurgy without my divine authorization, and do not fight under our banner. They must be removed.

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Welcome, Kobold King, O Bold One, to the Lords of Chaos. You shall find that induction to this all powerful guild is not just power, but truth.

Finish your hockey games with the fools you have abandoned. Destroy them. Sow chaos. Then, bring others to our cause. We have a very early lead, and we must continue the dominance before we strike.

Hello, GreenMonsta. Old rival. I think we can come to an accord. But if you betray me, retribution will be swift. However, that is no reason not to have a good working relationship, yes? I'm sure we can be great allies.

Good... good. You have already done well, my apprentice, with creating the war thread. We have already sown such chaos. Newcago is helpless.

Fantastic.

GreyPilgrim, your old lord summons you. Join me. Swear your allegiance to me, and you shall become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Excellent, Ashiok. You will be a fine Lord of Chaos.

You see, Elsa, how quickly your servants betray you for your betters? You are hopeless.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You and Delightful have dared to use the same avatar. If you surrender, we will be generous to the prisoners of war.

EDIT: I will soon be editing the main post with our allies and our Grand Army.

As an FYI, we are also enemies of the traitorous Caton of Inquisition. They have used Hemalurgy without my divine authorization, and do not fight under our banner. They must be removed.

Queen Elsa rises with a angry look on her face. Soon the princess will come and with the rest of the minsters and knights and you shall pay for what you are doing! Elsa moves hers arms and a enormous, large snow monster appears, "I present to you, Marshmellow!"

She creates a small statue of Chaos and hands it to him "your gift for peace between us"

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You and Delightful have dared to use the same avatar. If you surrender, we will be generous to the prisoners of war.

Congrats, Chaos. You just made sure that they will never change their picture. I was thinking of photoshopping something for them, but now they'll never accept it.

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Congrats, Chaos. You just made sure that they will never change their picture. I was thinking of photoshopping something for them, but now they'll never accept it.

 

What did you have in mind?

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What did you have in mind?

 

Is this a declaration of surrender? That you will change your avatar because of the threat looming at your door?

 

How easily wills are bent. 

 

Lord Ruler, I may be late in declaring my allegiance, but I am here now, laying my army of punished kitchen-slaved Aes Sedai at your feet. 

Our contract with Newcago has been withdrawn, and may they starve in this bitter winter they have created.

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Is this a declaration of surrender? That you will change your avatar because of the threat looming at your door?

 

How easily wills are bent. 

 

Lord Ruler, I may be late in declaring my allegiance, but I am here now, laying my army of punished kitchen-slaved Aes Sedai at your feet. 

Our contract with Newcago has been withdrawn, and may they starve in this bitter winter they have created.

By the seven isles. . .

what have we done.

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Is this a declaration of surrender? That you will change your avatar because of the threat looming at your door?

How easily wills are bent.

Lord Ruler, I may be late in declaring my allegiance, but I am here now, laying my army of punished kitchen-slaved Aes Sedai at your feet.

Our contract with Newcago has been withdrawn, and may they starve in this bitter winter they have created.

We had a contract Wafflesworn!!!

We even did a double endorsement for you and your waffles!

Rejoin Newcago! You won't regret it!

The loyal members who were in Newcago and now are not, have greatly disappointed me.

The members who have been loyal to Newcago, I reward you greatly.

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A Queen shouldn't ask for followers, even if she is desperate.

 

You can trust the Wafflesworn as far as you can pay. They are really a mercenary guild.

 

Chaos, how are your relationships with your possible spouse and fiancee contrary the Wafflesworn?

 

Get a room, you two.

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Lord Ruler, I may be late in declaring my allegiance, but I am here now, laying my army of punished kitchen-slaved Aes Sedai at your feet. 

Our contract with Newcago has been withdrawn, and may they starve in this bitter winter they have created.

Oh good, our Mistress of Cutlery switches allegiances! I want to sow chaos and discord as much as the next fellow, but I want to be able to do it while making sniggeringly evil Waffles as well.

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*elsecalls in, sipping tea* Look at all of you. A war over such a petty thing... *sighs* At least it will be amusing. 

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I hereby announce my official allegiance to Chaos and all that this may entail. Operational allies are often as essential as devout followers and I am wise enough to see the lay of the land. What has happened between myself and Chaos is in the murky past (TWG) and I look forward to sowing mayhem along side this new faction. As they say "The battlefield often makes enemies of good friends and friends of old enemies".

 

I concur "Let the Lords of Chaos rule" indeed.

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